Let's Play Family Feud!

[OodOnTheLoo]

I was inspired by all the spin off ideas for the Duggars and can't stop thinking how fun it would be to see them on the Family Feud. Copy and paste these actual Family Feud Questions, name a Duggar and answer like you think they would. Ready? Can I get 20 seconds on the clock?

 

Question:

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?

 

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son.

 

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto.

 

Name something that is harder to do if you have braces.

 

Name something people have to run to catch.

 

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants.

 

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual.

 

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky.

 

Name something people save.

 

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of.

 

Name a profession where ethics really do not count.

 

Name a food that has a lot of fiber.

 

Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not.

 

Name something that is better when it is hot.

 

Name something that makes you itch.

 

Name a profession where ethics really do not count.

 

Name something women get excited about.

 

Name something that comes in nuggets.

 

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J."

[OodOnTheLoo]

JimBob Duggar, come on down...

Question:

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?-Oprah Winfrey

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son.-Wedding

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto.-Their hearts.

Name something people have to run to catch.- a baby in their uterus

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants. BBQ Tuna

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual.- polo shirt

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky. - that's women's work

Name something people save.- hearts

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of. - godless heathens

Name a food that has a lot of fiber. -tater tots

Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not.- defraud

Name something that is better when it is hot.- michelle

Name something that makes you itch.- a job

Name a profession where ethics really do not count.- police officer

Name something women get excited about.- bible time

Name something that comes in nuggets. Tater tots

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J." - ( draws a blank)

[DowntownAbbey]

OodOnTheLoo, I'm almost crying.

[FloraKitty35]

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight? Caitlyn Jenner

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son. Wedding

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto. Pieces of their heart

Name something that is harder to do if you have braces. Eat popcorn

Name something people have to run to catch. a train

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants. tuna

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual. flip flops

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky. How should I know?

Name something people save. Money

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of. Godless Liberal Gay Heathens

Name a profession where ethics really do not count. Lobbyist

Name a food that has a lot of fiber. Fritos

Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not. Texting

Name something that is better when it is hot. watching all of my sons working like slaves

Name something that makes you itch. The thought of having to do hard physical labor.

Name a profession where ethics really do not count. Police work

Name something women get excited about. Babies

Name something that comes in nuggets. Chicken

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J." Jana

[Gimme a Free RV]

Oooooo....what fun! I wanna play!!!

(I'll be answering from Jill's perspective.)

Q: Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?

A: My brother, Josh.

Q: Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son.

A: A purity ring, totally!

A: Name something that some people just cannot hold onto.

Q: Desires that cannot be righteously fulfilled.

Q: Name something that is harder to do if you have braces.

A: Picking pickle rinds out of your teeth.

Q: Name something people have to run to catch.

A: An attractive modest blouse that someone else is eyeing at Goodwill.

Q: Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants.

A: Fish sticks.

Q: Name something people wear when they want to dress casual.

A: Shirts without a T-shirt underneath.

Q: Name a reason why a baby might be cranky.

A: Because it needs its sister mom.

Q: Name something people save.

A: Their first kiss until their wedding day.

Q: Name something Washington, DC has a lot of.

A: Unrighteous leaders. (Or so I'm told by my parents...)

Q: Name a profession where ethics really do not count.

A: Tabloid reporters and reality TV show stars.

Q: Name a food that has a lot of fiber.

A: Tatertot Casserole.

Q: Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not.

A: Holding hands...only if they are married or engaged, of course.

Q: Name something that is better when it is hot.

A: Submitting to your husband in the act of procreation.

Q: Name something that makes you itch.

A: The urge to have another baby.

Q: Name something women get excited about.

A: The plus sign on a pee stick.

Q: Name something that comes in nuggets.

A: "Nuggets" of wisdom from Gothard's written materials.

Q: Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J."

A: Jezebel, from the Bible.

Bonus Question:

Q: What area of life becomes monotonous after marriage?

A: Making sure my hair and my huband's hair looks clean and brushed.

