Say It Ain't So: Ladies Are Buying Small Wasps Nests to Put in Their Vaginas to Increase Tightness

[MarblesMom]

So there is this:  http://www.bet.com/lifestyle/2017/06/06/gyns-warn--don-t-put-wasps-nests-in-your-vagina.html

"It's not every day that a piece of medical advice takes your breath away, but here is one that definitely does: doctor's are warning women to abstain from putting wasps nests in their vaginas."

I have no idea if BET is alternative news or not.  I snopes'd this and came up empty (and wasp-free!).

Jade eggs and/or wasps.... just no.

 

 

[ScorpiousMalfoy]

I just love how from time to time a fashion emerges to stuff weird things up your vajayjay. Last I remember were some stones, shilled by Gwyneth Paltrow, right? Don't people have anything better to do? I mean, I get bored, but not wasp-nest-up-my-vag bored.

[Kailash]

Whuck? (That's WTF put into one word for people who don't read Rants from Mommyland).

This gets a huge hell no from me. 

[mango_fandango]

There's only one appropriate response to this:

[ADoyle90815]

For me, that's a huge hell no.

[RosyDaisy]

I said it before. If it ain't my husband's penis it ain't going in my vagina.

[PennySycamore]

This is crazy and potentially dangerous.  Having been stung by over 3 dozen wasps once, I don't want to ever be stung again.

Btw, BET is Black Entertainment TV and so it's not alternative news.

 

[RosyDaisy]

Wasps are evil little fuckers. Their stings really hurt. I'm allergic to wasps and have to carry an EpiPen.

[Italiangirl]

What?? No no no. Why  people would try  that? 

[Grimalkin]

[PennySycamore]

@Grimalkin, that pic above looks like Kelly Bensimon either smelling something really, really  bad or being with Bethenny on Scary Island.

[Grimalkin]

2 hours ago, PennySycamore said:

@Grimalkin, that pic above looks like Kelly Bensimon either smelling something really, really  bad or being with Bethenny on Scary Island.

      You are correct! Kelly Bensimone on scary island. I just watched that episode again. It's just as crazy as I remember it. If you still watch RHONY there is a rumor that the next episode or two will top that one.

[PennySycamore]

@Grimalkin, I saw the Scary Island episode recently, too!  Honestly, I'd much rather Kelly be on RHONY than Bethenny whom I really can't stand although I think it's better for Kelly and her girls for her not to be on the show.  

[Jucifer]

Gee whiz, ladies just do your Kegels.  

[Mela99]

How long before Gwyneth and Goop claim this is a great idea?

"Don't steam your vagina, Gwyneth Paltrow...." 

 

[JMarie]

Surfing the 'net on a bored Saturday night, and I found this.  Pre-coital glitter pills.  Yuck.

http://nypost.com/2017/07/05/how-a-mother-of-three-invented-vaginal-glitterbombs/

[SusanDelgado]

I just want to know the thought process of the person who came up with this. 

[Italiangirl]

@SusanDelgado i want to know it too, actually i'm a little scared to know it some thing are better if don't look too much in it

[Cats B4 Quivers]

I'm guessing the first person who thought "yeah, vaginas and wasps! That'll work!" has never been anywhere near a vagina. 

[Clairice]

Bloody hell, I stood on a wasp last year and it really hurt for a couple of days. No way to wasps up my foof  thank you very much, crazy stuff

[onekidanddone]

On 8/12/2017 at 11:38 PM, JMarie said:

Surfing the 'net on a bored Saturday night, and I found this.  Pre-coital glitter pills.  Yuck.

http://nypost.com/2017/07/05/how-a-mother-of-three-invented-vaginal-glitterbombs/

I'll add that to my list of the ways I hate glitter.