Maxwell Conferences

[AnnaSofia]

They just missed Ron Jeremy :lol:

mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2012/10/porn_star_ron_jeremy_talks_hea.html

[divadivine]

Steve-o: Please tell Sarah to stop making an idol of herself and her fancy camera by taking her own photo in mirrors. It's stupid. If she wants her picture on the blog then one of your other cult members needs to take her photo. Also, stop mooching off of people by using their water and electricity/gas to wash and dry your clothes. Go to a laundry mat like the rest of the normal people. Even Jesus would have used the laundry mat instead of bringing his laundry to someone's home.

[Witsec7]

I've only read the bible a couple of times, but I never saw a commandment that said "Thou shalt be a mooch and sponge." I'm sure that these host families think it is an honor to have Steve's tighty righties in their machine. Hmmm and that brings me to another question for the Maxwells, is laundry segregated?

[divadivine]

I've only read the bible a couple of times, but I never saw a commandment that said "Thou shalt be a mooch and sponge." I'm sure that these host families think it is an honor to have Steve's tighty righties in their machine. Hmmm and that brings me to another question for the Maxwells, is laundry segregated?

Probably. You wouldn't want the boy underclothes to mingle with the girl underclothes.

It might cause them to be defrauded.

[ceg045]

Anyone else notice how few comments the more recent posts are getting? I can't say I ever paid close attention to how many they typically received, but I'm almost positive each post averaged more than five. Could it be that even the Maxwell devotees are tiring of their "exciting adventures" on the road?

[Arete]

Probably. You wouldn't want the boy underclothes to mingle with the girl underclothes.

It might cause them to be defrauded.

:lol: :lol: :clap:

[divadivine]

Anyone else notice how few comments the more recent posts are getting? I can't say I ever paid close attention to how many they typically received, but I'm almost positive each post averaged more than five. Could it be that even the Maxwell devotees are tiring of their "exciting adventures" on the road?

Probably because Sarah writes the same drivel in every post. The only difference is the photos. Even the photos are similar. BOOOOOOORRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGG.... kind of like the Maxhell Cult.

[Coconut Flan]

Has the almighty road trip of fall 2012 ended and they are home?

I never thought I'd say it, but the boring vacation in Colorado beat out the fall speaking trip by miles.

[DrPusey]

Anyone else notice how few comments the more recent posts are getting? I can't say I ever paid close attention to how many they typically received, but I'm almost positive each post averaged more than five. Could it be that even the Maxwell devotees are tiring of their "exciting adventures" on the road?

It's either ennui with the same old, same old - or that most comments being submitted these days are from Free Jingerites looking to pull another one over on Steve. He's probably so paranoid now that he hesitates to approve any comments lest they rival The Great Lyrics Snarkfest of Summer 2012.

[Arete]

The Great Lyrics Snarkfest of Summer 2012.

I sooooo want that on a commemorative T-shirt. :D

[terranova]

I've only read the bible a couple of times, but I never saw a commandment that said "Thou shalt be a mooch and sponge." I'm sure that these host families think it is an honor to have Steve's tighty righties in their machine. Hmmm and that brings me to another question for the Maxwells, is laundry segregated?

You might have read the "Bible" a couple of times, but I doubt it was the Super Speshul Steve Maxwell Approved Version for Special People Only .

Something to think about. :naughty:

And yes, I imagine laundry is definately segregated. Got to give the girls something to do, after all.

[divadivine]

You might have read the "Bible" a couple of times, but I doubt it was the Super Speshul Steve Maxwell Approved Version for Special People Only .

Something to think about. :naughty:

And yes, I imagine laundry is definately segregated. Got to give the girls something to do, after all.

I bet only Mom can touch or see the menfolk's laundry. Because if the girls touch or see the boy's laundry it would defraud them and make them unclean.

[FloraDoraDolly]

Anyone else notice how few comments the more recent posts are getting? I can't say I ever paid close attention to how many they typically received, but I'm almost positive each post averaged more than five. Could it be that even the Maxwell devotees are tiring of their "exciting adventures" on the road?

Yes, I have noticed that. There were a lot of comments when the two grandbabies were born, but after that the numbers dwindled. Even Rebecca K isn't around much these days.

