The devil comes out of your anus when you have gay sex

[ViolaSebastian]

Does this also apply to straight anal sex?

And what about the gay people that don't have anal sex?

[salex]

So, is this particular exgay specializing in removing demons from gay men via anal sex? Because if anal sex gets demons OUT of a person, wouldn't it be a variation of exorcism?

[whoviana]

Enough Internet for today. :hand: :(

[doggie]

And what about the gay people that don't have anal sex?

then they are not gay. Anal sex is what makes gays gay.

[doggie]

So, is this particular exgay specializing in removing demons from gay men via anal sex? Because if anal sex gets demons OUT of a person, wouldn't it be a variation of exorcism?

well there have been a few priests using anal sex to drive the gay out.

[ViolaSebastian]

then they are not gay. Anal sex is what makes gays gay.

http://gaylife.about.com/b/2008/04/12/m ... al-sex.htm

[whoviana]

then they are not gay. Anal sex is what makes gays gay.

You... um... you were just being sarcastic, right?

[DGayle]

You... um... you were just being sarcastic, right?

I think so. Porny's claim ignored gay people who don't have anal sex as well as straight people who do. It's pretty absurd.

[doggie]

You... um... you were just being sarcastic, right?

very much so.

[doggie]

Someone should tell him that's sperm coming out his ass not a demon

[whoviana]

very much so.

Sorry if I almost misunderstood you, but this immense amount of horsesh** is really messing with my head right now. I can't handle it, I should probably stop posting here.

[doggie]

Sorry if I almost misunderstood you, but this immense amount of horsesh** is really messing with my head right now. I can't handle it, I should probably stop posting here.

I am bad about the dry sarcasm and I can't add anything when I use my phone.

[RosyDaisy]

I blame barking spiders, not gay sex. The feline headship love to release his demons in my and my fiancee's face. Chemical warfare is an understatement! LOL

[doggie]

I blame barking spiders, not gay sex. The feline headship love to release his demons in my and my fiancee's face. Chemical warfare is an understatement! LOL

was holding our cat once he started farting so I passed the gas (cat) to my wife she was happy till she figured out what was happening (G)

[Trynn]

Oh wow...

[Becket70]

The devil resides in our colons? What happens when you have a colonoscopy? That's gotta make the devil mad. Caught on camera, so to speak.

[Joan of Snarc]

Enough Internet for today. :hand: :(

[thoughtful]

The devil resides in our colons? What happens when you have a colonoscopy? That's gotta make the devil mad. Caught on camera, so to speak.

[Toothfairy]

Guys just don't have anal sex. Some might not even do anal sex. So what about heterosexuals having anal???

[Howl]

The devil comes out of your anus when you have gay sex

Who knew?

[whoviana]

Who knew?

I think they should just say "bless you" after anal sex if the devil comes out of your butthole. A penis is anally liberating you from the devil. In the old days they thought it was the sneezing that freed you of the devil, today we purge via anal sex. Freaking painful I guess but you gotta do what you gotta do.

This monkey better sign up for some buttsex too, since the devils that escaped from the gay hosts look for another nesting place where they can reside peacefully and uninterrupted.

After a lifetime of NOT having gay sex, your colon and rectum must be crawling with devils. Time to call in the chimney sweepers. :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

[So Many Lies]

er not wanting to be the "Devil'a advocate" here (wait..what?) but I really feel sorry for this guy. He's had a traumatic life. I really feel very bad for him.

[Ralar]

So, is this particular exgay specializing in removing demons from gay men via anal sex? Because if anal sex gets demons OUT of a person, wouldn't it be a variation of exorcism?

Perhaps this explains XGG. If penis is a euphemism for Jesus, then penis up the arse to excise one's bowels of satan = exorcism = Jesus set me free. He's not gay; he's practicing a religious ritual. So what if he enjoys it a great deal.

[micatite]

When it came to demons, I thought the general Christian philosophy was better out than in anyway.