Bro Gary Hawkins 7: Asking For Thoughts and Chairs

[MarblesMom]

Does anyone remember this gem?

I can just imagine Becky's face.

 

[SIngingforsupper]

Bro G was live doing some serious armchair preaching. Halleluyer!

 

[MarblesMom]

He is live now, "singing."  I had the audio on for about 10 seconds - - Marbles left the room.

 

[Yogi]

I can’t with his videos. 3 mins in and he still isn’t started. Get to it already!

[MayMay1123]

18 minutes of "preaching":

hal-lay-lew-yers: 12

hands on his face: 26

hay-may-ens:25

i have no idea what else he was blathering on about, something about going to hell i think...

the things i *do* for you guys!

[Dandruff]

2 hours ago, MayMay1123 said:

hands on his face: 26

Did he pick his nose?

[Ms. Squishels]

HAYMAYUN , Hallelujer, Glo-ry to God!

[MayMay1123]

2 hours ago, Dandruff said:

Did he pick his nose?

Not exactly,  he did wipe it with his hand a few times though 

[Granwych]

On 8/3/2018 at 9:50 PM, Dandruff said:

Have the Rods ever posted a (legit) testimonial from someone who credits them for being saved?

No, Kimmie from the fast food place remains willfully incognito.

5 hours ago, Dandruff said:

Did he pick his nose?

He was trying to get out that demon and microphone.

[mango_fandango]

44 minutes ago, Granwych said:

No, Kimmie from the fast food place remains willfully incognito.

He was trying to get out that demon and microphone.

Is he a qualified and experienced exorcist? Those snoot demons are notoriously tricky!

[keepercjr]

Our Bro posted again about his expensive whitening toothpasta and I thought the exchange in the comments was funny. “No Becky just your teeth or so white”.  What the heck does that even mean?

 

he also posted a few videos of himself preaching in a recliner.  The las one (I will link in the spoiler) is a good example of his “reading” skills.  I couldn’t even follow along.

 

Spoiler

 

 

[Spanger]

So Becky clearly wrote that tooth pasta post....

[Lisafer]

Seeing Bro Gary's chompers this early in the morning is a bit disturbing, Haymayun. Also they don't look that different between photos! 

At least it's just a picture. Imagine if he had the ability to show the before and after morning breath via internet. 

 

[Yogi]

THey are the worst salespeople. Say the name of the product at the very least!!!

[MayMay1123]

39 minutes ago, Yogi said:

THey are the worst salespeople. Say the name of the product at the very least!!!

you mean its not...toothpasta?

[Snarkylark]

49 minutes ago, Yogi said:

THey are the worst salespeople. Say the name of the product at the very least!!!

EVERY MLM scam is like that. They never mention the name because they don’t want you googling it or buying from someone or somewhere else. 

[Alisamer]

20 minutes ago, Snarkylark said:

EVERY MLM scam is like that. They never mention the name because they don’t want you googling it or buying from someone or somewhere else. 

IDK, the way JillRod goes on about Plexus...

[Ms. Squishels]

1 hour ago, Lisafer said:

Seeing Bro Gary's chompers this early in the morning is a bit disturbing, Haymayun. Also they don't look that different between photos! 

At least it's just a picture. Imagine if he had the ability to show the before and after morning breath via internet. 

 

Wait.  Don't you mean his morning breathe??   HAYMAYUN 

[Lisafer]

1 minute ago, Ms. Squishels said:

Wait.  Don't you mean his morning breathe??   HAYMAYUN 

Apparently for Bro Gary, "Thou shalt not spell correctly" is the 11th commandment.

[Granwych]

4 hours ago, Ms. Squishels said:

Wait.  Don't you mean his morning breathe??   HAYMAYUN 

Any of his breathes, especially the preaching ones---gah.

[keepercjr]

5 hours ago, Yogi said:

THey are the worst salespeople. Say the name of the product at the very least!!!

The actually did post a picture of it but I cropped it out because it was huge and pointless.

[MarblesMom]

Ok folks, maybe G-Haw realizes he is not wanted everywhere. 

He has an encore request!   "So we are going back where people do still like me." (Bolding mine)

[Snarkylark]

I can not make sense of his latest post...

[keepercjr]

14 minutes ago, Snarkylark said:

I can not make sense of his latest post...

I can’t either.  Someone fluent in weenese needs to translate

 

[MarblesMom]

Basically, he found a preacher who has a major va-kay coming up, cannot find a sub, and reached out to ... G Haw.

Not that anyone actually LIKES him... he just fits the scheduled dates.  Please note my comments upthread.