Let's Play Family Feud!

[drivingmishcrazy]

And because I can, I'm playing again as none other than Josie Duggar!

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight? -My dad, he talks too much.

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son. -Pizza because some girls only want this this and that on a pizza, and some girls want this but not that, and the boys just everything on pizza.

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto. -Their soap when they're taking a bath.

Name something that is harder to do if you have braces. -You can't have candy and you can't go to the movies and eat popcorn, and you can't have apples. Not fun.

Name something people have to run to catch. -A bird! Or maybe an owl.

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants. -FISH FISH FISH

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual. -Something green. Or socks.

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky. -My dad making a joke. That makes me cranky.

Name something people save. -Quarters!

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of. -I don't know, maybe rocks.

Name a profession where ethics really do not count. -Uhhhh dog catcher!

Name a food that has a lot of fiber. -Yogurt! Wait, what's that...*to Jordyn and Johanna* Do you know what that means?

Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not. -Jill and Derick like to kiss when they're driving, a lot!

Name something that is better when it is hot. -A bubble bath!

Name something that makes you itch. -Socks, they're itchy because they're hot and stinky!

Name something women get excited about. -Ice cream!

Name something that comes in nuggets. -A lot of things.

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J." -Like everybody's. There's Jill, and Jana, and Jennifer, and Johannah, and Jordyn and Josie is me!

(Disclaimer: I tried to base this off her TH and did not intend this to be mean spirited at all!)

[JBsHairspray]

Q: Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?

A: Hillary Clinton

Q: Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son.

A: Their upkeep because they don't work.

Q: Name something that some people just cannot hold onto.

A: Books with damning letters stashed in them.

Q: Name something that is harder to do if you have braces.

A: Plead poverty.

Q: Name something people have to run to catch.

A: The next Greyhound bus heading to New York

Q: Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants.

A: Goldfish

Q: Name something people wear when they want to dress casual.

A: An "I Survived Roe vs Wade" t-shirt.

Q: Name a reason why a baby might be cranky.

A: Sister Mom got married and moved out.

Q: Name something people save.

A: Baby gear - #20 could happen!

Q: Name something Washington, DC has a lot of.

A: Liberal Media

Q: Name a profession where ethics really do not count.

A: Small town real estate mogul.

Q: Name a food that has a lot of fiber.

A: Fibbing is a sin.

Q: Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not.

A: Hardcore hand sex.

Q: Name something that is better when it is hot.

A: Sweet, sweet fellowship.

Q: Name something that makes you itch.

A: Homemade laundry soap.

Q: Name something women get excited about.

A: $1 Flip-Flops at Old Navy

Q: Name something that comes in nuggets.

A: Gothard wisdom.

Q: Tell me a woman's name that starts with the letter "J."

A: J'chelle

[Gimme a Free RV]

"Hi! My name is Jill Rodrigues and my husband and I saved our first kiss for our wedding day. We have several children and another one due in July of 2015. We heard about the Family Feud and decided to turn the RV--which has three more years left to pay on it--around and get in on the fun and fellowship, etc. etc. *smile* Be sure to visit our website and order our family's music CDs! *smile*"

Q: Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?

A: Ru Paul because he dresses in women's clothing--and probably uses the women's restroom!!

Q: Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son.

A: Hair, makeup, and nails.

Q: Name something that some people just cannot hold onto.

A: A video camera, because I always grab it from them.

Q: Name something that is harder to do if you have braces.

A: Using Crest Whitening Strips.

Q: Name something people have to run to catch.

A: A policeman to report a man in the women's restroom.

Q: Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants.

A: We don't eat at fine restaurants such as Golden Corral until one of our children celebrates a 16th birthday.

Q: Name something people wear when they want to dress casual.

A: Lip gloss in a muted color.

Q: Name a reason why a baby might be cranky.

A: The hanging clothes in the RV closet fell on top of him or her.

Q: Name something people save.

A: Their daughters' virtue for a future Dugger or Bates courtship.

