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John Shrader Pt 10 - God's Glutton's Greatest Grifts

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4 hours ago, formergothardite said:

Any of us still friends with John and can give us an idea what he is up to? I really hate not being able to keep up with his adventures in being a terrible missionary. 

He hasn't posted anything since "pray for satan's attacks", except the news that they've received another request for a church plant nearby (as an aside, wasn't he NOT going to build churches in Zambia??). I'm not sure if that was posted before he went private or not.

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Cackling at the "wicked lewd women" and Shrader's belief that computer-generated spambots were invented to persecute him specifically. Now, I wonder why the concept of someone using Facebook to scam people out of their money is sooo alien to him?

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So he wants people's prayers, he wants their money, but he doesn't want those praying and paying to ask any questions at all... all hail the faultless logic of the great Christian  pastor impersonator ...(impastornator?)

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2 hours ago, BlessingsVonFundiePants said:

So he wants people's prayers, he wants their money, but he doesn't want those praying and paying to ask any questions at all... all hail the faultless logic of the great Christian  pastor impersonator ...(impastornator?)

John only likes the right kind of questions, such as "what is your favorite flavor of beef jerky?" and "how much money do you need for another car?"

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On 18/02/2017 at 3:32 PM, Petronella said:

Lurky, your internet common sense "basic steps" make me giggle. My basic steps include "don't masturbate on camera" rather than verifying that the stranger for whom I'm about to masturbate on camera is not a... CGI creation? Is that what the writing a basic phrase thing is about? Do explain! I'm ready to learn :-)

Hahahahahahaha, yes!  But, you know, some people like that sort of thing!

So, the blackmail thing that was warned about here would have people starting sexy chat, then the "woman" would ask the man to get onto skype/facetime, but instead of showing themselves, they'd stream a video of porn, or some camgirl footage, so the guy thinks they're real.   I guess it's easier for police to give "how to have safe online sexytimes" advice rather than "don't do it"!  :-)

So the advice from the police was a) remember anyone can video you at any time, and b. if you want to talk to someone on sype etc, get them to go on camera, and ask them to do something specific - like "write X on a piece of paper for me" - so you know it's a real person, not someone streaming things.  It's standard anti-catfish 101 - you don't have to go that far, just asking people Qs with unique answers etc.  But of course, that doesn't mean it's not a blackmailer, so always be very careful with who to have sexytimes with!

More:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38150192/tips-on-how-to-deal-with-webcam-blackmail-or-sextortion-if-youre-a-victim

http://www.nationalcrimeagency.gov.uk/crime-threats/kidnap-and-extortion/sextortion

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4 hours ago, Lurky said:

 I guess it's easier for police to give "how to have safe online sexytimes" advice rather than "don't do it"!  :-)

"Don't do it," is the least effective advice law enforcement can give anyone, on any subject. Harm reduction is the clear way to go, because people are going to do it anyway. And really aren't wrong to do so, as long as everyone is a consenting adult.

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On February 15, 2017 at 11:40 PM, Tim-Tom Biblethumper said:

A little late checking in with John, but he blocked me too!  I merely 'liked' the 3 posts that called him on his shit.  
He's as bad as the Naugs (where I was also blocked for merely liking a "troll" post over a year ago). 
Kinda bummed...  John's whining & ineptitude were a weekly highlight for me.  :pb_sad: 

I'm blocked too and I only "liked" those comments :( 

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Alright those of you who aren't blocked need to stay calm and not like any sensible comment...or make any. 

How will the rest of us cope without his idiocy and complete disaster of a mission falling apart if we can't enjoy it?

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1 hour ago, Gobsmacked said:

Any news unblocked folk?

he's locked it all down...the only thing i can see is two posts, one from 2015 and one from 2013, i can also see his friends list. that's it. please don't make me friend him :my_confused:

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Agreed.  He's gone private.  I've never gone to his FB, so no reason to block me.  I can't see a thing beyond what MayMay mentioned above.  

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he'll be back...he won't want to deprive new readers of his amazing gifts

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5 minutes ago, MayMay1123 said:

he'll be back...he won't want to deprive new readers of his amazing gifts

Exactly. And he can't be persecuted on Facebook if nobody can get to him. Then who can he blame?

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Well, poop!  I take a couple of weeks off and John locks down his FB.  Again!  He's done this before (and swiffered incriminating evidence) but has come back eventually.  FB is such a good fundraising method.

@anjulibai, Esther has access to the John Esther Shrader Facebook because she is keeping him accountable.  John seems to struggle with temptation when it comes to FB spam attacks by Lewd women.

