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"People Who Should Stay Home"

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We went over some of this last week, but let’s hit a few points again.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis refused to issue a stay-at-home order. Hell, he even refused to shut down the state’s beaches. Now, there are reports of over spring breakers with covid-19 who spread out across the nation to inflict it upon others. Good job, Governor Dumbass.

Just one state up, Georgia’s idiot Governor, Brian Kemp, who claimed he just found out asymptomatic people could share the coronavirus, issued a stay-at-home order but has kept that state’s beaches open. Governor Kemp, you need EVERYONE to stay home. Pretend everyone’s black and it’s election day.

After finally issuing a stay-at-home order, Florida’s stupid governor declared that churches are “essential” businesses. Hey, if they’re businesses does that mean we can tax them now? Several other states are also allowing people to attend church services. So, just to be safe, until this pandemic is over I suggest that if you have to hang out with other people, make sure they’re atheists. For that matter, atheists without suntans.

Churchgoers, stay home. Beachgoers, stay home. Jared Kushner, stay the fuck at home.

Seriously, the guy who married Donald Trump’s daughter should have received a stay-at-home order back in January 2017. For that matter, Ivanka should have received one too. But as soon as Donald Trump stole the election, Ivanka and that twerpy little guy she’s breeding with declared they wanted to go to Washington and play government too. They never fail to miss an international trip so they can hobnob with foreign diplomats and make them go, “what the fuck?”.

Can you name one thing either of them has accomplished since coming to Washington three years ago? I’ll simplify it. Can you state one intelligent thing either of them has said?

Jared has been put in charge of peace in the Middle East. Guess how that’s going. He’s been put in charge of illegal brown people. For all we know, he’s also in charge of taping Trump’s hair to his head. But one thing is for sure, he’s involved with the coronavirus response. Why?

It’s been said that Jared has only been successful at three things in life: Being born rich, marrying rich, and convincing his stupid father-in-law to do stupid shit.

Here’s the thing, kids: What qualifications does Jared have in regards to anything to do with anything? His biggest qualification for working on Middle East peace is that he’s Jewish. In fact, Donald Trump cited that. What’s his qualification with immigration? Did he go slumming one night and visit a Taco Bell? Finally, what’s his qualification for handling the coronavirus or even responding to it? He’s not a doctor.

While speaking to the press about the pandemic, Jared complained that governors were asking for more than they needed and said, “The notion of the federal stockpile (of ventilators) is it’s supposed to be our stockpile, it’s not supposed to be states’ stockpile that they then use.”

Except, the federal stockpile IS supposed to be used for the states. The website for the Department of Health and Human Services said that…until the Trump administration changed it to reflect the shit that came out of Jared’s mouth.

But, Jared…who is “our?” Your wife’s father and oggler wins the presidency and that makes the property of the government your property? Who the fuck are you other than the guy boinking the prez’s daughter (assuming you’re that guy) to tell us what is and isn’t in Washington? Here’s a charming little factoid for you, Jared. The United States is comprised of…wait for it..FUCKING STATES!

Jared probably wasn’t even qualified to get into Harvard as his criminal-father made a $2.5 million donation before he was accepted. Jared bought a newspaper and now it doesn’t print on paper anymore. I wouldn’t take his advice on journalism. Jared inherited his family’s real estate empire and has run it into the ground, so don’t take any real estate advice from him.

And when it comes to a pandemic, don’t listen to Jared. It’s ridiculous Donald Trump throws him out there and expects people to accept it. Donald Trump doesn’t understand that having the name “Trump” doesn’t make you qualified for anything except maybe grifting. Neither does marrying a Trump.

Jared sought a back channel with Russia after Trump won the election? Why? He had to lie on his security clearance application MULITPLE times until Donald Trump just had to give up and give him a security clearance. He did successfully figure out how to download and use WhatsApp so he can talk to murderous Saudi dictators in secret.

There are way too many people in jobs in the Trump administration who aren’t qualified for their jobs, starting with Donald Trump. Did he think there was an idiot shortage in the White House so he had to bring in Ivanka and Mr. Ivanka?

Jared isn’t qualified to wear big-boy pants, less enough have anything to do with anything in the White House. At least Ivanka only plays government and doesn’t actually do anything.

It only takes one international crisis to prove Donald Trump never belonged in the White House. Even people who aren’t Trumps appear to get dumber after being associated with him. While all the Trumps are idiots, Jared actually chose to become one of them.

Jared is attempting to swim in the deep end without floaties on his arms. He’s out of his depth and needs to go back to the kiddie pool. The most ridiculous thing is how obnoxious Jared has to be to talk to the press as if he actually has any qualifications other than who he’s married to. Does he really believe journalists leave the room thinking, “We gotta believe what Jared said because he’s Jared”?

