Botkin Family End-of-Year Letter. 2014 Edition-MERGED

[TurtleBelly]

I'll just leave this here for the Dominion Wackiness Troll...

Is it just me, or are there some subliminal purity messages written in the doorway of that train car?

[uber frau]

Bwaha

[nelliebelle1197]

"Say hello to my little friend! No, not the gun-- Doug Phillips."

Is that a Botkin or an MThomas?

[DomWackTroll]

nelliebelle, it's Micaiah Thomas.

[hoipolloi]

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On Tapatalk so apologies for no formatting of quote. Fixed it!

ETA: Looks like a gold mine of snark should anyone have the ability to listen to an entire message.

[Peas n carrots]

I'm totally in for Jane Austen and Vampires...only for the "da Fuq?-ness."

[Marian the Librarian]

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On Tapatalk so apologies for no formatting of quote. Fixed it!

ETA: Looks like a gold mine of snark should anyone have the ability to listen to an entire message.

Just like the drug dealer in the schoolyard: "First one's FREE!!" :lol:

[CloakNDagger]

In the dumps? Feeling the need for some free, post-holiday entertainment and laughs? Mosey on over to the T.REX ARMS Facebook page, where you'll find several videos of the Botkin boys playing shoot-em-up, complete with night vision goggles, camo-wear, and other firearms-related paraphernalia. Not to mention lots of real, honest-to-goodness guns. "Getting used to the sounds of power, technology and dominion," indeed!

Do they really believe there's going to be some sort of armed invasion in Middle-Of-Nowhere, Tennessee??? Silly me, of course they do...

facebook.com/trexarmskydex

That's not unique to them. There are plenty of gun owners far more serious than them in the South. It's a good business.

[RandomTrivia]

I was going to nominate Geoff Botkin has fallic entitlement syndrome, but I still can't stop laughing inappropriately next to my snoring husband about Geoff Botkin is a fake dick biologist. Imagine the look on his face if he googled himself and saw that. Giggling again.

T-rex arms reminds me of a phrase my husband uses. Alligator arms- it refers to people who are cheap and never offer to pay or contribute when going out. Because alligators have short arms that cannot reach into their pocket for the wallet.

"Alligator Arms" reminded me of this song, so I had to share it.

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Which would be more useless, T-Rex arms, or alligator arms? And would they be more or less useful than a fake dick (Fake-dick?) biologist?