Q: Name something Washington, DC has a lot of.

A: Gender-neutral restrooms, I'm sure!

Q: Name a profession where ethics really do not count.

A: David and I do not have a profession, so we don't worry about ethics.

Q: Name a food that has a lot of fiber.

A: Any food that is given to us to feed our family.

Q: Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not.

A: Eating. (David's working on that one....*smile*)

Q: Name something that is better when it is hot.

A: A curling iron.

Q: Name something that makes you itch.

A: Yearning for a free providentially-gifted house with a huge garage for David's printing ministry.

Q: Name something women get excited about.

A: Getting closer to Michelle's and Kelly's number of children! *smile*

Q: Name something that comes in nuggets.

A: The chicken our dear, precious children have to share.

Q: Tell me a woman's name that starts with the letter "J."

A: JILL Noyes Rodrigues of Rodrigues Family Ministries. (Paypal accepted.)

[DuggarsTheEndIsNear]

Jim Bob

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?

Oprah

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son.

Wedding

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto.

Control

Name something that is harder to do if you have braces.

Reciting bible passages

Name something people have to run to catch.

A kid on the lawn mower

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants.

Fried fish sandwich

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual.

A polo

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky.

That's mama's jurisdiction

Name something people save.

Their first kiss

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of.

Politicians

Name a profession where ethics really do not count.

Being a liberal

Name a food that has a lot of fiber.

Bread

Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not.

Hold hands

Name something that is better when it is hot.

Michelle

Name something that makes you itch.

Liberals

Name a profession where ethics really do not count.

(repeat)

Name something women get excited about.

Pregnancy

Name something that comes in nuggets.

Chicken

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J."

Julie

[Palimpsest]

(Anna's brother-in-law John, Skyping in from Zambia)

Q: Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?

A: Billy Graham. He teaches the wrong kind of Christianity.

Q: Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son.

A: Supplies for them to clean, cook, do laundry, take care of the baby siblings, and be keepers of the home. That, and cloth for them to sew their own dresses.

Q: Name something that some people just cannot hold onto.

A: Airplanes they paid for.

Q: Name something that is harder to do if you have braces.

A: Trying to pull off a Zambian accent while preaching in English.

Q: Name something people have to run to catch.

A: A midwife.

Q: Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants.

A: I'll need my dad to drum up more financial support before I can eat at a fine Zambian restaurant.

Q: Name something people wear when they want to dress casual.

A: A safari hat and vest. And a wristwatch. And a college class ring.

Q: Name a reason why a baby might be cranky.

A: Because someone left the mosquito net over the crib open.

Q: Name something people save.

A: Hard-earned money to send for my missionary support.

Q: Name something Washington, DC has a lot of.

A: Heathens. And the wrong kind of Christians.

Q: Name a profession where ethics really do not count.

A: Grifting.

Q: Name a food that has a lot of fiber.

A: American food.

Q: Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not.

A: Listening to secular music with a rock and roll beat.

Q: Name something that is better when it is hot.

A: Airconditioning. Perhaps someone from our sending church feels led to ship us a couple of window units?

Q: Name something that makes you itch.

A: Wondering where my plane is.

Q: Name something women get excited about.

A: Telling their friends about my Bible display case.

Q: Name something that comes in nuggets.

A: Chicken. Esther has to kill, pluck, debone, cut, bread, and fry our chicken nuggets. She does so with a joyful servant heart.

Q: Tell me a woman's name that starts with the letter "J."

A: MY name starts with a "J".

Brava! :clapping: :bow-blue: :clapping: :bow-blue: :clapping: :bow-blue:

ETA: They are all good but I love someone who knows his/her Shrader!

[southernfriedwriter]

Jim Bob:

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight? Dolly Parton. NIKE! NIKE! NIKE!

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son. An abortion if you believe in that sort of Holocaust.

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto. Good sense. Look at the liberals.

Name something that is harder to do if you have braces. Save money. There's all that extra toothpaste and floss!

