Has Anyone Seen Ghouliani Sober?

[Snarkasarus Rex]

Jeanine looks like she knocked back a couple before she went on the air again.?

[GreyhoundFan]

4 minutes ago, Snarkasarus Rex said:

Jeanine looks like she knocked back a couple before she went on the air again.?

Well, as much as I don't like Judge Box-of-Wine, I think I'd need to knock back more than a few before dealing with Rudy.

[GreyhoundFan]

I love George's clapback at Rudy:

[smittykins]

This morning, I watched a video of the Yankees’ 1998 home opener against the Oakland A’s(the Yankees won 17-13), and Giuliani was interviewed for an inning or so.  I thought “Man, there was a time he sounded, dare I say it, normal!”

Edited October 13, 2020 by smittykins

[Alisamer]

5 minutes ago, smittykins said:

This morning, I watched a video of the Yankees’ 1998 home opener against the Oakland A’s(the Yankees won 17-13), and Giuliani was interviewed for an inning or so.  I thought “Man, there was a time he sounded, dare I say it, normal!”

A few weeks ago Youtube shuffled up news clips from 9-11-01, and there was one of Rudy walking toward the site carrying a mask, with someone beside him saying "put your mask on, put your mask on" over and over. My thought was "Wow. All these years and he's having to be told the same thing!"

[GreyhoundFan]

I think Rudes is becoming crazier, which I thought was impossible.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

LOL, I bet Rudes is not happy with his daughter:

[GreyhoundFan]

Nope, doesn't surprise me in the least.

 

[47of74]

Yikes

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The reputation of Rudy Giuliani could be set for a further blow with the release of highly embarrassing footage in Sacha Baron Cohen’s follow-up to Borat.

In the film, released on Friday, the former New York mayor and current personal attorney to Donald Trump is seen reaching into his trousers and apparently touching his genitals while reclining on a bed in the presence of the actor playing Borat’s daughter, who is posing as a TV journalist.

Following an obsequious interview for a fake conservative news programme, the pair retreat at her suggestion for a drink to the bedroom of a hotel suite, which is rigged with concealed cameras.

After she removes his microphone, Giuliani, 76, can be seen lying back on the bed, fiddling with his untucked shirt and reaching into his trousers. They are then interrupted by Borat who runs in and says: “She’s 15. She’s too old for you.”

Where's Keith Olbermann when you need him?

 

[47of74]

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy....

 

[onekidanddone]

3 hours ago, 47of74 said:

Yikes

Where's Keith Olbermann when you need him?

 

 

[47of74]

Well I saw he had this

 I was hoping it'd be more like this...

Spoiler

 

 

[47of74]

1 hour ago, 47of74 said:

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy....

 

Well it looks like that wasn't accurate because he took down his original tweet. 

[fraurosena]

Trump’s attempt at defending his personal attorney revealed rather more than it covered up. 

 

[47of74]

Ghouliani butt dialed NBC reporter Rich Schapiro and left a voice mail trying to score some cash. 

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Late in the night Oct. 16, Rudy Giuliani made a phone call to this reporter.

The fact that Giuliani was reaching out wasn't remarkable. He and the reporter had spoken earlier that evening for a story about his ties to a fringe Iranian opposition group.

But this call, it would soon become clear, wasn't a typical case of a source following up with a reporter.

The call came in at 11:07 p.m. and went to voicemail; the reporter was asleep.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

20 minutes ago, 47of74 said:

Ghouliani butt dialed NBC reporter Rich Schapiro and left a voice mail trying to score some cash. 

 

This is the third or fourth time he has done this. Good grief. He needs to get a better case for his phone. I'd suggest an Otterbox with a holster so he could clip it on his waistband instead of putting it in his pocket.

[47of74]

He needs one of those flip phones made for senior citizens. 

And of course Benito whipped out the victim card. 

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Although the scene was filmed months ago, Giuliani appeared on New York’s WABC radio and claimed his inclusion in the movie was in retaliation for the unconfirmed story that he delivered to the New York Post last week claiming Joe Biden’s son Hunter was involved in shady business dealings.

“I had to take off the electronic equipment,” Giuliani said. “And when the electronic equipment came off, some of it was in the back and my shirt ... came a little out, although my clothes were entirely on. I leaned back, and I tucked my shirt in, and at that point, at that point, they have this picture they take which looks doctored, but in any event, I’m tucking my shirt in. I assure you that’s all I was doing.”

“They’ll do anything. They’ve attacked me over everything possible, investigated every business dealing I’ve ever had,” he said. “And now the idiot Borat is going after me with a totally sensationalized false account of a ridiculous movie I guess that he’s done.

