Maxwell ISB

[Guest Anonymous]

On what planet is referring to a cows teats offensive?

Planet Steve, of course.

[Lostie]

Planet Steve, of course.

Maybe we should open a restaurant and call it that. All the waiters/waitresses will be joyless and dressed in their best fundie outfits and we'll serve bland food.

[Guest Anonymous]

Maybe we should open a restaurant and call it that. All the waiters/waitresses will be joyless and dressed in their best fundie outfits and we'll serve bland food.

Besides dressing the waitstaff in frumpers, we could have a burrito special on Sundays. And Pepsi will be strictly forbidden, to keep customers from turning it into an idol.

[Guest Anonymous]

:lol: John Hugh, that was a fab effort! I did wonder if William D. was an FJer but could see nothing comical enough for it to be you. I LOVE that Steve removed 'teat' from your comment.... :mrgreen:

[uber frau]

Besides dressing the waitstaff in frumpers, we could have a burrito special on Sundays. And Pepsi will be strictly forbidden, to keep customers from turning it into an idol.

And no cake. Just two animal crackers each.

[divadivine]

And no cake. Just two animal crackers each.

And if you argue with your sibling, you get to sit in the van and eat Wheat Thins.

[johnhugh]

And the 64$ question answer....

"The boys are working.

Steve"

Thanks to Sue Ella (Ewing was deleted)