Political Memes, Comics, and other Shenanigans, Part 3

[GreyhoundFan]

[GreyhoundFan]

[Don'tlikekoolaid]

[GreyhoundFan]

[Gobsmacked]

21 hours ago, smittykins said:

My answer:  I wouldn’t kick him off, but I wouldn’t help him up either.

You are so much kinder than I.  I'm not at all into  physical punishment so definitely no stamping on his fingers. Nooooo. A feather duster is the answer. A few wee tickles under his arms and any other reachable bits. It's up to him if he lets go. Yes? 

[GreyhoundFan]

2 minutes ago, Gobsmacked said:

You are so much kinder than I.  I'm not at all into  physical punishment so definitely no stamping on his fingers. Nooooo. A feather duster is the answer. A few wee tickles under his arms and any other reachable bits. It's up to him if he lets go. Yes? 

I would probably throw a few (fake) $100 bills his way, assuming he would try to grab them.

[fraurosena]

1 hour ago, GreyhoundFan said:

I would probably throw a few (fake) $100 bills his way, assuming he would try to grab them.

Your best bet would be to throw a p?ssy. We know he grabs those, for sure!

 

(fake, of course) 

[Howl]

10 hours ago, fraurosena said:

@Howl, there's something wrong with your link. It links to this thread instead of that story. Can you fix it? I'd love to read it. 

The untold story of the dapper Marine who became the Greatest Generation's 'distracted boyfriend' meme

Correctly linked now! 

[onekidanddone]

On 2/22/2019 at 6:25 PM, GreyhoundFan said:

Nothing 

[Dandruff]

2 minutes ago, onekidanddone said:

Nothing 

I would patiently listen while he tried to (potentially) beg, bribe, cajole, threaten me to help him though.

[FullOfGravy]

1 hour ago, Dandruff said:

I would patiently listen while he tried to (potentially) beg, bribe, cajole, threaten me to help him though.

After which I would say, entirely truthfully, that, despite being a reasonably fit woman who does regular strength training, there's no possible way I could hold his weight, let alone pull him up.

Since this would presumably happen in the US, my Canadian cell phone might or might not be able to call 911.

Welp, looks like there's nothing to be done.  I admit that I would not be above adding a "womp womp" at this point.

 

[Don'tlikekoolaid]

[Audrey2]

6 hours ago, onekidanddone said:

Nothing 

Would it be bad to say that one of my thoughts would be to take a picture and tweet, "Some idiot got too close to the edge. What a loser!" Or maybe, "We need to build the wall higher, so idiots like this can't get in." 

[smittykins]

Well, you are a Mean Green Mother From Outer Space!

[Don'tlikekoolaid]

[thoughtful]

Never mind being from Mexico, I'm actually surprised the hats are 65% wool. I figured the Trump crowd would want nothing but 100% planet-destroying synthetics.

[fraurosena]

From Russia, with love.

 

[Don'tlikekoolaid]

[thoughtful]

It's the Trojan Pinata!

[Don'tlikekoolaid]

[GreyhoundFan]

[GreyhoundFan]

[Don'tlikekoolaid]

[AmazonGrace]

1 hour ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Not sure he gets that high

[GreyhoundFan]

1 hour ago, AmazonGrace said:

Not sure he gets that high

I agree, I think the description "room temperature IQ" describes him. I keep my house at 68 degrees.