[Wingnut]

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?

Ron Jeremy

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son.

Lawn care

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto.

Virtue

Name something that is harder to do if you have braces.

Recite bible verses in less than 60 seconds

Name something people have to run to catch.

Husbands

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants.

Sticks

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual.

Flip flops

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky.

What is cranky? My babies are joyfull

Name something people save.

The difference

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of.

Hypocrites

Name a profession where ethics really do not count.

Used car salesman

Name a food that has a lot of fiber.

What is fiber?

Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not.

Hold hands

Name something that is better when it is hot.

The kitchen

Name something that makes you itch.

Seeing....well.... Nike!

Name a profession where ethics really do not count.

Politician

Name something women get excited about.

Babies...they are awesome

Name something that comes in nuggets.

Doesn't everything come in nuggets?

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J."

Jezebell

[DigDugger]

Question:

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight? Obama (JB)

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son. safeguards (Michelle)

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto. babies (Michelle)

Name something people have to run to catch. their sisters (Josh)

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual. denim ankle-length skirt (Michelle)

Name something people save. souls (JB)

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of. agendas (Michelle)

Name a profession where ethics really do not count. FRC administrator (Josh)

Name something that is better when it is hot. A sister (Josh)

Name something that makes you itch. AquaNet (one of the boys under 10 years old)

Name something women get excited about. Pickles (Michelle, winking at JB)

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J." uh, uh.... (JB). Steve Harvey: Time's up!

[19 cats and counting]

I was inspired by all the spin off ideas for the Duggars and can't stop thinking how fun it would be to see them on the Family Feud. Copy and paste these actual Family Feud Questions, name a Duggar and answer like you think they would. Ready? Can I get 20 seconds on the clock?

Jim Bob

Question:

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight? Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son Wedding

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto. worldly desires

Name something that is harder to do if you have braces. eat pickles

Name something people have to run to catch. A flight, when you're running on Duggar time

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants. tuna

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual. flip flops

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky. His/her sister is not comforting her at the right time

Name something people save. Money. Buy used, save the difference

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of. Liberals

Name a profession where ethics really do not count. Abortion provider (not my personal POV)

Name a food that has a lot of fiber. pickles

Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not. texting

Name something that is better when it is hot. sex

Name something that makes you itch.

Name a profession where ethics really do not count. abortion provider

Name something women get excited about. babies

Name something that comes in nuggets. chicken

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J."

Julie (purposely chose a non Duggar name)

[Rescuejosiah]

Michelle

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight? Anderson Cooper

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son. Pregnancy Tests

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto. Husbands

Name something that is harder to do if you have braces. Kiss Jim Bob

Name something people have to run to catch. We don't run. We are on Duggar time.

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants. tuna.

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual. a green top

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky. I'll have to ask one of my daughters.

Name something people save. the difference.

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of. Gays.

Name a profession where ethics really do not count. Any my husband has.

Name a food that has a lot of fiber. Coffee.

Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not. listen to Ungodly rock music.

Name something that is better when it is hot. Jim Bob

Name something that makes you itch. Having to kiss Jim Bob.

Name a profession where ethics really do not count. any that Jim bob has.

Name something women get excited about. pregnancy.

Name something that comes in nuggets. tater tots.

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter J. ????????????

[Furbabies]

Jessa Dugger

Question:

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?

ummm, like anyone that persecutes Christians, so yeah...

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son.

Clothes, totally

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto.

Ummm... water?

Name something that is harder to do if you have braces.

Like, smile, I guess.

Name something people have to run to catch.

I don't understand.

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants.

Like, um, fish sticks, yeah.

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual.

Casual? ummmm. Hmmm, I dunno.

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky.

Michelle got to close to it, so, yeah.

Name something people save.

Money, no, um, their hearts for the man God has chosen for them.

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of.

Pigeons? Um.. yeah

Name a profession where ethics really do not count.

TV interviewer person?

Name a food that has a lot of fiber.

umm, I think, maybe potatoes?, I guess

Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not.

