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Gay porn star turned ‘ex-gay’ Christian fundamentalist Joseph Sciambra has recorded a bizarre video where he claims that anal sex causes gay men to give birth to the devil.

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2013/01/03/christian-ex-gay-porn-star-the-devil-comes-out-of-your-anus-when-you-have-gay-sex/

I checked out his blog: How Our Lord Jesus Christ Saved Me From Homosexuality, Pornography, and the Occult. . It is pretty boring. http://www.josephsciambra.com/?m=0

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I thought what comes out is called santorum. Oh, same difference.

Anybody dope out this guy's porn name yet?

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I saw the thread title and all I could think was "Ow."

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:lol: He has to be trolling for attention! I can't believe anyone would really believe that.

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I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Mentioned it to the partner and he laughed as well... then made unsanitary jokes that I won't repeat. I suppose now we shall go practice giving birth to the devil. Sounds kinda exciting. :icon-twisted: :angelic-green: :gay-imgay: :gay-rainbow:

(Edited to change the word AT to AS because it didn't make sense the other way. :) )

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I saw the thread title and all I could think was "Ow."

I blurted out "fart demon!" I'm so glad I'm home alone.

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There is an issue of the comic book The Goon called "Satan's Sodomy Baby" that was the first thing I thought of when I read this thread title. It may be the most hilariously offensive comic ever. Ever. I feel the need to send the convert ex-porn dude a copy now.

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Who in their right mind would even make a statement about someone else's anus? Regardless of his stance on gayness, that is just really inappropriate. So much WTF

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My question: Can demons birthed through the anus be counted as dependents for tax purposes?

If you are supporting said demon, and demon is not filing his/her own tax return, I believe you can. But check with your CPA to be sure.

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I'm guessin' that hetero woman who enjoy anal sex have an exemption. :roll:

Yeah, when Lot said "I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them" but leave the menz alone, it pretty much set up men's anuses as sacred and women's as property of men. So, I'm guessing that the devil is only up the man's ass, only to be released upon enjoyable homosexual experiences.

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I don't even know what to say to that. It's so bizarre. Shitting demons during sex.

I wonder if garden-variety fundies don't just pose as ex-gay authors because they know they can get away with saying way more far-fetched stuff that way.

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Is the "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" episode of South Park flashing through anyone else's mind?

Just me, then? Right-o... :whistle:

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Wouldn't that be a positive thing? I mean, if I had a devil anywhere near my anus, I'd rather it come out than in. Right?

This was my first thought. I thought, "huh, now that's a different sort of exorcism than expected". But really? Really?

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That gay sex demon has a potential heartbeat and Gawd gavr it a purpose. Baby demon killers...and they call themselves pro life.

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Anal sex releases into the world these rare demonic entities that are born anally! It creates a literal doorway into the demonic and supernatural!

Jesus wept, that's crazy. I feel sorry for this guy. He seems to have a tremendous amount of emotional pain from working in the porn industry as well as the physical damage. When you have a lot of emotional demons, I guess it's comforting to recast them as physical demons created by the actions that caused you pain and haunt you.

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That's not gay sex causing the devil to come out of your anus, you've just eaten too much spicy food.

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So you're saying that man who put that devil in my anoose was a homosexual?

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“sphincters almost stitched shut.â€

That's ok, plenty of women have to have episiotomy stitches post-birth, I'm sure the ass demons are fine! :D

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