Fresh Modesty's advice for teenage Sisters-in-Christ

[Gimme a Free RV]

Personally, I think if any young woman wants to marry in fundie royalty, she needs to know tot-ology which is a two-fold skill involving making a tatertot casserole while keeping an eye on the human tots. 

[Sera's Arrow]

I spent some of my youth mocking how bad food photography was in my mum's old vintage cookbooks and I still do it to this day when the strange fascination to see the shimmering gelatin salads, the cluttered and often hilarious backgrounds and Gil the Fish Model overtakes me. Does that count?

[Howl]

Speaking of food photography,  if you have never visited this website and browsed the galleries, don't walk--RUN here and prepare for SEVERE laughs:

http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/

OK, I laughed BIG guffaws at all of them, but Guinea Hen Jean Cocteau won the day.  I laughed out loud severely.  Google "pinterest food fails" for more severe laughs.  

Here's a link to some fabulous examples:

justsomething.co/the-34-most-hilarious-pinterest-fails-ever

ETA that, of course, there is a Pinterest page devoted to epic fails: 

pinterest.com/atomicbeauty/pinterest-gone-wrong-epic-fails/

ETA II: First exposure to tater tot casserole was at Opie's BBQ in Spicewood, 

As they say, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger". 

 

[grandmadugger]

Ok I can do a lot on her list because I grew up in a family of fiber artists.  NO ONE has ever asked if I can do hand embroidery.  Not one, I did get asked one time if I could knit a Christmas stocking because I was the gals best bet.  

ETA: I love this site http://www.pinterestyouaredrunk.com/