1 Million Moms think Skittles ad "promotes bestiality"

[Naga Viper]

Huh, I didn't know it was a parody—I've only heard it as a nonmusical playground rhyme, and with the last two lines as "Finger-bang an orangutang/And stick him in the zoo." "Orgy at the zoo" is better, though.

Probably not a popular one in homeschooling jump-rope circles...

[Angri-la]

I cannot believe what I just read on this thread. StarryEyedKat, I don't even know you anymore....

[SpeakNow]

I'm really ashamed that I know this, but....

(to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat")

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck

Screw a kangaroo.

Gang bang an orangutan,

Orgy at the zoo...

I know the song as

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck

Screw a kangaroo.

69 a porcupine

An orgy at the zoo

[Naga Viper]

Okay, that's the best one yet. I love regional variations. :lol:

[thoughtful]

I know the song as

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck

Screw a kangaroo.

69 a porcupine

An orgy at the zoo

How did I miss these? I thought I knew all of the rude and/or silly parodies! :lol:

I definitely prefer the last one, because I am a pronunciation snob and rhyme purist. Orangutan has no "ang" sound at the end of it. ;)

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colber ... with-ipads