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Bethella Ogling the Big White Baby

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TuringMachine Jesus is My Realtor

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7 hours ago, WannabeHistorian said:

Tori Roloff is pregnant again. Due in the spring. 

So 3 out of 4 Roloff couples were pregnant at the same time. Disappointing Zach and Tori are still planning on doing their TLC show. You'd think after every thing Jacob went through they wouldn't want to do that to their children. At least they're not in a cult I guess.

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Coming out of lurkdom just to point out that upcoming babies 17 had the same title. But then again our fundies keep procreating so steadily that watching them do so can feel like Groundhog Day.

Buzzkill out ;-)

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Hazelbunny Fifty Shades of Jesus

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I thought the title seemed familiar..... but then the fundies keep repeating names - why shouldn't we? 

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Hazelbunny Fifty Shades of Jesus

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I remember that particular title because I read it as "Every sperm is scared" then and thought - yeah sounds about right! :tw_lol:

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5 hours ago, Hazelbunny said:

I thought the title seemed familiar..... but then the fundies keep repeating names - why shouldn't we? 

It's from Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

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8 hours ago, TuringMachine said:

So 3 out of 4 Roloff couples were pregnant at the same time. Disappointing Zach and Tori are still planning on doing their TLC show. You'd think after every thing Jacob went through they wouldn't want to do that to their children. At least they're not in a cult I guess.

If Tori hadn't had a miscarriage there'd be three Roloff grandkids born this fall/winter. (I am in no way snarking on her for this. Miscarriages of wanted pregnancies are always devastating.)

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JermajestyDuggar Minister of Snark

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Franicia White is pregnant and due this summer with #10. I’m sure it won’t have a name like Heistheway. She’s gone mainstream with her names now that she got Heistheway out of her system 😒

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Smee More Modest Than Thou

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On 11/20/2021 at 5:56 AM, Hazelbunny said:

I remember that particular title because I read it as "Every sperm is scared" then and thought - yeah sounds about right! :tw_lol:

Can we change the title to this? Lol. Scared sperm swimming sanctimoniously towards endogamous eggs 😛

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Bethella Ogling the Big White Baby

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3 hours ago, Smee said:

Can we change the title to this?

Done!

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Hazelbunny Fifty Shades of Jesus

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Oh my gosh!!! I inspired a thread title!! :56247958af296_32(20)::dance: Thank you!!scared-sperm-illustration-vector-on-260nw-1844259253.jpg.362807bde40fe880c64f0df589981716.jpg

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SHERA Doula for Destiny

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On 11/20/2021 at 7:11 PM, JermajestyDuggar said:

Franicia White is pregnant and due this summer with #10. I’m sure it won’t have a name like Heistheway. She’s gone mainstream with her names now that she got Heistheway out of her system 😒

How old is Heistheway now? She should be a teenager?

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1 hour ago, SHERA said:

How old is Heistheway now? She should be a teenager?

Based on this prior FJ discussion, Heistheway is in her late teens, maybe 17-18. 

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43 minutes ago, hoipolloi said:

Based on this prior FJ discussion, Heistheway is in her late teens, maybe 17-18. 

Yes, she turned 18 in August.

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On 11/19/2021 at 7:13 PM, BabiesForBucks said:

Coming out of lurkdom just to point out that upcoming babies 17 had the same title. But then again our fundies keep procreating so steadily that watching them do so can feel like Groundhog Day.

Buzzkill out 😉

They also use the same names so it fits .

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