well move to astrailia then and hurry up.

[doggie]

Not only do we have a female, atheist, living-in-sin, labor Prime Minister.

We got a female Governor General, who is the representative of our queen, Queen Elizabeth 11.

Not quite as significant but my church minister is female and all the doctors that work at the medical practice my family attend are female.

How would our favourite fundy-headships cope with all the female authority?

cower in a corner and pray for you.

[rock_girl]

Lol, I love the way these people say "I'm moving to ____" without any thought for whether or not the country of their choice would even accept them. I can't speak for other members of the Commonwealth, but Australia has fairly stringent requirements for would be immigrants.

Christ, like we want the dregs from the US. We've got enough trash here already.

[doggie]

Lol, I love the way these people say "I'm moving to ____" without any thought for whether or not the country of their choice would even accept them. I can't speak for other members of the Commonwealth, but Australia has fairly stringent requirements for would be immigrants.

Christ, like we want the dregs from the US. We've got enough trash here already.

just take them out in the bush and leave them for god. Then if they live they can truly claim god provides.

[rock_girl]

just take them out in the bush and leave them for god. Then if they live they can truly claim god provides.

Better to leave them out in the dessert. Drop 'em in the great sandy and let's see what their god can do about those 48 degree temps.

[doggie]

Better to leave them out in the dessert. Drop 'em in the great sandy and let's see what their god can do about those 48 degree temps.

then again fundies cause massive pollution and can kill the wildlife if the animals eat the corpses. Fundies should be declared hazardous waste they pollute everything around them.

[quaterofaquiver]

Canada/Great Britain/Australia/etc are not the 51st, 52nd and so forth states of the USA. They're sovereign nations with immigration policies and the ability to choose who they accept as long term residents/citizens.

As an American, I'm pretty sure most of the people I've heard talking about moving to any of these countries in the last few days don't really understand this fact.

Took the words out of my mouth!

We also have Gay Ministers and Rev's in certain churches

Oh and in most states we can also purchase the morning after pill over the counter with no doctor.

Please keep ur fundies this country can't afford to pay out $5000 (baby bonus) per year for 20 years to them all!

[Convicted Blossom]

I think an important matter has been missed here: we also take no shit in Australia. :)

[Deleted07]

Smuggar put up a post about liberals moving to Canada on IG last week. I asked him where he was going to go when Romney lost, and suggested Iran as a #ConservativeHaven. No reply :?

This one really paints the picture for me -

They essentially want this, only under their Christian religion! :?

[lilah]

During the dubya years I'd joke about moving to Canada. My dad is a former Canadian citizen so it might give me a tiny leg up.

Jokes aside, I have no idea what country would be a paradise for conservatives, most developed nations are far more socialist/atheistic than then US. I suppose they could move to a south american country that is deeply catholic and bas abortion and homosexuality but most conservatives are Protestant.

[ElphabaGalinda]

I can understand why someone would want to move to Canada/the UK/Australia if Romney won, that makes sense. But if any social conservative wants to, I've got to assume they're an idiot. What they're really looking for is somewhere like Saudi Arabia or Iran only Christian. The funniest is I saw someone complaining about Obamacare and gay marriage passing in 3 states and saying they'll move to Canada (land of the totally universal healthcare where our taxes pay for everything and you can get gay married everywhere in the country). That person has obviously never googled Canada. It's funnier when they give a specific reason why they're moving and that country has exactly what they say they want to get away from only better (worse in their eyes). They obviously can't even Google the country they say they want to go to.

[Deleted03]

Well they won't like Iran, abortion is legal if the life of the mother is at risk or if the child to be would suffer greatly from abnormalities.

Btw, Islam says that foetuses become ensouled around the 4th month of gestation. Again, they won't like it.

[darareaksmey]

For some reason, Costa Rica is the proposed new homeland of choice for the indignant loser Republicans I know. Anyone know their feelings on socialized medicine, gay rights, etc?

[urban teacher]

If I as an educated person, not School of Dining table, am having problems getting certified by Australia to teach, how do fundies expect to get in? Charm, wit? The process I'm going through is rigorous and long as it should be. But Australia can use special education teachers, I hope, not idiots!

[lilwriter85]

For some reason, Costa Rica is the proposed new homeland of choice for the indignant loser Republicans I know. Anyone know their feelings on socialized medicine, gay rights, etc?

Someone here in another thread said that Costa Rica has universal healthcare.

[Wolfie]

For some reason, Costa Rica is the proposed new homeland of choice for the indignant loser Republicans I know. Anyone know their feelings on socialized medicine, gay rights, etc?

Well, that's where the Dixons went, so there must be somebody somewhere who is pushing it. No idea on the social aspects of the country, though.

[shesinsane]

For those of you wondering about logistics and Americans looking to move elsewhere without a thought to the other country's immigration rules, you're forgetting one thing: these are Christian Americans, the most wonderful chosen people on Earth. What country would hesistate to grant them full citizenship after they exit the airplane? [ /sarcasm]

[0KidsAndHappy]

For some reason, Costa Rica is the proposed new homeland of choice for the indignant loser Republicans I know. Anyone know their feelings on socialized medicine, gay rights, etc?

The countries people on my Facebook have decided they will be moving to: Costa Rica, Canada, Australia, Italy, Germany. I've already submitted one girl's stupid rant to the White People Mourning Romney Tumblr.