[Convicted Blossom]

Why is Sarah wearing a seat belt when she is travelling with the lord. Does he do wheelies?

Over here seat belts are compulsory and I'm glad of that -- I think everyone should wear them. But the Maxwells?

[terranova]

I can't even imagine the ammount of jizz in a Maxwell boys undies after a night of chastity. Poor kids.

[Cherokee2000]

This is what I replied to Sarah's question about what the Lord would do this weekend:

The Lord is going to play a couple of rounds of golf with the patriarchs, go home and enjoy a roast beef dinner afterwards with the missus.

Sunday he's going to go to early mass and then sit down and watch football. He'll have a couple of cold glasses of the best wine (not the crappy stuff the guests got early in the day) with Jesus and discuss all this stuff that people have thrown into religion that doesn't have anything to do with the Bible, chat with the Cherubim, Seraphim and have the Angel Choir sing him some new hymn tunes.

That my dear is what the Lord is going to do this weekend. And just for the heck of it, he's going to decide whether or not southern CA is going to get some measurable rain.

Peace.

Steve will delete it as soon as he reads the first sentence. Baaaaaaaaaaaa Baaaaaaaaaaaaa Baaaaaaaaaaaa

Mrs Annie: If I were Sarah reading your post, here is what I would say:

"Here it is Monday already (I was too busy worshipping God to read my blog on Sunday), so I will I feel the Lord is moving me to have a good roast beef dinner and some good white wine right now! I will seek the Lord's guidance on whether He wants me to watch the Lions and Bears chase the ungodly pigskin around Soldier Field or watch the ungodly Mormon and the ungodly Muslim competing over who will lead the USA. But just to make sure I stay on the straight and narrow, I will join the Lord and the Angel Choir in singing those hymns. Praise God."

But I'm not Sarah, I'm Cherekee2000, so guess that is precisely what *I* will be doing tonight! Thank you, Mrs Annie, for your excellent advice. :angelic-cyan:

[lilwriter85]

I sooooo want that on a commemorative T-shirt. :D

I would also love a shirt like that.

[ShadowyOne]

Alas, the last conference begins tonight, and is near enough for me to go, but I am moving, and will almost certainly not have the spare time, as the movers come in the morning. :cry:

[Seven Severn]

Uriah has a mouse!!!11!1!!! They've set a trap, but haven't caught it yet.

Also, Sarah didn't use a Jesus sign-off. Hmmm...

[alysee]

Thanks to Steve-O reading here you know the next blog post will be all about Jesus.

[kpmom]

Hey! Rebecca K!!!! is back! I wondered where she went.

She apologized for not commenting recently. I'm disappointed. I thought she finally woke up and saw the Maxwells for who they are.

[Guest Anonymous]

Uriah has a mouse!!!11!1!!! They've set a trap, but haven't caught it yet.

Also, Sarah didn't use a Jesus sign-off. Hmmm...

Well, they just did their final conference in a church that has youth groups AND women's meetings. And they ate lunch with the heathen pastor who apparently thinks it's OK not to spend every minute with your immediate family.

No wonder Sarah has gone off the rails, and God has had to send a plague of mice to piss on Steve's chips as a punishment for his waywardness.

Something to think about, Steve. :naughty:

[Witsec7]

I noticed they had Pringles when they were on the water. I wonder if it's the same can Steve broke out in CO?

[gardenvarietycitizen]

I noticed they had Pringles when they were on the water. I wonder if it's the same can Steve broke out in CO?

Speaking of food that should not be in a can...

(that PARTICULAR can, that is!)

[kpmom]

I noticed they had Pringles when they were on the water. I wonder if it's the same can Steve broke out in CO?

No doubt. What is it with Pringles and the Maxwells anyway? I can't eat any chips but baked Lays. The grease on regular chips makes me queasy.

Pringles are awful. I thought they were so health minded?

One of the guys has on an Under Armour shirt with the slogan "We must protect this house", which is from a commercial featuring football players getting pumped up for their game by chanting this slogan. Wonder if Steve realizes this?

And it still pisses me off that the Maxwell women have to dress so noticeably different from other women, but the guys look and dress like guys anywhere.