Fundy Double-Entendre Moments

[Knight of Ni]

"True forgiveness is swallowing when you want to spit."

Saw this on a website for funny church signs

[moreorlessnu]

Now THAT'S funny!

[klavierspieler]

How about the song "He Touched Me" by Bill Gaither? There's nothing quite like watching someone up on the platform singing these lyrics with a rapturous look on their face:

He touched me, ooohhh, he touched me

And ooooohhhh, the joy that floods my soul

Something happened and now I know

He touched me and it made me whole.

I can't even think about it and keep a straight face anymore. :)

[No Fun My Babe]

Fundies should incorporate some Type O in their repertoires.

She'd like to know God.

Love God.

Feel her God

Inside of her, deep inside of her.

I couldn't get that song out of my head while reading all of these.

[nolongerIFBx]

"Grace is flowing like a river". I had a friend named Grace who really hated that song!

[Visionoyahweh]

"Omnipotent finger of love" should be a name for a giant dildo, if it isn't already. I'd buy one.

*Ahem*

[nomi]

Ha! My friend is the one who took that picture and I took it off her facebook and submitted it to failblog.com

and here's the picture of the sign a week later

[Glass Cowcatcher]

Fundy aunt and uncle sent out a newsletter the other day that said "God is the Interior Decorator of the Soul." Fabulous!

[Elphaba]

The banana video had me crying tears of laughter.

"BEHOLD THE ATHEIST'S NIGHTMARE!!!"

"Hehehehe that's what HE said..."