Name something people have to run to catch. The truth about my son Josh

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants. Sticks

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual. A Mike Huckabee t-shirt. No, wait, that's formal wear. Next question.

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky. Mama ate too many pickles while nursing

Name something people save. Coupons on Tater Tot boxes

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of. NIKE! NIKE! NIKE!

Name a profession where ethics really do not count. Being a Professional Duggar

Name a food that has a lot of fiber. Fiber. That's like long strings, right? I know... spaghetti!

Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not. Hold hands before they are engaged

Name something that is better when it is hot. Mama!

Name something that makes you itch. When the girls put too much borax in the laundry soap

Name something women get excited about. Full frontal hugs

Name something that comes in nuggets. Rocky Mountain Oysters

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J." Jchelle

[Bugaboo]

John David

Question:

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?

My dad, because he wouldn't leave me alone on the ride-along, so I can't even imagine sitting next to him for hours on end.

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son.

Weddings.

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto.

Money.

Name something that is harder to do if you have braces.

Eating an apple.

Name something people have to run to catch.

My siblings.

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants.

Tuna

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual.

Blue jeans and a polo

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky.

It's stuck in a house with 20 other people.

Name something people save.

The difference, by buying used.

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of.

Liberals.

Name a profession where ethics really do not count.

Being a democratic politician.

Name a food that has a lot of fiber.

Tater tot casserole

Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not.

Hand sex, kissing, basically anything my parents do.

Name something that is better when it is hot.

Tater tot casserole

Name something that makes you itch.

'Skeeters when I'm out on my tractor

Name something women get excited about.

Everything. They are too darn emotional.

Name something that comes in nuggets.

Gold.

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J."

Any of my 9 sisters.

[Ralar]

XGayGreg

Q: Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?

A: Caitlyn Jenner

Q: Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son.

A: Wedding

Q: Name something that some people just cannot hold onto.

A: Lustful, homosexual desires

Q: Name something that is harder to do if you have braces.

A: Perform Fellatio

Q: Name something people have to run to catch.

A: Godless people exiting McDonald's

Q: Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants.

A: Filet-o-Fish

Q: Name something people wear when they want to dress casual.

A:

Q: Name a reason why a baby might be cranky.

A: It has been in-utero for 18 months

Q: Name something people save.

A: Souls

Q: Name something Washington, DC has a lot of.

A: Homosexual congressmen

Q: Name a profession where ethics really do not count.

A: Politics

Q: Name a food that has a lot of fiber.

A: Fiber?

Q: Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not.

A: Adjust their car banners

Q: Name something that is better when it is hot.

A: A Man DeeDee

Q: Name something that makes you itch.

A: Jock Itch

Q: Name something women get excited about.

A: Long pregnancies

Q: Name something that comes in nuggets.

A: Chicken

Q: Tell me a woman's name that starts with the letter "J."

A: Jezebel

[JillsFlowerHeadband]

Playing as Jana--

Question:

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?

Any of them.

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son.

Weddings.

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto.

The children they birthed but won't raise well...

Name something that is harder to do if you have braces.

Eating pickles?

Name something people have to run to catch.

Younger brothers and sisters.

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants.

BBQ Tuna?

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual.

Flipflops.

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky.

She or he could be cold, hungry, tired, gassy, upset by a lot of noise... (name a lot of valid reasons)

Name something people save.

Their hearts.

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of.

Things that could be interesting... Liberals?

Name a profession where ethics really do not count.

Politics?

Name a food that has a lot of fiber.

Tater tot casserole

Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not.

Taking selfies like JessaTexting?

Name something that is better when it is hot.

Tater tot casserole and chickenetti

Name something that makes you itch.

People that keep asking me when I'm going to get married Well...

Name something women get excited about.

Weddings? Babies?

Name something that comes in nuggets.

Chicken.

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J."

Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joy, Johannah, Jennifer, Jordyn, Josie

(Note: the DC answer I kinda based on Jana saying that "evolution could make sense" before correcting herself, that's all.)

