Lori Alexander 35: Closing Windows Because of the Fires

[Free Jana Duggar]

8 hours ago, AuntKrazy said:

Grammar police:  This should be "heartier", Lori.  Thank God you quit teaching.

I know, right?  This is why one should have to be approved before being allowed to homeschool. I know there are budget problems and having the staff to monitor homeschooling is an issue, but something needs to be done. These fundies with minimal education are producing another generation of ignorant people. 

At the very least, one should have to pass a basic middle school exam in grammar, science, history, and math in order to get a license to homeschool. Homeschoolers should have to register with their assigned neighborhood school (or a local Christian or private school) and homeschool students should be required to take the same end of year test.  If a homeschool student does not pass the end of year test for 2 years In a row the homeschool certificate is revoked (just like a teacher can lose his/her job if too many students fail) and the child must attend school somewhere. 

For those wanting to homeschool high schoolers, the same procedure would apply, but the parent would have to pass a high school exam to get a homeschooling license. 

That would be my dream. 

[fluffy]

The irony of writing "How come" (uh - does she mean WHY?) before slamming education is remarkable. "How come" she's so disdainful of kids receiving a real education? "How come" she pretends she homeschooled her sons through their entire school years instead of for a year or two when they might have been tested for learning problems? 

[Hisey]

10 hours ago, EowynW said:

\I found that by keeping my requests and needs simple and documented in writing, then holding her accountable by making additional requests that she meet those basic requests, that soon she began to meet most of them even if true love and intimacy was not just blossoming. It was at the point of vulnerability when she saw that she could trust me that she began to drop the tough exterior and begin to live out marriage fully as God intended it to be."

@Ken I do believe you have one of the weirdest Christian marriages I've ever seen. 

Documented? You mean like this:

December 2, 2011

Lori, Hi, honey! Could you please do the following by tomorrow morning:

1. Iron my shirts (the blue ones are upstairs).

2. Pick up my package at the PO

3. Give me sex (looking forward to that, babes!)

4. Clean out the laundry sink. It's a mess. 

Ken

And then, apparently, he'd just continue asking for these things, over and over, till he got them. And this was supposed to be the repair of his marriage.

Gee, I wonder why "true love and intimacy was just not blossoming." And I wonder what the sex was like when "true love and intimacy was just not blossoming."

[jerkit]

Lori “doesn’t believe in vaccines” but I bet your bippy every single one of her preshuses is vaxxed. Just like Lori “doesn’t believe in birth control” but used it herself.

[Free Jana Duggar]

9 hours ago, fluffy said:

The irony of writing "How come" (uh - does she mean WHY?) before slamming education is remarkable. "How come" she's so disdainful of kids receiving a real education? "How come" she pretends she homeschooled her sons through their entire school years instead of for a year or two when they might have been tested for learning problems? 

This is exactly what I was talking about in my last post. What adult says, "How come?". I admit I don't always speak with with correct grammar as I live in the south, but I do write properly when I'm writing something to be seen publically.  

This is more than an auto correct  mistake or a missed typo.   "How come?", "hardier", and "tudor" is pure idioacy.

[Imrlgoddess]

5 hours ago, jerkit said:

Lori “doesn’t believe in vaccines” but I bet your bippy every single one of her preshuses is vaxxed. Just like Lori “doesn’t believe in birth control” but used it herself.

That totally doesn't count because it was all before she became a Godly wife.  And now that she's all fully transformed, her transformation totally negates all the things!  The past is the past and all that jazz.   

*hypocrisy is clearly a liberal feminist construct designed to twist the words of Godly old women and make them sound uncompassionate or ungrateful**

[Joyce]

Lori doesn't believe in public school but she sent her children there.

Lori doesn't believe in careers but she worked as a teacher.

Lori doesn't like short skirts but she wears them anyway.

Lori doesn't like porn but she allows comments on sex.

Lori doesn't like foul language but she condemns people.

Lori doesn't like television but she is updated on the shows.

Lori doesn't preach the Bible but she often lectures people.

Lori doesn't like women preachers but she preaches to women.

Lori doesn't like criticism but she deletes comments.

Lori doesn't like soliciting but she begs people to review.

 

[jerkit]

Lori whines weekly about women in yoga pants - Lori's daughter wears both.

[jerkit]

lori doesn’t like alcohol but she drinks wine and sangria all the time

[December]

19 hours ago, EowynW said:

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See your wife in a different light as a hurt and lost child inside who now has a shell of a woman on the outside, but needs to grow up on the inside.

 

I understand how people can mature after marriage, especially if they were married on the younger side. Maybe partying less, being more responsible with money, finding a career job, etc. But I think most people would find it problematic in a very different way if they saw their spouse as having the maturity level of an elementary schooler. 

18 hours ago, smittykins said:

And now that we're in That Season, we'll see the Driven Career Woman learn that Life Is Meaningless Without A Husband And Children, and by the end of the movie, she moves back to her small hometown to be a SAHM.

Haha, so true! I guess I just haven't reached that Hallmark Moment of my life yet, but somehow I'm still feeling very fulfilled this holiday season.  

Are there any of these movies where the hometown guy moves back to the big city with the girl? 

