Seewalds 15 - American Baby (Baby is Here!)

[WhyNotJulie]

I hope they give Baby Seewald #2 at least a semi-reasonable name. I'd like to feel an emotion other than pity when looking at at least one of these children.

It doesn't matter how objectively cute Spurgeon is, all I feel when I hear someone say his name is pity.

Spurgeon. Spurgey. EUGH. Christ.

[Iamtheway]

I wanted to play too and to come up with a name I googled Jessas name for Jordyn: Makiya. I came up with a british professor of Islamic and Middle Eastern Studies and this definition from the urban dictionary:

”A bad bitch who is just simply fine usually lightskinned an loud,sometimes shy but don't piss her off because she will beat you down”

I'm just going to take a wild guess and say Jessa didn't google it. 

[twoanddone]

My birthday is 311th.. and happens to be tomorrow. So please, Spurg2.0, please either arrive today, or wait until Tuesday. Please?

 

 

<3 - Me

[tabitha2]

If it is any consolation If the child is a girl I feel they will give her the name if some noted female missionary or preacher and honestly most of those are normal, even pretty,if old fashioned names. Unless they go with Gladys or Mildred

[Iamtheway]

Ok. Here we go. 

I think the baby will be born on the 8th. 

It will be a girl and she will be cute as a button and a real handfull. Nowhere near as easy going as Spurge.

They will give her a weird biblical name. And to come up with one I have browsed random biblical names on wikipedia and found Hammoleketh. Hammie for short so it can be confused with Hannie. 

They probably want like that one as it apparently means ”she who reigns” but I reckon it will be a name in the same style and I don't want to spend more time browsing so I'm sticking with it.

[snickerz]

If Jessa's hymn post is a hint, the name Wesley is now in the running.

[Bad Wolf]

Wesley is Mr. Wolf's middle name. He hates it.

[Carm_88]

Seemonkey Birthpool

Date:

Jan 16 - TeamDefraudinSquad

Jan 26 - GotCaughtDancing/VixenToast

Jan 27 - nst/Mizandry/

Jan 28 - actuallyjessica/Four is Enough

Jan 29 - SorenaJ/Kira

Jan 30 – Bugaboo

Jan 31- nst/seasonsoflife/Karma

Feb 1 - ScorpiousMalfoy/Justmy2cents/Kira/Joyleaf/19kittens/Jatalie1996/Nashville92/Mela99/Captain Obvious/nst

Feb 2 - Pasta/ViolaSebastian/goldengrove/Dandruff/Kangaroo/freedom_for_all

Feb 3 - 3arrowsandnotcounting/Fundie Bunny/MotherofDragons/freedom_for_all

Feb 4 - Carm_88/SassyPants/RosieDaisy/ General Jinjur/singsingsing/twoanddone/OytoTheVey

Feb 5 - frugalitymom/Bad Wolf/VineHeart137/JermajestyDuggar/season of life/GoddessofVictory/candygirl20013/meee/AlwaysExcited/Sydney Fox/AnnaRuk09/ChunkyBarbie/snickerz/ Pandora Spocks

Feb 6 - Incognito22/HarleyQuinn/nst/calimojo

Feb 7 - HRM1216/Nicole Jinger Duggar/WhyNotJulie

Feb 8- wikinggirl/Hollywood/Jinder Roles/Iamtheway

Feb 9 - CatchThatCow/VixenToast/pamplemousse/Malizabeth

Feb 10 - Screamapillar/Stormy

Feb 11 – sndral/fish_ca

Feb 12 - TeamDefraudinSquad

Feb 13 - NakedKnees

Feb 14 - eveandadam/Buzzard/sansan

Feb 15- Jiraffe

Feb 16 - habert

 

Names:

Boys:

Aiden Benjamin- Nashville92

Balthazar - Coffeebean7

Baxter Wyatt - habert

Benjamin Robert - 19kittens

Bodhi-Bob Tozer Elias – GotCaughtDancing

Boy-with-a-fairly-normal-name- seasonsoflife

Bunyan Carroll- Sydney Fox

Calvin- JermajestyDuggar

Calvin Benjamin- season of life

Calvin Emanuel – SassyPants

Calvin Graham- Jilli

Calvin Knox - Four is Enough

Calvin Michael- Dandruff

Calvin Robert- twoanddone/OytoTheVey

Carmichael Saint - Screamapillar

Cotton Mather - Denim Jumper

Dever Mark- fish_ca

Dever Sproul- Pasta

Dietrich- Mela99

Eff Jay- AnnaRuk09

Elijah - elliha

Flame Calvin - sndral

Harris- Mela99

Hart - sansan

Hudson Beckett/Wycliffe – Adidas

Hyder- Mela99

Increase Mather - FloraKitty35

Irenaues Newton- Carm_88

Knox Luther Calvin Jesus - VixenToast

Kumbaya – MoonFace

Leland- Malizabeth

Liddell Bunyan- jas

Luther Charles – eveandadam

Martin Luther- Mercer

McRae- Mela99

Mordecai Haddon- ChunkyBarbie

Mordecai Westley - Wenny

Obadiah-Yaoichan12

Pence Bannon- HarryPotterFan

Peregrine Moses James - Gobsmacke

Rodicul Vincent - Pasta

Rosh Benjamin – Kira

Samson-eveandadam

Samuel- eveandadam

Solomon Christian- freejoy

Some Stupid Name- HarleyQuinn

Stud Benjamin - epic fail/nst

Sue- freedom_for_all

Tenboom Bob- jas

Thorncrown Michael- Helena Handbaket

Tebow Tozer - CatchThatCow

Tozer - Babsi/3arrowsandnotcounting/nst/wikinggirl/Dandruff/Jessalyn/withaj/snickerz

Tozer Arthur - MargaretElliott

Tozer Benjamin - Actuallyjessica/Mizandry/Jatalie1996

Tozer Benjamin Jesus - WhyNotJulie

Tozer Calvin - SorenaJ/Stormy/WhyNotJulie

Tozer Isaiah- HarleyQuinn

Tozer Martin - Incognito22

Ulysses Tozer - Stormy

Ulysses Wyatt - habert

Von Zinzedndorf Calvin- General Jinjur

Washer Calvin- TuringMachine

Wilberforce - jqlgoblue

Wilberforce Josiah - Nicole Jinger Duggar

Wilberforce Knox – MargaretElliott

Wycliffe Calvin- pamplemousse

 

Girls:

Allison – fluffernutter

Azubah Esther- General Jinjur

Benoni Grace - Kira

Blessed Faith - MoonFace

Bodhi-Bob Tozer Elias – GotCaughtDancing

Charlotte Anne- Sydney Fox

Charlotte Hope - HRM1216

Corrie Tenboom- Swamptribe

Daisy Conway - hasunah

Dorcas - Dubiousclaire

Ephratah - habert

Faith Michelle- tabitha2

Felicity Grace- ChunkyBarbie

Galilee – JermajestyDuggar

Galilee Faith (Lily)- twoanddone

Girl-with-a-huge-bow- Karma

Grace Nicole- Vineheart137

Guinndolyn- Yaoichan12

Hammolekheth- Iamtheway

Haphzibah Ivankah- HarryPotterFan

Heart - sansan

Heaven Pleasure- nst

Hope Michelle - Carm_88

Inheritance Grace- singsingsing

Isla-calimojo

Jessa Jr- Jinder Roles

Judith Esther- VixenToast

Katherine - fluffernutter

Kumbaya – Moonface

Lottie Moon- AlwaysExcited

Lydia Rose- meee

Majesatic Pearl- Pandora Spocks

Mariah Nicole - Wenny

Nature theme - epic fail

Nevaeh Grace - Bad Wolf

Novalee-Grace Carmichael - MargaretElliott

Obscure Religious -

Old-fashioned - MargaretElliott

Olivia Grace – Kira

Paris- Snickerz

Penelope Guinn (PenGuinn) - Dandruff/who else said this last thread???

Prudynce Crystal- Jiraffe

Pink – jqlgoblue

Psalm Lottie- TuringMachine

Prime Snarking Material

Prudence - Fundie Bunny

Reasonably Normal (Unusual Spelling)- Kangaroo

Sandra- eveandadam

Sarah Elizabeth- meee

Selah – SportsGalAnnie

Selah Gwyn- pamplemousse

Selah Michelle – QuiverFullofBooks

Selah Tozer- AnnaRuk09

Shoshana Guinn/Susannah Guinn- Captain Obvious

Siloam- eveandadam

Slessor Carmichael - Mizandry

Slessor Haseltine - Joyleaf

Sophia Nicole- Nashville92

Sybille Michelle- freejoy

Temperance Faith- ChunkyBarbie

Virtue Name - ScorpiusMalfoy/Jiraffe/Carm_88/

Zipporah/Tsipporah - Wenny

 

Unisex Names

Prime Snarking Material – VelociRapture

Dever Dunlop (?)