OMG!

Name something that is better when it is hot.

Uhhh, Ben, I guess, yeah.

Name something that makes you itch.

Thinking.

Name something women get excited about.

Being pregnant, caring for infants, so...

Name something that comes in nuggets.

McDonalds has chicken nuggets, I think, maybe Arby's too, soooo, um, chicken?

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J."

Jessa.

[OodOnTheLoo]

I knew you guys wouldn't let me down but where is Anna, and Josh, and Ben, and Bens sister and Anna's Dad?

[nst]

I will do Ben :D

Question:

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?Jimmy Swaggart

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son.a coffin

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto.their purity

Name something that is harder to do if you have braces.eat

Name something people have to run to catch.my brother in law Josh

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants. octopus

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual- .a baseball hat

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky.hungry

Name something people save. baseball hats

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of. buildings

Name a profession where ethics really do not count.preaching

Name a food that has a lot of fiber: fiber bars

Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not.-kissing if you are married

Name something that is better when it is hot. - kissing when it is hot

Name something that makes you itch. - jessa's hairy legs

Name a profession where ethics really do not count.- preaching

Name something women get excited about. - me (remember I am answering as Ben)

Name something that comes in nuggets. - chicken

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J."

Jessa

[19 cats and counting]

Anna

Question:

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight? Mark Ruffalo

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son. Giant headflowers

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto. pieces of their heart

Name something that is harder to do if you have braces. kiss

Name something people have to run to catch. plane

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants. tuna

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual. denim skirt

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky. hungry

Name something people save. money

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of. educated people

Name a profession where ethics really do not count. abortion provider

Name a food that has a lot of fiber. chickenetti

Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not. hold hands

Name something that is better when it is hot. Josh

Name something that makes you itch. baby fever

Name a profession where ethics really do not count. Planned Parenthood

Name something women get excited about. Weddings and babies

Name something that comes in nuggets. Chicken

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J." Jana

[drivingmishcrazy]

I'll be playing as Derick

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight? -Donny Osmond

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son. -Um, I'm gonna have to say clothes just because girls seem to care more about that stuff than guys, guys you can kinda just throw jeans and a T-shirt on and call it a day *nervous laugh*

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto. -The righteous desire to serve those in need and bring them to Christ.

Name something that is harder to do if you have braces. -Pretty much everything worth doing. No, I'm not mad, this is a trial from god!

Name something people have to run to catch. -Jim Bob's approval

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants. -Whatever they eat in Nepal.

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual. -Ben's entire wardrobe.

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky. -It was almost two weeks late to his own birthday party.

Name something people save. -Their first kiss, unless sin enters their heart or they're unrighteously tempted.

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of.Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son.

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto.

Name something that is harder to do if you have braces.

Name something people have to run to catch.

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants.

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual.

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky.

Name something people save.

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of. -Evil liberals and my brother-in-law.

Name a profession where ethics really do not count. -Apparently, journalism.

Name a food that has a lot of fiber. -Mostly things I can't eat right now.

Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not. -Hold hands or side hug.

Name something that is better when it is hot. -My SIL's cooking.

Name something that makes you itch. -My MIL's hair in my face when she side-hugs me. And Ben's eyes give me sympathy allergies.

Name something women get excited about. -Judging by Jill's family's reaction, pregnancy announcements.

Name something that comes in nuggets. -Little unborn babies in the first trimester.

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J." -Jill! Do I get a bonus if I can name eight more?

[16strong]

As Josh:

Question:

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?

Obama

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son. Weddings

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto. Virginity

Name something that is harder to do if you have braces. Eat pickles

Name something people have to run to catch. A quarterback

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants. Swedish

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual. Jeans

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky. Anna is lazy and doesn't want to feed it.

Name something people save. The godless and unsaved.

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of. Heathen liberals

Name a profession where ethics really do not count. Abortion doctor

Name a food that has a lot of fiber. Metamucil

Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not. Reading the constitution, but unlike the democrats, it's an important part of my day.

