The Seewalds, Part 10: Having my baby

[nst]

now the newlyweds just posted a video about how happy they are. 

so far nothing about the Vuelos' just stuff about how cold it was and how hot it is today 

and jessa bought steaks today, and they both have a cold - perhaps is that from swapping spit 

and a note - these two still don't know how to kiss properly 

[eleanora3]

8 minutes ago, marmalade said:

Surprising nobody, The Week of Jessa (Jinger WHO?) begins: 

 

What is with them tilting their heads mid-kiss? That was so awkward

[HarryPotterFan]

8 minutes ago, nst said:

and a note - these two still don't know how to kiss properly 

What was that??? Who even kisses like that?

At least that gave me a good giggle.

[Carm_88]

9 minutes ago, nst said:

now the newlyweds just posted a video about how happy they are. 

so far nothing about the Vuelos' just stuff about how cold it was and how hot it is today 

and jessa bought steaks today, and they both have a cold - perhaps is that from swapping spit 

and a note - these two still don't know how to kiss properly 

Hahaha brilliantly summed up as always. Ben sounds like he constantly has a cold. And they are the most awkward kissers. Oh my god. You'd think they'd improve. 

[HarryPotterFan]

1 minute ago, Carm_88 said:

Hahaha brilliantly summed up as always. Ben sounds like he constantly has a cold. And they are the most awkward kissers. Oh my god. You'd think they'd improve. 

The abstinence lady who came to my middle school health class said that with practice you improve, even if you're both virgins. So was that a lie?

[nst]

4 minutes ago, HarryPotterFan said:

What was that??? Who even kisses like that?

At least that gave me a good giggle.

it's a wonder she got pregnant

[Carm_88]

1 minute ago, HarryPotterFan said:

The abstinence lady who came to my middle school health class said that with practice you improve, even if you're both virgins. So was that a lie?

Ben and Jessa's kissing ability says that it is. Although, an average person is a whole different thing. Ben and Jessa are both oblivious. 

[nst]

5 minutes ago, eleanora3 said:

What is with them tilting their heads mid-kiss? That was so awkward

their whole video was awkward 

was it for us heathens or their humpers ? will they do this in 5 years 

5 minutes ago, Carm_88 said:

Hahaha brilliantly summed up as always. Ben sounds like he constantly has a cold. And they are the most awkward kissers. Oh my god. You'd think they'd improve. 

perhaps they kiss differently off camera - one can hope - otherwise - that is just awful 

[Carm_88]

2 minutes ago, nst said:

their whole video was awkward 

was it for us heathens or their humpers ? will they do this in 5 years 

perhaps they kiss differently off camera - one can hope - otherwise - that is just awful 

But do they know it's a bad kiss? The questions! All the questions! 

[nst]

1 minute ago, Carm_88 said:

But do they know it's a bad kiss? The questions! All the questions! 

and again the humpers would never point it out 

[HarryPotterFan]

2 minutes ago, nst said:

it's a wonder she got pregnant

I'm surprised they figured it out.

8 minutes ago, eleanora3 said:

What is with them tilting their heads mid-kiss? That was so awkward

It was that head tilt that got me. If they didn't do that it's like okay, that was just a quick peck. But the head tilt was like...I dunno, watching someone put together ikea furniture? Righty tighty, lefty loose-y?

[Carm_88]

1 minute ago, nst said:

and again the humpers would never point it out 

They would not and if they did...Jessa wouldn't care. 

[nst]

1 minute ago, HarryPotterFan said:

I'm surprised they figured it out.

It was that head tilt that got me. If they didn't do that it's like okay, that was just a quick peck. But the head tilt was like...I dunno, watching someone put together ikea furniture? Righty tighty, lefty loose-y?

perhaps they wanted to go further but because they are perfect Christians they don't want us to see more 

[Carm_88]

3 minutes ago, nst said:

perhaps they wanted to go further but because they are perfect Christians they don't want us to see more 

They really shouldn't be defrauding us anyway. 

[nst]

someone has to post the picture - of jessa and her boy toy with jessa's hair askew 

[Carm_88]

I wonder did she post about watching the wedding to make people remember that the reshow was on tonight? 

[HarryPotterFan]

Just now, Carm_88 said:

I wonder did she post about watching the wedding to make people remember that the reshow was on tonight? 

Or to call attention away from JinJer's wedding?

[nst]

2 minutes ago, HarryPotterFan said:

Or to call attention away from JinJer's wedding?

all day it's been about her - with watching the wedding, the video that today was the day, and then going out to dinner 

I think it's important to her that we know today is her anniversary and she is milking it in more ways than one 

 

[Carm_88]

1 minute ago, nst said:

all day it's been about her - with watching the wedding, the video that today was the day, and then going out to dinner 

I think it's important to her that we know today is her anniversary and she is milking it 

 

Blah blah blah. We get it, we get it. It's her turn now! 

[nst]

1 minute ago, Carm_88 said:

Blah blah blah. We get it, we get it. It's her turn now! 

well that's what happens when your BEST Friend / clone  iS GETTING married the same week as your week 

[Carm_88]

1 minute ago, nst said:

well that's what happens when your BEST Friend / clone  iS GETTING married the same week as your week 

She's going to be passive aggressive about this for the rest of time. Oh sire until the end of time!  

[VooDooChild]

Do they even know they can use their tongues?

[nst]

Just now, VooDooChild said:

Do they even know they can use their tongues?

 I don't think so - unless they do it in private in an unmade bed 

then why show us kissing 

[snarkopolis]

On 10/31/2016 at 5:57 PM, Timetostoplurking said:

I think all of those names are great for a.......dog.

for a baby???  Not so much.  

No. All the other dogs at dog park would make fun of Leland and Knox. and Whycliffe (Jean).

[Carm_88]

18 minutes ago, nst said:

 I don't think so - unless they do it in private in an unmade bed 

then why show us kissing 

Because they want to show us how good kissing is if you wait for marriage to kiss...oh wait...never mind!