This pandemic is serious and we need serious people. Jared, you’re not qualified and you’re endangering lives. Go home. Stay home and take the blonde bimbo with you. While you’re at it, take Ivanka too.

 

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"Presidential Malpractice"

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If Donald Trump suggests you take a specific pill and it doesn’t look like Bamm-Bamm, don’t take it.

In an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David is visiting someone in a hospital when he stops a doctor to ask about a spot on his back. The doc tells him it’s nothing and to just stay out of the sun. Later, he sees the same “doctor” outside the hospital being pursued by orderlies because he’s an escaped mental patient who snagged a white coat from a real doctor.

Now, it’s like we have an escaped mental patient giving us medical advice. In case you haven’t noticed, Captain Numbnuts lies about everything. And when he’s trying not to lie he’s wrong. This is the guy who told us the coronavirus pandemic would just magically “disappear” and that it was just “one person from China,” and after 15 people in this country died, he said the numbers would start going down. The man is batting zero for 1,000.

Donald Trump has been pushing hydroxychloroquine, an anti-malarial drug, for people to use for covid-19. The problem with this is, it’s unproven. His own experts, Dr. Anthony Fauci and Dr. Deborah Birx, both advised to use extreme caution. Other medical experts are also skeptical because the drug has only been tested in limited trials and it carries a host of side effects, like cardiac arrest and death.

When a reporter asked Dr. Fauci about the drug, Trump stepped in and prevented the doctor from answering. Donald Trumps said people who have the coronavirus, “What do you have to lose?” Everything.

Here’s the problem at this point in time: Even if the medication is right for covid-19, we don’t know if it’s the correct option. It may work for some people and not others. And, since it’s been in limited tests for something it wasn’t made for, medical experts don’t know how to prescribe it. Let me dumb it down for Trump cultists. We don’t know how much you should take or how often. Donald Trump is telling you to wing it.

If this was another time, Donald Trump would be a carnival barker selling magic elixir made from mad dog wine, tree sap, and frog piss. He’d promise it cures everything that ails you while actually being the only medication that actually gives chlamydia.

Donald Trump is not a doctor. This is a man who has questioned vaccinations. He’s not a person who cares about his own health as he doesn’t exercise and lives off a diet of cheeseburgers, KFC, and cake. Every meal for Donald Trump is like an 8-year-old’s birthday party if every 8-year-old’s birthday party included Propecia, Adderal, and porn stars. There are probably balloons as there’s already a clown. Hell, look at Donald Trump’s own doctor. Would you want this guy to stick his finger inside you?

Despite the fact Donald Trump is not a doctor, people take his advice and cling to every word he says. Recently, someone died from taking fish-tank cleaner because it had one of the same ingredients as the anti-malarial drug Trump has been touting. Can the deceased person’s family sue Donald Trump for malpractice? No. Donald Trump was not his doctor and any judge will rule it’s that own man’s stupidity that did him in because nobody should take medical advice from a guy who tapes his hair to his head.

People need to stop listening to Donald Trump, not just on medical issues but on everything. He doesn’t know anything about the military, defense, trade, tariffs, immigration, budgets, debt ceilings, cow farts, the clitoris, the stock market, China, North Korea, the nuclear triad, what comprises the United Kingdom, news, facts, the Bible, invisible airplanes, negotiations, the climate, hurricanes, how to be a father or a husband, or how to look at an eclipse.

It’s good Donald Trump is not our doctor. It’s bad he’s in the important position of being president (sic). Based on his actions toward this pandemic, if Donald Trump was a doctor, he wouldn’t tell his patients about a cancer until there was more cancer than patient. His degree would be from a medical school in the Caribbean and it would still be filled out in crayons.

Donald Trump is no more qualified to diagnose medical problems than he is at making major decisions for this nation. This is a guy who shouldn’t be allowed to pick a cell-phone plan less enough, make decisions that impact the country.

The type of person who would take medical advice from Donald Trump is the kind of person who would vote for a reality TV host to sit in the Oval Office. We should all care, not just about or own health, but the health of this nation.

Right now, Doctor Dumbass is committing political malpractice.

 

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15 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

I need that mask.  Right now.  Of course so I don't get kicked out of the local grocery store I'd want a second one that says Fornicate Trump

Edited April 7, 2020 by 47of74

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15 minutes ago, 47of74 said:

I need that mask.  Right now. 

Sadly, such a mask would probably not be a protection, since stupid Trump humpers  might get in your face to lecture you, or even take a swing at you.