great purity ball spoof/mock/horror

[doggie]

great little spoof on such a lame christian idea.

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[Peas n carrots]

HOW do these grown men NOT see anything remotely creepy about purity balls??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[cindyluvs24]

Lol. " keep the pork sword out of her sugar bowl"

"If you can't $&@"! Your daughter, then no one else can either."

We need to give this guy some sort of FJ award. He gets it.

[docmom]

It's not creepy if Jesus tells you to do it

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[blisterine]

...but they kept pure before the ball and only held hands. This is their FIRST KISS!

[itsnotmeitsu]

I wonder what these men would do if they saw that video.

[doggie]

I wonder what these men would do if they saw that video.

blow a few gaskets and then Jesus. Though this is sure not in the bible.

[DGayle]

I'm sharing this far and wide. That man definitely needs an award for making me laugh, then feel bad, because he's only telling the truth. How sad that the truth sounds like satire.

[artdecades]

the "if you can't fuck your daughter than nobody can" part is pretty damn accurate, so much that it makes me queasy to think about what really goes on in these men's minds

[FloraKitty35]

I subscribe to Cult of Dusty's You Tube channel. His version of "The Bible" miniseries is funny too.

[ariel9]

Great video, keeping your daughters vag pure of balls. :clap:

[smittykins]

Great video, keeping your daughters vag pure of balls. :clap:

With Vagi-Seal! :lol:

[DGayle]

If boys has purity balls, would they black them purity honey pots?

[nomoxian]

If boys has purity balls, would they black them purity honey pots?

Everyone knows men are strong and stradfast. It's the females, with their puny little brains and pretty bodies and basing everything off of emotion instead of intellect who need the help of The Headship.