[Hisey]

1 hour ago, Joyce said:

Lori doesn't believe in public school but she sent her children there.

Lori doesn't believe in careers but she worked as a teacher.

Lori doesn't like short skirts but she wears them anyway.

Lori doesn't like porn but she allows comments on sex.

Lori doesn't like foul language but she condemns people.

Lori doesn't like television but she is updated on the shows.

Lori doesn't preach the Bible but she often lectures people.

Lori doesn't like women preachers but she preaches to women.

Lori doesn't like criticism but she deletes comments.

Lori doesn't like soliciting but she begs people to review.

 

Me, me! It's my turn!

Lori doesn't believe in college for girls, but she went to college and so did one of her daughters.

Lori believes in modesty, but she talks about her sex life on the internet (see her advice about "pumping him dry" from January 2016 on the old blog)

Lori believes in frugality but just re-did her kitchen

Lori believes in humbleness but brags about her new kitchen

Lori believes in submission but told TJW she should disobey her husband when he told her not to eat some toast ("she needs her nutrition")

Lori believes in letting God choose your family size but used a diaphragm, stopped at four kids, and did so because Ken was concerned about his retirement account

Lori believes in homemaking as a career, but her recipes are AWFUL, boring and bland.

Lori believes in eating clean, but eats out constantly.

[EowynW]

Pump him dry... WTF

[jerkit]

2 minutes ago, EowynW said:

Pump him dry... WTF

What's the female equivalent, you think?

[delphinium65]

45 minutes ago, Hisey said:

Lori believes in modesty, but she talks about her sex life on the internet (see her advice about "pumping him dry" from January 2016 on the old blog)

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The very soul of discretion and modesty.   

[TeddyBonkers]

38 minutes ago, jerkit said:

What's the female equivalent, you think?

I know you must be joking! Modest and discreet women do not have any sexual drive at ALL. The very idea that a woman would have lust in her heart...someone bring me my smelling salts!! (obvious sarcasms)

Perhaps this picture can revive me...

Spoiler

 

[PennySycamore]

@jerkit,  well, if a woman happens to be lactating, she can pump her breasts pretty much dry.  Breasts aren't a container though and there will always be some milk produced under ordinary circumstances.  When the baby/toddler is weaning, milk production slows to the point that moms can feel like the baby nurses them dry.

[jerkit]

17 minutes ago, TeddyBonkers said:

I know you must be joking! Modest and discreet women do not have any sexual drive at ALL. The very idea that a woman would have lust in her heart...someone bring me my smelling salts!! (obvious sarcasms)

Perhaps this picture can revive me...

  Reveal hidden contents

 

Before I was banned, I tried so hard to convince Lori that some women enjoy sex. She never believed me.

[EmiGirl]

4 minutes ago, jerkit said:

Before I was banned, I tried so hard to convince Lori that some women enjoy sex. She never believed me.

I wonder if these men try making sure their wives have a good time too. Maybe if she was pleased in the process she would be more eager to have subsequent encounters. 

[dairyfreelife]

9 minutes ago, December said:

I understand how people can mature after marriage, especially if they were married on the younger side. Maybe partying less, being more responsible with money, finding a career job, etc. But I think most people would find it problematic in a very different way if they saw their spouse as having the maturity level of an elementary schooler. 

Haha, so true! I guess I just haven't reached that Hallmark Moment of my life yet, but somehow I'm still feeling very fulfilled this holiday season.  

Are there any of these movies where the hometown guy moves back to the big city with the girl? 

I haven't seen Hallmark for a few years since left home, but doesn't seem they have changed. Going by the past films I don't think that's ever been the case. Big city man/woman moves to small town always. Small towns are always better, dontcha know? 

[SilverBeach]

I must say that Lori, her crap, and her fangirls/boys irritate me like nobody else talked about on FJ. JRod is a close second, but that damn Lori takes the cake. Gwen Shamblin is moving up in the charts though.

[jerkit]

10 minutes ago, EmiGirl said:

I wonder if these men try making sure their wives have a good time too. Maybe if she was pleased in the process she would be more eager to have subsequent encounters. 

Maybe but they should learn to do it with no pleasure. Smile, 10 minutes, and lube. Bonus points for a massage bet.

[dairyfreelife]

1 hour ago, EowynW said:

Pump him dry... WTF

She took that from the Pearls. That's their term. Such discreet and lovely people, aren't they? 

[AuntKrazy]

I've been holding back for a while on this; but what kind of marriage is it if one person treats the other like a CHILD!!!!!

You know what would set me on the path to separation quicker than anything else?  Making sex and marriage into some sort of patronizing contest to outperform one another in the bedroom.  And yuck on the Bible reading in bed - because hey, as if our entire culture were not sexualized enough, let's go ahead and sexualize our relationship with Jesus!  

  All these fundies are terribly sex obsessed, aren't they?

[Hisey]

I pity Lori. Imagine what she has to do every other day with a man she is not attracted to.

[Koala]

Reader:

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 The entire rest of that chapter is good for describing the role of a husband and wife.

Lori:

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yes, but it’s best if we just focus upon our role since we have no ability to force our husband to do his role and if we try, we damage our marriage. It’s not our job.

Is Lori telling her to ignore parts of the Bible, and just focus on what she wants her to focus on?