Has Anyone Seen Ghouliani Sober?

[AmazonGrace]

 

[HerNameIsBuffy]

11 minutes ago, AmazonGrace said:

 

Isn't everyone who has been in the WH lately been recently exposed?  

[thoughtful]

I think Colbert's writers couldn't decide which picture of melting Rudy, and which jokes, were best, so they just used them all:

 

[47of74]

Yeah I hope Rudy does get disbarred.  Be a fitting end to that piece of shit's legal career.

[47of74]

An article explaining why Mr. Hands-Down-His-Pants needs to be disbarred.

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When Rudy Giuliani launched into his usual bombastic conspiracy theories this week, it wasn’t in a tweet or at a press conference next door to a porn shop or on Fox News but in a federal courtroom, where he was appearing as Donald Trump’s attorney and where he lied to a judge. There need to be consequences.

All lawyer jokes aside, legal ethics are a big deal, not least because they are indispensable to a functioning court system. If lawyers can lie without consequence, making up facts whenever they want, then our trials and hearings will become farces.

And that’s exactly what happened in Pennsylvania on Monday, as Rudy talked about everything from Rahm Emanuel’s theory of crisis management to President Carter’s “prophetic” warnings about mail-in voter fraud and a tirade against supposed “mafia-like” behavior by Philadelphia election officials—none of it related to the legal case he was supposed to be making.

All of this was bad lawyering, but it wasn’t unethical. But what Rudy did next crossed a line: he lied. He didn’t spin, argue, or put his best take on the evidence, he flat-out lied to a judge in open court. For that, he should lose his law license.

Goes on to explain that he lied even before stepping one foot in court due to his statements about being in good standing. 

Yeah, he's a fucking disgrace to the profession and needs to be invited to depart the profession at the earliest opportunity. 

[AmazonGrace]

 

[Audrey2]

My reaction is not directed toward you, @AmazonGrace, but to Lindsay. if this isn't the appropriate use of the passive aggressive southern bless your heart I don't know what is. 

[Gobsmacked]

On 11/19/2020 at 6:48 PM, AmazonGrace said:

Nobody likes Rudy, they all just stand there and let him be filmed looking like this.

Ah but nothing is real!!!!

[AmazonGrace]

Hot Or Not, the Bannon edition:

 

[AmazonGrace]

 

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[thoughtful]

5 minutes ago, AmazonGrace said:

 

Depravation? Shouldn't that be deprivation?

As the Jets say, "Hey, I'm depraved on accounta I'm deprived!"

 

[HerNameIsBuffy]

59 minutes ago, thoughtful said:

Depravation? Shouldn't that be deprivation?

As the Jets say, "Hey, I'm depraved on accounta I'm deprived!"

 

The fucking irony of it being about Trumps constitutional rights!

[Threff]

8 hours ago, AmazonGrace said:

Seriously. When they start laughing. I laughed and smiled and laughed and smiled.

 

[AmazonGrace]

 

Grandpa is drunk tweeting again.

[fraurosena]

7 minutes ago, AmazonGrace said:

 

Grandpa is drunk tweeting again.

Whoops, dit Giuliani just give away who Trump and his coterie of idiots are indebted to? 

1. China

2. Ukraine

3. Kazakhstan (Borat has something to explain!)

4. Russia

5. Unknown contributor

 

[AmazonGrace]

I mean, I believe him. Rudy knows crooks.

 

[AmazonGrace]

 

[HerNameIsBuffy]

49 minutes ago, AmazonGrace said:

 

Grandpa is drunk tweeting again.

You know his kids have got to be shaking their heads and thinking if he'd just retired out of the public eye most people would still view him positively as the 9/11mayor.  

I still get second hand embarrassment when I hear of my ex saying or doing something stupid, I can't imagine how awful it would be if he was famous and his idiocy made the news.  Rudy's exes must be cringing in shame.  Well, maybe not his cousin, but the others.

Edited November 25, 2020 by HerNameIsBuffy

[onekidanddone]

Caution. May induce vomiting and/or madness

Spoiler

 

 

[AnywhereButHere]

@onekidanddone Oh. My. God. You were not kidding. That was - something. 

[Howl]

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Rudy Giuliani, President Trump’s personal attorney: “I know crooks really well. You give 'em an inch and they take a mile. And you give them a mile and they take your whole country.”

That thing where Rudy accidentally tells the complete truth. 

@emptywheel used a term on twitter today, relative to @delavegalaw's tweet on the  Flynn pardon:  "Listen to her. This isn't her first goat rodeo." 

So, if you google "goat rodeo" you get a ton of pictures of wee children wrestling goats, because that's an event at some rodeos and county fairs in the western US. 

Then, this from dictionary.com: A goat rodeo is a slang term for something going totally, unbelievably, disastrously wrong, and there's nothing left to do but to sit back and watch the trainwreck.

So,  yeah, the "hearing" today in Gettysburg, PA was the continuing Trump post-election goat rodeo. 

[Howl]

PA's AG sums it up: 

...and Akiva Cohen provides the excellent deconstruction of the flawed filings in PA and how the court went to great lengths to clarify the nature of the flaws.  Great reading for us non lawyers and a good insight into how desperately flawed these filings are and how Rudy has failed at basic lawyering. 

The Third Circuit has obliterated Trump's Pennsylvania lawsuit.

Edited November 27, 2020 by Howl

[Cartmann99]

Rudy's appearance earlier tonight on OANN:

 

[Cartmann99]

Here he is on Newsmax: