Faux News Spews; I Need Booze

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[Howl]

Who is Mr. Chest Hair Masculine Musk Level 8 on the far right (of that photo)?  Great comments on that twitter thread.

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John Fitzgerald from CA

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You're welcome 

 

[smittykins]

And if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.  In Brooklyn. 

(But you'll have to get it yourself, I don't deliver.)

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[JMarie]

14 hours ago, AmazonGrace said:

 

Video gets fuzzy, and they forget to thank the candidate for appearing on their show.

"Time for a break?"

"Yeah"

"Okay"

Classy.  Real classy.

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[GreyhoundFan]

I can't believe there are 9% of Democrats who approve of Dumpy's performance. It should be zero.

[onekidanddone]

2 hours ago, AmazonGrace said:

 

Where are these 9%  because we need to have a conversation. I’m pretending that the 9% are really republicans pretending to be Democrats to this off the poll

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[Cartmann99]

Confirmation of what we've been hearing for days:

A PAC is not supposed to coordinate their actions with any candidate, but since Kimberly is dating the son of the man this PAC worships...

[JMarie]

18 hours ago, AmazonGrace said:

 

Hannity always sounds like that.  I recommend watching Tucker Carlson if you're looking for something entertaining.  Is he on a new medication, or has his dosage changed?  He tends to be very excitable and reactive towards his guests, and it can be very amusing.

[JMarie]

Laura Ingraham is actually willing to tackle the secret recording between Trump and Cohen.  "CNN obtains what it says is an audio recording of secret Michael Cohen-Trump discussion of Karen McDougal" reads the chyron.  "Here's a little piece that CNN played, and it must be stressed that we at Fox News have not confirmed the authenticity of these tapes."

Ingraham thinks it's awful that a private conversation is being played on national TV.

Alan Dershowitz doesn't think any kind of crime is revealed on the tape.

Sol Wisenberg (former deputy independent council for Whitewater) also doesn't think the tape mentions any crime, and thinks it's "shocking for a lawyer to be taping a conversation with a client, whether it's privileged or not."

Rudy Giuliani (by phone) says there's no way someone would set up a corporation, and then use cash, unless they're a complete idiot, and Trump's not an idiot.  He also doesn't think there's any crime being committed on the tape.  He's also sure there's no additional tapes out there. Lanny Davis (Cohen's lawyer) is a pariah, and will be disbarred.

Dershowitz and Wisenberg are brought back to react to what Giuliani said.  Wisenberg points out that the reason why Trump wanted to buy McDougal's story isn't being discussed, but it should be.  Dershowitz thinks the tape is ambiguous.

Reince Priebus didn't listen to the tape, but he has "not found a single person who is swayed by any of these stories."  Ingraham and Priebus think that Trump is a target for scandal, because he's famous and wealthy, and paying people off is just something the famous and wealthy deal with.  Priebus said that people outside of NYC and DC aren't "really paying attention that much" (so it doesn't really matter to the average American?), and mentions the "booming" economy several times. Ingraham claims that Trump is "really charming and really funny, and can be, and people don't see that a lot."

Matt Schlapp (chairman of the American Conservative Union, and husband of frequent Fox News guest Mercedes Schlapp) thinks it's not uncommon for people to buy stories, so what is on the tape doesn't matter.  Chris Hahn (former aide to Chuck Schumer) thinks the tape makes Trump look guilty, which makes Ingraham and Schlapp giggle.

Well, at least Ingraham didn't get confused and book the wrong guests, like the Fox and Friends people did.

[AmazonGrace]

Dershowitz: let the people who have never paid off porn stars cast the first stone 

 

[CTRLZero]

Quote

Dershowitz: They knew a lot of people were going to come forward at the end of the campaign demanding money. So it made sense to set up a corporation to handle all the payments. “That happens all the time.”

Oh, good, then they should have a long, verifiable list of politicians who have done this.  Names?  Evidence?  I'm waiting...

[Having a very cranky morning...]

[AmazonGrace]

this is kind of funny

[onekidanddone]

3 hours ago, AmazonGrace said:

Dershowitz: let the people who have never paid off porn stars cast the first stone 

 

Me me me. I’ve never paid off a porn star

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[GreyhoundFan]

Cue the vomiting emoji:

As if he has actually read a single word.

[Cartmann99]

4 minutes ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Cue the vomiting emoji:

As if he has actually read a single word.

Did she borrow Rick Perry's "smart" glasses?

[onekidanddone]

39 minutes ago, Cartmann99 said:

Did she borrow Rick Perry's "smart" glasses?

Isn’t she the stable genius who’s husband is a felon and the good citizen who was pulled over for going eleventy!!!!!!1111!!! miles an hour in up state?  If she really is a judge why isn’t she on the bench instead of being yet another fox fembot?

[JMarie]

1 hour ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Cue the vomiting emoji:

As if he has actually read a single word.

FYI:  the hats are embroidered with "Make Farmers Great Again".  And her twitter has pics of her with lots of fun Republicans, like Katrina Pierson (remember her?), Kayleigh McEnany, Jared, and Junior.  Apparently they all want to read her book!