“Now let me tell you why I know this is a hit job that happens because it’s not an accident that it happens when I turn in all this evidence on their prince and darling Joe Biden, who’s one of the biggest crooks in the last 30 years, and since I have the courage to say that, I’m the target.”

 

[GreyhoundFan]

I wish this Borat thing would make Rudes go back to his cave and hide.

[47of74]

1 hour ago, GreyhoundFan said:

I wish this Borat thing would make Rudes go back to his cave and hide.

Fucking same.  Along with a bunch of other fuck face groupies.  Hopefully next year fuck face and a bunch of his groupies will be cooling in their caves at fine government facilities such as ADX Florence or Gitmo.  Especially Rudy.  It would be so delicious to see him disbarred and in prison and for his Wikipedia article say "...is a disbarred American attorney, former cybersecurity advisor, former politician, and convicted felon who served as the 107th Mayor of New York City from 1994 to 2001."

[Audrey2]

And if I remember correctly, the Republicans were okay with waterboarding. Maybe we need some folks to try it on...

And if they really want to be consistent, the families with both parents breaking the law (looking at you, Jared and Ivanka) should have their children taken away and put in cages. After all, Republicans claim they are okay with the child cages because "the parents broke the law."

[thoughtful]

With apologies to composer Gene MacLellan, Anne Murray and everyone else who recorded this song, and, of course, Jesus:

Put your hand down your pants, and then claim you were just tucking
Put your hand down your pants, and pretend we all can’t see.
Take a look at yourself, you’ve turned into a living parody,
By puttin’ your hand in your pants, playing with your little P.

Every time I look at this obnoxious schnook I wanna vomit.
When he’s fondling his part my gorge rises just like a comet.
Can we send him to the cellar, with that orange feller? They can tweet, butt-dial and see,
Who will have the best aim and flow to hit the pail with streams of pee.

Put your hand down your pants . . .

You were mayor of New York, back when you reached the age of fifty,
But now you kneel to appease Vlad Putin, you’ve turned shifty.
Well, you’ve lived your life, with two kids and three wives, but still you want to screw,
Someone playing the part of a teen, and I scream Ewwwwwww!

Put your hand down your pants . . .

 

Edited October 27, 2020 by thoughtful
riffle

[GreyhoundFan]

Too funny. Rudy has a hissy fit on Faux.

 

[Cartmann99]

10 minutes ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Too funny. Rudy has a hissy fit on Faux.

 

So Rudy is claiming to have child porn at his house and then invites a Faux News employee to come over and watch it?

[thoughtful]

1 hour ago, Cartmann99 said:

So Rudy is claiming to have child porn at his house and then invites a Faux News employee to come over and watch it?

Kennedy, come up and see my etchings . . .

[thoughtful]

Rudy makes a pre-election statement with commercials. I made it to the 9-minute mark.

After telling us how wonderfully the country was doing after three years under Trump :

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And then, the China virus. The CCP virus, the virus that originated in Wuhan, that was spread around the world deliberately by China. China locked it's own people down, and sent its people all over the world, to make sure the world was injured as much or more than China.

Locked them down and sent them all over the world - some trick!

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It was a surprise, no one knew what it was, we had to react to it with little or no knowledge, with a lotta guesswork. Under a lesser president, this woulda been impossible. But, we reacted in Trump time, which means in a period of time unheard-of for a federal government not known for its speed.

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It's not the disease it was in March. Today it's a disease that's treatable, it's a disease that's rarely fatal, and it's a disease that, for certain groups of the population, is not fatal at all. So any future reaction to it can be managed without the kinds of massive shutdown that Joe Biden has in mind for us.

He claims that the "left-wing mayor and governor" of NYC and NY refused to use the many beds, ventilators and masks that Trump so generously sent on the USNS Comfort, instead letting people die in nursing homes. Then they "changed the narrative" to make Trump look bad.

He says Biden is:

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owned, lock, stock and barrel, by China. And you know that, even though they've been trying to keep that from you.

He makes sure we know Trump has been nominated for three Nobel Peace prizes, and then acts as if he actually won:

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And these are peace prizes that were given for achieving peace. It's not like Obama's peace prize, that was given to him before he came into office, and then he made war. He should give the peace prize back. At least they won't have to pay for three peace prizes for President Trump, they can give him one of Obama's, 'cause the man doesn't deserve it, he should give it back.

 

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If you think you can stomach watching the whole thing, or picking up where I left off in disgust:

 

Edited November 3, 2020 by thoughtful
riffle