Name something that is better when it is hot. Scantily-clad dancers

Name something that makes you itch. The supreme court

Name a profession where ethics really do not count. Not working at FRC, apparently.

Name something women get excited about. Me. But they get pretty excited to see my dad, too. *Jim Bob chuckles in the background*

Name something that comes in nuggets. Chicken. Pass the KFC.

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J." Jezebel.

[Coco]

i deleted it, it was too mean :lol:

[DGayle]

Fun! I'm not reading other answers first, so sorry if I double up.

From the mind of Jim Bob! Meaning now all the answers are guaranteed to make sense.

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight? Oprah.

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son. Weddings.

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto. My son's past, m'kay? No one was hurt! They were asleep! Let it go.

Name something that is harder to do if you have braces. Feel attractive, which is why the kids have them.

Name something people have to run to catch. A break from Josh's hands.

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants. Chicken of the Sea.

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual. Explain the question? I don't get casual. This is what I always wear.

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky. It needs a smack with the ruler.

Name something people save. The difference.

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of. Abortions.

Name a profession where ethics really do not count. Parenting.

Name a food that has a lot of fiber. Tater tot casserole with a side of fiber.

Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not. Listen to that heathen rock music.

Name something that is better when it is hot. Watching Lawson Bates remove a tree. I mean, me!

Name something that makes you itch. A scratch.

Name a profession where ethics really do not count. Parenting, like I said.

Name something women get excited about. Jaysus.

Name something that comes in nuggets. My testes. I mean, chicken!

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J." Jill.

[DGayle]

Question:

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight? Obama (JB)

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son. safeguards (Michelle)

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto. babies (Michelle)

Name something people have to run to catch. their sisters (Josh)

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual. denim ankle-length skirt (Michelle)

Name something people save. souls (JB)

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of. agendas (Michelle)

Name a profession where ethics really do not count. FRC administrator (Josh)

Name something that is better when it is hot. A sister (Josh)

Name something that makes you itch. AquaNet (one of the boys under 10 years old)

Name something women get excited about. Pickles (Michelle, winking at JB)

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J." uh, uh.... (JB). Steve Harvey: Time's up!

I think this is the best first post I've seen here.

[OodOnTheLoo]

i deleted it, it was too mean :lol:

Not that mean ;)

[OodOnTheLoo]

Ben!

Question:

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?

The Pope

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son.

Wait, kids cost money? I thought they made you money?

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto.

TLC show and People covers

Name something that is harder to do if you have braces.

Eat chic fIL a

Name something people have to run to catch.

Used to be dinosaurs

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants.

Dinosaur fish

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual.

Hat all backwards and off center.

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky. - born with sin

Name something people save. - jessa saved all my love letters

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of. -non-believers

Name a profession where ethics really do not count.- priest

Name a food that has a lot of fiber.- chick tracts, after I give them to starving people on mission trips they can eat them for their health

Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not.- selfies

Name something that is better when it is hot. -me

Name something that makes you itch.- josh

Name something women get excited about. - me

Name something that comes in nuggets.- chick fIL a

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J."

[Gimme a Free RV]

These are hilarious! I'm trying my best not to LOL because I'm the only one awake right now.

[Gimme a Free RV]

(Anna's brother-in-law John, Skyping in from Zambia)

Q: Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?

A: Billy Graham. He teaches the wrong kind of Christianity.

Q: Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son.

A: Supplies for them to clean, cook, do laundry, take care of the baby siblings, and be keepers of the home. That, and cloth for them to sew their own dresses.

Q: Name something that some people just cannot hold onto.

A: Airplanes they paid for.

Q: Name something that is harder to do if you have braces.

A: Trying to pull off a Zambian accent while preaching in English.

Q: Name something people have to run to catch.

A: A midwife.

Q: Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants.

A: I'll need my dad to drum up more financial support before I can eat at a fine Zambian restaurant.

Q: Name something people wear when they want to dress casual.