Magnet (?)

 

Weight/Length:

Weight: 

4 kilos (8 pounds 13 ounces)- elliha

6lbs – Pasta

7lbs 5 oz-tabitha2

7lbs 6oz – ViolaSebastian

7lbs 8oz- season of life

7lbs 10oz- Helena Handbaket

7lbs 11oz - HRM1216

8lbs - nst/habert/goldengrove

8lbs 3oz- Jinder Roles

8lbs 5oz- Captain Obvious

8lbs 6oz - Wenny

8lbs 7oz - Nicole Jinger Duggar/Incognito22

8lbs 8oz - Bad Wolf/

8lbs 10oz - Bugaboo/Nashville92

8lbs 13oz - Screamapillar

8lbs 14oz - VixenToast

8lbs 15oz – GotCaughtDancing/pamplemousse

9lbs- General Jinjur/singsingsing

9lbs 1oz- JermajestyDuggar

9lbs 2oz- MotherofDragons

9lbs 4oz - 3arrowsandnotcounting

9lbs 7oz - actuallyjessica

9lbs 8oz – SassyPants/AnnaRuk09

9lbs 12oz – Stormy/meee

9lbs+ -snickerz

10lbs - eveandadam/19kittens/HarleyQuinn

10lbs 3oz - sndral

Bigger than Spurgeon- Kangaroo

Smaller than Spurgeon- calimojo

 

Length:

19.5 in - HRM1216

20in - Bugaboo/Wenny/tabitha2

21in - VixenToast/actuallyjessica/singsingsing

21.5 in- pamplemousse

22in - Incognito22

 

And here we are again! Birth pool, get your birth pool!  I feel like we have been waiting for little Seemonkey, and I mean really waiting for little Seemonkey, for a while now. 

[Gobsmacked]

2 hours ago, Angelic83 said:

Come on Jessa, still no baby? I been not on here all weekend and thought ah Jessa probally had her baby by now. But nope. And the thread is also on the slow with the drifting. But it is drifting

My birthday is 219th in popularity but the conceiving date is more interesting. It is just the day after my sisters first birthday

I discovered that my brother was conceived around my first birthday! My sister conceived around my third birthday!!   August in the 60s must have been very quiet. Not much else going on!!

[Dandruff]

1 hour ago, tabitha2 said:

If it is any consolation If the child is a girl I feel they will give her the name if some noted female missionary or preacher and honestly most of those are normal, even pretty,if old fashioned names. Unless they go with Gladys or Mildred

Mildred Spurgeonette Seewald

[Jiraffe]

1 hour ago, Iamtheway said:

I wanted to play too and to come up with a name I googled Jessas name for Jordyn: Makiya. I came up with a british professor of Islamic and Middle Eastern Studies and this definition from the urban dictionary:

”A bad bitch who is just simply fine usually lightskinned an loud,sometimes shy but don't piss her off because she will beat you down”

I'm just going to take a wild guess and say Jessa didn't google it. 

I feel like this could suit Jordyn though. She didn't say a word, but she looked like she was fixin' for a beat down in that birthday video with Michelle!

[apiscue]

Benjamina Faith/Grace Seewald ( clancyna for jessa).

I think is a boy.

[JermajestyDuggar]

Push that baby out by midnight Jessa! I don't like losing! 

Ive been thinking about them possibly using Jessa's middle name for either child. 

Calvin Laurence for a boy.

Galilee Lauren for a girl.  <-- ok that's a mouthful....

[nst]

Come on Jessa - bring it 

Snowstorm on my end - massive which is hardly ever 

so Bring it 

14 hours ago, VeryNikeSeamstress said:

This goes back to the previous thread, but somebody suggested Heaven Pleasure for a girl. I just spent a good chunk of my weekend at a sexy trade show, and all I can thing about when I hear that is personal lubricant, or some kind of a feathery body tickler.

Tozer isaiah is a good bet for a boy. It sounds like it could be a Christian rapper name. I still immediately think Hoser when I hear Tozer- a sure sign that I'm Canadian, eh?

Ezekiel Wilberforce could be another option for a boy. It's a mouthful and a half, and about as ridiculous Spurgeon. Possibly even worse, because at least Spurgeon has a somewhat normal middle name.

