The devil comes out of your anus when you have gay sex

[Visionoyahweh]

He was so gay he had to have his anus stitched back up. THAT'S DEDICATION.

He needs to meet David Waller.

[VooDooChild]

Is the "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" episode of South Park flashing through anyone else's mind?

Just me, then? Right-o... :whistle:

No. My mind went straight to South Park, as well.

[OkToBeTakei]

Is it strange I saw the thread title and thought. GOT to to try that?

[wild little fox]

HA HA HA! Every time I scroll past this topic I laugh!

Anus demons! hahaha!

[Ralar]

I suppose now we shall go practice giving birth to the devil. Sounds kinda exciting.

:obscene-sexualdoggy:

[darkplumaged]

So you're saying that man who put that devil in my anoose was a homosexual?

:lol:

[BoomerLynn]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*tries desperately to catch breath*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*still can't breathe*

[BlackHawk]

:obscene-sexualdoggy:

I totally didn't know we had a buttfucking smiley! That is awesome!

[Artemis]

This is reminiscent of the Boccaccio story from 1353 about the monk who seduced a young nun by persuading her that he possessed a 'devil' that could be only be subdued by putting it into the 'hell' between her legs.

Unfortunately, she became so keen on putting the devil into hell that he ended up exhausted.

(I do NOT understand the mechanics of this. Why OUT of the anus? Can we get some clarification here? Surely INTO would be more appropriate. Unless he's like the young man of Kent in the limerick, whose tool was exceedingly bent.)

[thoughtful]

(I do NOT understand the mechanics of this. Why OUT of the anus? Can we get some clarification here? Surely INTO would be more appropriate. Unless he's like the young man of Kent in the limerick, whose tool was exceedingly bent.)

:lol:

I love that limerick.

[Artemis]

Thought if anyone knew it then you might :)

[GolightlyGrrl]

Anus Demons would be a great name for a band.

[Naga Viper]

Yeah, it would be a great band name. They can open for the Gay Pecan Thieves.

[moodygirl86]

Fundies are obsessed with sex!

In England (or at least in the town where I grew up) it was common to tell someone who was in a foul mood, "Take a walk! When you get back you'll have walked the devil out of your backside!"

[frumper-rump]

I just want to say that this is my favorite thread title in all of the interwebs, forever and ever. Amen.

[gardenvarietycitizen]

Wouldn't that be a positive thing? I mean, if I had a devil anywhere near my anus, I'd rather it come out than in. Right?

Heh. Indeed my first thought was "well, if he's IN there, heck yes let's let him out! Bring on the sex!!!"

[Sinister Rouge]

But does it happen every time, Or only with your initial anal deflowering? If every time, then how does it keep getting back in? And does this mean that lesbian sex is still okay as long as the strap ons stay away from anuses?

[Minerva]

(I do NOT understand the mechanics of this. Why OUT of the anus? Can we get some clarification here? Surely INTO would be more appropriate. Unless he's like the young man of Kent in the limerick, whose tool was exceedingly bent.)

Maybe he's just a particularly flatulent man whose flatulence got more...aggressive during sex. I could definitely see a fundy farting and thinking that must have been a demon coming out.

[DGayle]

At least according to Joseph Sciambra, an "ex-gay" fundamentalist who used to be a porn star.

"“I’m going to talk about the devil and why he loves anal sex. Anal sex releases into the world rare demonic entities and that even in the body could be conceived as the devil and that would be given birth to anally."

How can I even respond to that?

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2013/01/03/ch ... e-gay-sex/

[feministxtian]

I would respond with directions to the nearest "home for the bewildered" with a strong suggestion to check in.

[NotALoserLikeYou]

To clarify, is this different from the fart demons we have heard about?

[polecat]

My husband has expelled some foul demons from his anus in our lifetime. I always blamed the beans. I never thought to blame gay sex.

[jerkit]

Does this also apply to straight anal sex?

[doggie]

This story like demons won't die. I am sure he expelled a lot of demons in his career.

[feministxtian]

My husband has expelled some foul demons from his anus in our lifetime. I always blamed the beans. I never thought to blame gay sex.

Same here...I can blame it on not enough enzymes...but I could seriously rent him out for chemical warfare...