Isaac Botkin engaged!

[16strong]

Godly Botkins? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[WonderingInWA]

Still got the snow plow going on over on the right...

[Sister Mozz]

Womb prayers.

[Sister Mozz]

Did he just talk about death and then say "We look forward to that day with great hope and joy"?!?!?!?!

[16strong]

"Thanks brothers!" lol. :?

[Sister Mozz]

Oh noes, it's Kevin Swanson.

[16strong]

He sounded like he was about to say "lawfully," but then he stopped himself. Ugh.

[Sister Mozz]

Both of their families are staying up as witnesses? Not surprising, but I'm not a fan.

And "romancing" his bride was included in his vows? Never heard that.

[16strong]

Is it a new fundie trend to eschew bridesmaids and groomsmen, and just have the whole family on stage instead?

And here's the submission part. :ew: :ew: :ew: :ew: :ew:

[ViolaSebastian]

Ugh, helpmeet, submit to you as my head...we need a fundie wedding bingo card.

[Coconut Flan]

They do the oddest things at weddings. They're somewhat consistent within their fundie group though.

[16strong]

Fundie catcalls after the kiss. Can these people ever conduct themselves modestly?

I LOVE the exit music. Great choice.

[Seven Severn]

That's it?! I was expecting a three hour extravaganza!

[Coconut Flan]

That is SO far removed from the weddings that I normally attend.

Pizza??!!

[Marian the Librarian]

Well, that was a heckuva lot shorter than David and Nadia's ceremony...

Oops, now David's praying. It's not over yet.

I'm out of here - time to pay some attention to my headship! :lol:

[Sister Mozz]

Short kiss!

[ViolaSebastian]

Wait, PIZZA for the reception?? I'm all for casual, but that's...3rd grade slumber party territory.

[Sister Mozz]

It looked like David pulled a Smuggar and planted one on Nadia before this announcement and prayer.

[MamaJunebug]

Did David and Nadia need to get a room?

NO offense to the differently abled among us, but David looked downright not-right, grinning like an ... I don't know what.

The potted plants? Whew. I'm a minimalist but those are just janky.

[Coconut Flan]

And an altar call....

The potted plants are too homespun for me.

[16strong]

Wait, PIZZA for the reception?? I'm all for casual, but that's...3rd grade slumber party territory.

I'd rather go down the hall for the gluten and dairy-free options. They're probably better.

And why is he still talking? The wedding's done, dude.

[MamaJunebug]

I'm not done! These prayers that are actually lessons and admonishments to people. NO, whoever you are, that's not how it's done. Prayer is to God. Ugh.

ETA: Is the picture over-wide or is he that porky?

Dismissed???? Baaa, baaa, baaa.....

[16strong]

Ugh, helpmeet, submit to you as my head...we need a fundie wedding bingo card.

Curious, could you make one up and put it on the site for us to print out and play? :lol:

[Coconut Flan]

Is it third grade - you are dismissed. Who's he kidding?

[MamaJunebug]

Short kiss!

Yeah, but he grabbed her by the head like he was about to hurt her. Folks, folks, a little rehearsal does NOT hurt.

Sorry I came late to the party, but anticipating reading through everybody's commentary!