Upcoming Babies 22: Every Sperm Is Scared

[Bethella]

Continuing on from:

Last Updated 14 April 2022

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Edited April 14 by Bethella
Updating the list

[WannabeHistorian]

Tori Roloff is pregnant again. Due in the spring. 

[Italiangirl]

Love the new thread title

[TuringMachine]

7 hours ago, WannabeHistorian said:

Tori Roloff is pregnant again. Due in the spring. 

So 3 out of 4 Roloff couples were pregnant at the same time. Disappointing Zach and Tori are still planning on doing their TLC show. You'd think after every thing Jacob went through they wouldn't want to do that to their children. At least they're not in a cult I guess.

[BabiesForBucks]

Coming out of lurkdom just to point out that upcoming babies 17 had the same title. But then again our fundies keep procreating so steadily that watching them do so can feel like Groundhog Day.

Buzzkill out ;-)

[Hazelbunny]

I thought the title seemed familiar..... but then the fundies keep repeating names - why shouldn't we? 

[BabiesForBucks]

I'm not saying we shouldn't, but it's fun to think of new titles.

[Hazelbunny]

I remember that particular title because I read it as "Every sperm is scared" then and thought - yeah sounds about right! 

[Bluebirdbluebell]

5 hours ago, Hazelbunny said:

I thought the title seemed familiar..... but then the fundies keep repeating names - why shouldn't we? 

It's from Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

[WannabeHistorian]

8 hours ago, TuringMachine said:

So 3 out of 4 Roloff couples were pregnant at the same time. Disappointing Zach and Tori are still planning on doing their TLC show. You'd think after every thing Jacob went through they wouldn't want to do that to their children. At least they're not in a cult I guess.

If Tori hadn't had a miscarriage there'd be three Roloff grandkids born this fall/winter. (I am in no way snarking on her for this. Miscarriages of wanted pregnancies are always devastating.)

[JermajestyDuggar]

Franicia White is pregnant and due this summer with #10. I’m sure it won’t have a name like Heistheway. She’s gone mainstream with her names now that she got Heistheway out of her system 😒

[Smee]

On 11/20/2021 at 5:56 AM, Hazelbunny said:

I remember that particular title because I read it as "Every sperm is scared" then and thought - yeah sounds about right! 

Can we change the title to this? Lol. Scared sperm swimming sanctimoniously towards endogamous eggs 😛

[Bethella]

3 hours ago, Smee said:

Can we change the title to this?

Done!

[Hazelbunny]

Oh my gosh!!! I inspired a thread title!!  Thank you!!

Edited November 21, 2021 by Hazelbunny
Can't get the picture the way I want it... too big...

[Bluebirdbluebell]

Given the Bates boy obsession, I suggest "Bring forth men-children only" as a future thread title. It's a quote from Shakespeare.

[Hortense Peyrac]

Carlin Stewart reveals that she's expecting a boy... by Instagram

[SHERA]

On 11/20/2021 at 7:11 PM, JermajestyDuggar said:

Franicia White is pregnant and due this summer with #10. I’m sure it won’t have a name like Heistheway. She’s gone mainstream with her names now that she got Heistheway out of her system 😒

How old is Heistheway now? She should be a teenager?

[hoipolloi]

1 hour ago, SHERA said:

How old is Heistheway now? She should be a teenager?

Based on this prior FJ discussion, Heistheway is in her late teens, maybe 17-18. 

[Bethella]

43 minutes ago, hoipolloi said:

Based on this prior FJ discussion, Heistheway is in her late teens, maybe 17-18. 

Yes, she turned 18 in August.

[Giraffe]

I will never not roll my eyes at the name Heistheway. 

[Hortense Peyrac]

Per her FB, Deborah (Smith) Hale is pregnant with her fourth and it's a girl.... 

[WannabeHistorian]

Ellissa Baird is having a girl.

[Hortense Peyrac]

According her FB, Katrina (Rebsch) Britton is expecting her 6th child...

[Hasunah2]

On 11/19/2021 at 7:13 PM, BabiesForBucks said:

Coming out of lurkdom just to point out that upcoming babies 17 had the same title. But then again our fundies keep procreating so steadily that watching them do so can feel like Groundhog Day.

Buzzkill out 😉

They also use the same names so it fits .

[JermajestyDuggar]

Ashley Hoover had Scarlet Jeanette Hoover on the 23rd.