[LovelyLuna]

this is actually a lot of fun. I have greatly enjoyed everyones answers. :lol:

I will be playing several people deepening on the questions, or just a general Dugger answer.

Question:

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?

Oprah

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son.

assortment of wakado headbands

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto.

Pieces of their heart

Name something that is harder to do if you have braces.

Take non creepy photos that lead to body shaming thread drifts. (Derrick)

Name something people have to run to catch.

Babies from Moocheles lady bits. (J’Slave)

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants.

I just order bœuf, which mean beef in french (Bin)

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual.

umm..... Whats casual? (Howler)

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky.

you haven’t blanket trained it right, go back and read the book again. oh you don’t have a copy? you can buy one from a link on our family website.*Smile* (Moochelle)

Name something people save.

wedding dress to drag out at every available opportunity (Moochelle)

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of.

Sinners

Name a profession where ethics really do not count.

FOIA employes. (Jessa)

Name a food that has a lot of fiber.

Paper plates.

Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not.

Well that depends, if you have a truck and your courting you must have your mother to be sitting between you. (Bin)

Name something that is better when it is hot.

Drilling holes for 200 Flamingos (JD)

Name something that makes you itch.

fumes from JB hairspray

Name something women get excited about.

Watching their mother track her cycle on the family calendar (J’salve)

Name something that comes in nuggets.

Wisdom from God through GotHard.

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J.â€

Jichelle

[Gimme a Free RV]

Since Bill Goatherd seems to be back, the Duggars have invited him to be an honorary family member in the game:

Q: Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?

A: I would purpose not to sit near ANY contemporary Christian musician.

Q: Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son.

A: Curlers, so the hair might frame the countenance; makeup, applied in the fashion suggested in my IBLP materials; plastic surgery and dental work, to correct the imperfections in one's countenance; modest clothing that will not defraud young men and lead them to desires that cannot be righteously fullfilled; stockings (making those attractive feet easier to fondle with my own socked, arthritic feet.

Q: Name something that some people just cannot hold onto.

A: A report came back to me that several couple's wedding pictures I was in mysteriously disappeared.

Q: Name something that is harder to do if you have braces.

A: Have a countenance that I find irresistible fit for a woman with godly character attributes.

Q: Name something people have to run to catch.

A: A young girl's shoeless feet while sitting beside her.

Q: Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants.

A: ANY fish that the Children of Israel were allowed to eat in Old Testament times.

Q: Name something people wear when they want to dress casual.

A: A modest outfit that draws attention to the countenance and matches the color of the spouse's clothing.

Q: Name a reason why a baby might be cranky.

A: Because that child was adopted, thus carrying the sins of the biological parents or because a Cabbage Patch Doll was in the house when the birth ocured. If the mother was listening to music with a back beat while pregnant, the child is likely demon-possessed.

Q: Name something people save.

A: ATI Wisdom Booklets for their homeschooled children to read again. And again. And again. World without end. Amen.

Q: Name something Washington, DC has a lot of.

A: Male leaders who lack headship character qualities and women who should be submissive and purpose to stay at home and have babies.

Q: Name a profession where ethics really do not count.

A: Pretends not to hear question.

Q: Name a food that has a lot of fiber.

A: Food lovingly and submissively prepared by the mother and placed hot and ready-to-eat on the table when the father arrives home.

Q: Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not.

A: Allowing children to talk while my teaching CDs are being played at a volume for everyone in the vehicle to hear.

Q: Name something that is better when it is hot.

A: My heavy breathing into a young female secretary's ear as I embrace her...as her boss and headship, of course!

Q: Name something that makes you itch.

A: The young secretaries at IBLP Headquarters.

Q: Name something women get excited about.

A: Purposing to attend Journey to the Heart more than once.

Q: Name something that comes in nuggets.

A: My wisdom and counsel.

Q: Tell me a woman's name that starts with the letter "J."

A: Jothard. One should purpose to bless their next daughter with this name.