[snarktastic]

For those of you wondering about logistics and Americans looking to move elsewhere without a thought to the other country's immigration rules, you're forgetting one thing: these are Christian Americans, the most wonderful chosen people on Earth. What country would hesistate to grant them full citizenship after they exit the airplane? [ /sarcasm]

Doh, silly me. I forgot that clause in our immigration laws. And there I've been slaving away to get work permits for our American managers to come and work here, proving they have science Phds and MBAs and whathaveyou. I forgot the Christian-fairy-dust loophole.

[snarktastic]

LMAO - Anyone else now getting banner ads for immigration services to move to Canada?

[Miggy]

Dear Romney-fan-potential-immigrants,

A requirement in moving to Australia is you must learn to speak "Strine" and learn to spell correctly. SOTDRT may have given you a wonderful education in the use of American-English but we value our own Australian-English and insist you use it.

1) There will be no use of y'all. This is not a word. It may possibly be what cats do but that is usually spelt yowl.

2) You must now refer to your female parent as Mummy not Mommy.

3) Peppers are now to be called Capsicums.

4) Word endings must change. "er" will become "re" in words such as litre, metre, etc. "or" will become "our" in words such as endeavour, colour, etc.

5) When speaking Strine, we often drop the endings off words and sometimes the beginnings too. Hence, Australia becomes Straya, Australian becomes Strine, etc. This does not make it acceptable to use G'day Mate. The use of "G'day" makes you a bogan and you will be sent to the north of the country to swim with the Salties and/or the Box Jellies. If words in this sentence do not make sense to you, you have already disqualified yourself from immigration.

6) Be aware there are no imperial measurements here, only metric. Get ready for a life of kilometres, metres, centimetres, litres, millilitres, hectares, etc.

*Not all Australians speak Strine. There is a small but significant population who speak other languages such as, in my area, Wiradjuri. While immigrants may choose to learn any or all (haha) of these languages, they must still learn to communicate in Strine.

Yours Sincerely,

The Citizens of the Commonwealth of Australia.

[Witsec7]

The countries people on my Facebook have decided they will be moving to: Costa Rica, Canada, Australia, Italy, Germany. I've already submitted one girl's stupid rant to the White People Mourning Romney Tumblr.

I used to vacation there. No standing Army. No Navy. Lots of expats, big retired bunch of sunbirds from the US and the Scandahoovian lands. Retirees drink and smoke and surf or do art or play bridge. Ya can't swing a cat without hitting a frumper in some places due to all the 'missionaries'. High amounts of poverty among the citizens who can't make money off the expats. Some very good dentists and fair prices, it's a dental vacation destination.

[luckystone]

And for further clarification - homeskooled second-hand car salesmen do not fulfil our immigration critieria. It's university graduates, absolutely base minimum.

You are joking, right?

[YPestis]

I think all this talk about immigrating is a symptom of a larger problem. We have become so politically polarized that election of the "other guy" has become an emotional crisis. Really? I doubt Obama is going to usher in the gestapo. Yes, health care reform will bring changes. Yes, we have a financial crisis which needs to be dealt with. Yes, we have crisis in the mideast that requires attention. However, I doubt four years of either Romney or Obama would be so bad it necessitates leaving the country!

I am a left leaning voter. However, I would not have cried or threatened to move to Canada if Romney was elected. Romney was a republican governor in MA, one most liberal states in the Union. I figure if he can get elected there, he's capable of having moderate policies and working across the aisle, his conservative Mormon faith notwithstanding. I'm fine with Obama as prez, and happy he gets a second term, but I wouldn't decry the end of the world if Romney won either. I think people who cry and pout and want to immigrate after their person lose an election have bigger issues to deal with. Namely, they need to brush up on their civics lesson (no, it's no cheating if the candidate won the electoral and popular vote) and need to learn to lose gracefully. Our political process requires that someone always loses. It's not a democracy if Everyone Wins! Just be glad we live in a country with a stable, democratic system which forces our political party to change with the times. I hope the GOP realizes that Karl Roves' strategy of appealing to their base is no longer a usable model. I never liked that idea, as I think it ignores the 2/3rd of the country which disagrees with said base, but now, it's becoming obvious that the GOP can no longer survive by appealing to an ever smaller base.

[Beammeup]

I used to vacation there. No standing Army. No Navy. Lots of expats, big retired bunch of sunbirds from the US and the Scandahoovian lands. Retirees drink and smoke and surf or do art or play bridge. Ya can't swing a cat without hitting a frumper in some places due to all the 'missionaries'. High amounts of poverty among the citizens who can't make money off the expats. Some very good dentists and fair prices, it's a dental vacation destination.

Rush "My addiction is acceptable but yours is not" Limbaugh threatened to move to Costa Rica if ObamaCare passed. Sadly he failed to follow through on that threat. I've offered to help him pack, but no answer. Maybe that's why the nutcases are threatening to go there.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/0 ... ef=twitter

There currently are petitions running to secede Texas and Louisiana from the Union. Texas could go buh bye except for all the chaos that would cause in air travel. Can you imagine having to clear customs twice in a day to change planes in Dallas? Louisiana will come crawling back the next time a tropical storm hits, never mind a hurricane.

[JesusFightClub]

Dear petted lip Republicans.

Scotland welcomes immigration and immigrants generally (declining population), plus we like them - they generally make a contribution to our society. Examples of this are Humza Yousaf whose parents immigrated IIRC. He's our Minister for International Development. And Aamer Anwar, a well known human rights lawyer here (he emigrated from England and came here to learn Scots law, which is different from English).

However, don't come here. We like immigrants. We don't like complete bell-ends who strut around thinking they're right constantly and everyone else should fit into the reddest of red-state US norms.

JFC