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Of course instead of learning control just destroy your computer. I mean there is only one computer in your life right? wait what about your phone oops better get rid of that. Better make a cardboard box to live in. Why is it faith requires hard work to deny reality but sexual desire just requires lack of input and not control? I think ti is because in realty Christians can have poor control just like everyone else. so it is just easier to avoid.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/05/f ... porn-free/

Baptist preacher Jay Dennis of the First Baptist Church at the Mall in Lakeland, Florida launched a campaign at the Southern Bapstist Concention annual meeting in Houston this week to get “One Million Men†to destroy their porn stashes and live “porn free.â€

Dennis told the Daily Beast that his inspiration for the campaign came from members of his staff and congregation who approached him about their husbands and sons alleged pornography addictions. He’s begun taking names on his website of men who pledge to destroy their porn stashes — and even their computers — to avoid the temptation.

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I'd love to see all fundie nuts off the internet.

Destroy away, boys. Take a sledge hammer to the demon machine that keeps forcing you to look at naked ladies. Smash it good!

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*sings*

"The internet is for porn.

That's why the web was born.

So grab your dick and double click..."

Yup-that's the ONLY reason a man would use a computer. Other single-function things to get rid of are hand lotion, cucumbers--you get where I'm going here.

Back in the early '90s, one of my colleagues did a presentation to his town council to show them the websites put up by other towns and cities, to prove to them that there were MANY non-porny ways to use the internet. He managed to persuade them; many of them had never used a computer and only believed the crap they heard on TV.

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Well it will keep them working at McDonald's then less chance of spreading hate that way. Really they should just save time and become Amish

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Aww, you beat me to it!

How many people can really live without a computer? Let alone fundies who run family businesses?

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Without the Internet, the Zimmermans wouldn't have been able to pay off Little Tait's lingering hospital bill, since fundies probably made the majority of the donations.

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I think we all need to get behind this movement. No computers or smart phones for any fundie family.

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I actually once saw a fundie documentary called "The Monstrous Regiment of Women" in which a TV is destroyed in a way that is hilarious, of course it was not meant to be that way, but it still was.

I imagine that destroying computers would have a similiar result

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I actually once saw a fundie documentary called "The Monstrous Regiment of Women" in which a TV is destroyed in a way that is hilarious, of course it was not meant to be that way, but it still was.

I imagine that destroying computers would have a similiar result

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I thought he meant "Destroy your computer and get a new one, so the new one won't have the dirty links saved!" Definitely thought, "Save yourself a grand and just erase your browsing history to make it tougher to find the porn sites."

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Without the Internet, the Zimmermans wouldn't have been able to pay off Little Tait's lingering hospital bill, since fundies probably made the majority of the donations.

Yup good example there.

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I love how it would never occur to him that there are women who enjoy porn.

Women aren't "visual" or some bullshit.

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I love how it would never occur to him that there are women who enjoy porn.

Well course not they are not visual and don't have sexual feelings. Hey feel good you don't have to chuck your computer.

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I asked my husband not long ago why he -a grown man- had filtering software on his computer and he said something about it was so he would not look at porn. I though why don't you just exercise some self-control?

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If I don't want to look at porn, I don't search for it. Seems simple enough to me. Or is it that I am just a silly little woman? Who would never want to look at porn herself? (Riiiiight. Suuuure I don't. Not ever. Never ever.)

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I asked my husband not long ago why he -a grown man- had filtering software on his computer and he said something about it was so he would not look at porn. I though why don't you just exercise some self-control?

Because, we live in a culture where people expect fast and easy fixes to their problems. A good example is the weight loss industry. People want the miracle diet or pill that will make them skinny. They think that it takes too much time and effort to loose the weight with diet and exercise.

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How would their poor, bored, SAHDs blog without computers???

Well they could send out a newsletter like She Who Is A Nutbar did. Imagine how exciting your trips to the mailbox would be!

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I thought he meant "Destroy your computer and get a new one, so the new one won't have the dirty links saved!" Definitely thought, "Save yourself a grand and just erase your browsing history to make it tougher to find the porn sites."

That. Exactly.

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