A: A safari hat and vest. And a wristwatch. And a college class ring.

Q: Name a reason why a baby might be cranky.

A: Because someone left the mosquito net over the crib open.

Q: Name something people save.

A: Hard-earned money to send for my missionary support.

Q: Name something Washington, DC has a lot of.

A: Heathens. And the wrong kind of Christians.

Q: Name a profession where ethics really do not count.

A: Grifting.

Q: Name a food that has a lot of fiber.

A: American food.

Q: Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not.

A: Listening to secular music with a rock and roll beat.

Q: Name something that is better when it is hot.

A: Airconditioning. Perhaps someone from our sending church feels led to ship us a couple of window units?

Q: Name something that makes you itch.

A: Wondering where my plane is.

Q: Name something women get excited about.

A: Telling their friends about my Bible display case.

Q: Name something that comes in nuggets.

A: Chicken. Esther has to kill, pluck, debone, cut, bread, and fry our chicken nuggets. She does so with a joyful servant heart.

Q: Tell me a woman's name that starts with the letter "J."

A: MY name starts with a "J".

[DaysAgo]

JIM BOB:

Question:

Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight? Sonia Sotomayor

Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son. Mascara

Name something that some people just cannot hold onto. A job.

Name something that is harder to do if you have braces. Kiss.

Name something people have to run to catch. We don't run.

Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants. Tuna

Name something people wear when they want to dress casual. Modesty swimsuit

Name a reason why a baby might be cranky. It has a strong will.

Name something people save. Virginity, first kiss, frontal hugs

Name something Washington, DC has a lot of. Liberals

Name a profession where ethics really do not count. Self emploment

Name a food that has a lot of fiber. I dunno.

Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not. Looking at women's breasts.

Name something that is better when it is hot. Michelle.

Name something that makes you itch. Hairspray

Name something women get excited about. Me reading the Bible stories to my family.

Name something that comes in nuggets. My balls.

Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J." Jezebel Jethra.

[Skellington]

Q: Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?

A: "Tim Tebow. He's still trying to court me." -Jana

Q: Name something that costs more money if you have a daughter instead of a son.

A: "Weddings." -Jedidiah

Q: Name something that some people just cannot hold onto.

A: "A good spray tan. *sigh*" -Jinger

Q: Name something that is harder to do if you have braces.

A: "Kissing maybe? *kisses Michelle*" -Jim Bob

Q: Name something people have to run to catch.

A: "Children who weren't blanket-trained." -Michelle

Q: Name a type of fish people order at fine restaurants.

A: "Sushi... maybe?" -Jeremiah

Q: Name something people wear when they want to dress casual.

A: "Jeans." -Marjorie *Future sisters-in-laws glares at her*

Q: Name a reason why a baby might be cranky.

A: "Is mom pregnant again?" -Josiah

Q: Name something people save.

A: "Their hearts. I saved mine for Derick, of course." -Jill

Q: Name something Washington, DC has a lot of.

A: "Abortions." -Jessa

Q: Name a profession where ethics really do not count.

A: *Grandma Mary just snickers and counts more money.*

Q: Name a food that has a lot of fiber.

A: "Rice is pretty healthy." -Michelle

Q: Name something people do while driving even though they know they should not.

A: "I see folks texting while driving. That's against the law." -John David

Q: Name something that is better when it is hot.

A: "Chicken-sketti." -Josh

Q: Name something that makes you itch.

A: "Aqua-net. Jill, please stop trying to fix my hair. I'm a grown man, dear... Love you... sorry, do whatever makes you happy, honey." -Derick

Q: Name something women get excited about.

A: "Babies!" -Anna

Q: Name something that comes in nuggets.

A: "Chicken, of course." -Johannah

Q: Tell me a women's name that starts with the letter "J."

A: "Julie. I always wanted a daughter with that name. *sighs and reflects about the heathen he was in love with before Michelle* " -Jim Bob

[16strong]

Gimme a Free RV, I won't quote your post due to length, but your Shrader FF is EVERYTHING. You made me laugh so hard.