On 2/18/2017 at 11:21 AM, Howl said:

If it weren't always about John, he might be writing, for example, a thoughtful post about how to resist internet porn temptation. 

So, this comes to mind.  Esther is from ATI/IBLP royalty, or at least serious Gothard leg humping parents, right?  How did she end up married to a plain old Baptist like John?    

 

You nailed it.  The problem is that he has no idea how to do that.

We tend to define IBLP "royalty" very loosely here but  I don't think the Kellers were ever IBLP royalty just rank and file ATI cannon fodder.  We only ever noticed them when Josh married Anna.  Back when John and Esther courted they were probably complete nonentities within IBLP - and as @formergothardite said, the Shraders had some IBLP links themselves.

I tend to think of IBLP royalty as those families that work for IBLP HQ: the likes of Levendusky, Paine and Bates obviously, and the Staddons and Wallers are closer to the top echelon than Duggar or Keller.

On 2/17/2017 at 0:16 PM, amandaaries said:

I'm kind of hopeful that if he's able to go online so much, some of his converts or community members decided to Google him and find out more.  With any luck, they'll stumble across FJ  and find a wealth of information about John and his bungled, badly managed adventures. 

Interesting to see how afraid John is that people might discover the truth: he was a failure at home and could not provide for his enormous family.  He relies on handouts and "love donations" to fund his follies.  He has a fleet of vehicles, a plane he'll never use, no understanding of community (one doesn't dig a well to destroy the neighbor's business, nor does one enter into large-scale chicken farming to decimate the local market, if one wants to be a good neighbor).  He writes at length about himself, but barely asks for prayers when his wife is in labor or his children are sick.  He only works on his own projects and never helps others (unless it's to garner confidential information which he can then splash all over his FB page--even then, "helps" might not be the right word). He's selfish, gluttonous, prideful, stubborn, and unwilling or unable to view and love those around him as real people.

At least in The Poisonwood Bible, the preacher didn't despise birth control and urge his congregants to engage in dangerous overpopulation projects, swearing every sperm is sacred (my thanks to Monty Python).  When Poisonwood Bible comparisons are appropriate for one's mission, things have gone more than awry...and it's not Satan's work.  In fact, if one were to believe in a divine Creator, it might just be a message from above. 

:clap: Excellent overall description of John Shrader.  Brava!

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My feeling is that John keeps an eye on FJ. He will be swithering now as to his next move. Unblock himself and have us ungodly hussies telling it as it is, or keep that tiny little light shining under his great big bum. Oops sorry, bushel.

How can he tell the world all about his next ailment, grift, diet etc without unblocking.

What is a boy to do? :2wankers:

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1 hour ago, MayMay1123 said:

he'll be back...he won't want to deprive new readers of his amazing gifts grifts.

FTFY. :)

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Well I don't have sexy internet strangers trying to friend me. Never, not once. What am I doing wrong?

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1 hour ago, Grimalkin said:

Well I don't have sexy internet strangers trying to friend me. Never, not once. What am I doing wrong?

Satan is not out to get you. Duh. 

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12 minutes ago, Milly-Molly-Mandy said:

Satan is not out to get you. Duh. 

     Is it because I'm already a lewd, nasty woman, or because I'm so good he can't be bothered?

      Satan works in mysterious ways! 

John sure seems to know a lot about him though.

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16 hours ago, Grimalkin said:

Well I don't have sexy internet strangers trying to friend me. Never, not once. What am I doing wrong?

Could it be that you are not being targeted by that type of "advertisement" because you don't visit websites that are suspicious? 

Perhaps John is unaware that your computer watches which websites you visit and the information is used to target you with things you might find interesting. 

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6 minutes ago, Inky said:

Perhaps John is unaware that your computer watches which websites you visit and the information is used to target you with things you might find interesting.

I'm sure if John visited a website like, say, Ashley Madison, it was purely for godly research purposes.  :angelic-cyan:

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John says that before he had to "biblically discipline" and "purge the leaven" from his church, they were seeing about 30 in attendance. Plus people in the community were saying VERY NEGATIVE things about his church. But now he had 40+ adults (around 75 including kids) attend his service!

Numbers don't mean anything. But his numbers were YUGE. And the new visitors are testifying to the community about the pure word of God at John's church. The conviction is evident! Much like it was for the former members, I'm sure, until they were excommunicated :pb_confused: Sunrise, sunset.

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1 hour ago, CTRLZero said:

I'm sure if John visited a website like, say, Ashley Madison, it was purely for godly research purposes.  :angelic-cyan:

"snort" no doubt. Strange that I have never had ladies proposition me on my facebook either. 

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