When Spurgeon defects and changes his name to Elliot, I wonder if he'll ever phone home.

that was me - and nicknamed Heavy 

your weekend sounds better than mine - car stuck in the snow out and home 

 

6 hours ago, Dandruff said:

I hope Jessa has a competent doctor and goes to a hospital in a timely manner.

There would have to be drama though, because of TLC's investment in the child; e.g., car is in the shop or out of gas or won't start for some other reason, Ben is having an allergy attack, Spurgeon needs a meal and a diaper change, Flame is on the phone and says it's important, the doctor's called out of town due to a family emergency, Michelle is rushing over but gets surrounded by fans at a convenience store, Jill is having a nervous breakdown and needs Jessa to pray with her, etc.

you made me laugh my rootbear out of my nose

Doctor = what doctor. we get the midwife with the blood 

Flame called and wants Ben to open for him next summer doing a reading of the bible 

who is up for that...? 

Who are these fans of Michelle's - SP I knew it 

Jill heard a bat above her head 

6 hours ago, Carm_88 said:

According to Facebook, Guinn and company are at home. I don't know where they were before that but it seems that as of now, they are home. Things that make you go hmmmm...

and of course they shared that they are at home 

not suspicious at all  

 

[karen77]

2 hours ago, WhyNotJulie said:

I hope they give Baby Seewald #2 at least a semi-reasonable name. I'd like to feel an emotion other than pity when looking at at least one of these children.

It doesn't matter how objectively cute Spurgeon is, all I feel when I hear someone say his name is pity.

Spurgeon. Spurgey. EUGH. Christ.

I have this with my niece's name...just ugh.

[mango_fandango]

Maybe when he's older he can go by his middle name. Like how Lawson and Nathan Bates use their middle names- apparently their first names are William and Kenneth.

[Rachel333]

2 hours ago, Iamtheway said:

Ok. Here we go. 

I think the baby will be born on the 8th. 

It will be a girl and she will be cute as a button and a real handfull. Nowhere near as easy going as Spurge.

They will give her a weird biblical name. And to come up with one I have browsed random biblical names on wikipedia and found Hammoleketh. Hammie for short so it can be confused with Hannie. 

They probably want like that one as it apparently means ”she who reigns” but I reckon it will be a name in the same style and I don't want to spend more time browsing so I'm sticking with it.

I think my favorite weird female Biblical name is Keren-happuch.  For some reason that name hasn't been as popular as the names of Keren-happuch's sisters, Keziah and Jemima.

(I actually kind of hate that part of the book of Job. God lets Satan kill all Job's children at the beginning of the book but then at the end God gives Job new, pretty children so it's all good. But what about the kids who are still dead?!)

[Glasgowghirl]

1 hour ago, snickerz said:

If Jessa's hymn post is a hint, the name Wesley is now in the running.

At least that is an actual name. 

[tabitha2]

Well it was biblical times.... you hoped your  kids lived till next week. He got a new batch so he was probably satisfied.  More importantly God gave Job  all these nasty skin diseases but it never stated he actually cured him. 

 

[SportsgalAnnie]

2 hours ago, snickerz said:

If Jessa's hymn post is a hint, the name Wesley is now in the running.

They would hate Methodism : the slogan is "Open hearts, Open Minds Open Doors"

[Carm_88]

9 minutes ago, tabitha2 said:

Well it was biblical times.... you hoped your  kids lived till next week. He got a new batch so he was probably satisfied.  More importantly God gave Job  all these nasty skin diseases but it never stated he actually cured him. 

 

Jeez with all the smiting, I think you'd be happy if everyone survived an hour. 

[Chickenbutt]

@Carm_88 (tagging thingie not working again) I gotta say, you are a rock star!

[Daisy0322]

I'm betting on a combo of TLC timeline skewing and JessaBlessa good luck and saying a little girl will be born Valentine's Day.  As for a name I'm guessing jinger or whatever jingers middle name is will be the middle name and the first name will be a trendy values name (with a Y thrown in randomly) like Grayce, Fayith, Chaysity, Trynadee, etc.

[Stormy]

I know due dates are an approximation, but how bad is it to have a baby that's a few weeks overdue? Up to a week shouldn't be a big deal, but is it possible for her to deliver a Valentine's Day baby with little or no complications? I'm even kinda hoping I'm wrong about my February 10th prediction.

[nst]

what happens tomorrow night when they announce it on the show and she still hasn't had it