Snowmen encourage lust. True story.

[church_of_dog]

Well, damn. It is a thing... :D

From the article, the only part even funnier than "trail of frozen man-juice" :o

is the idea that he is recovering "with friends"... :? :?

[usmcmom]

With all the talk about "Frozen," I just can't help myself. This popped up during finals week last year; it was popular with all my young college friends on Facebook. I'll see myself to the prayer closet.

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[Grimalkin]

There's a hilarious Smurf-porn (that show was begging for it) made somewhere in Russia. The men are whistling the theme, and even their penises are painted blue. It's so bad that I've watched it a couple times to laugh. Seriously, watching truly bad porn is a good way to laugh your ass off. It's not at all erotic. It's just plain funny.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-most- ... s-rule-34/

http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-have-brai ... no-no-nos/

That spider porn write up was killing me I could not stop laughing. The panda porn was pretty funny. I wonder if Ken likes spider porn.

[Grimalkin]

With all the talk about "Frozen," I just can't help myself. This popped up during finals week last year; it was popular with all my young college friends on Facebook. I'll see myself to the prayer closet.

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My daughter's finals are this week for HS. She is so stressed. Am gonna show her that tomorrow.

[darkplumaged]

I know andyrogenous lumps of snow that barely, resemble a human form turn me on."Frozen" was like watching porn to me.

:whistle: "Do You Want to Bang a Snowman?" :whistle:

[ILoveJellybeans]

That spider porn write up was killing me I could not stop laughing. The panda porn was pretty funny. I wonder if Ken likes spider porn.

Oh god that is weird. I like spiders, but the spider woman is just creepy. Spider sex is weird on its own if you put it into human sexual terms. The male has bulbs on his pedipalps, which are like spider hands that they use for grabbing prey. He makes a sperm web by webbing, getting under it and depositing sperm, then using his pedipalps to pick up the sperm. He then inserts his pedipalps into the female spider's whatever the spider equivalent of a vagina is. Then she eats him. Basically, spider sex is masturbation then fisting. And then cannibalism.

[margiebargie]

Hahahaha. Excuse me. I need a minute to compose myself.

My daughter built a snow slut just the other day. When we came back from sledding it had fallen over. I just thought it was due to warming afternoon temperatures. But maybe it was really the sky-perv's wrath. Die, snow slut, die.

[AlwaysExcited]

With all the talk about "Frozen," I just can't help myself. This popped up during finals week last year; it was popular with all my young college friends on Facebook. I'll see myself to the prayer closet.

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Friend! You just made my day. My final is tomorrow, I have no idea WTF it is about, and I am on freejinger, while drinking coffee and eating ice-cream. This video makes me feel so much better.

[Grimalkin]

:whistle: "Do You Want to Bang a Snowman?" :whistle:

Doesn't everyone?

[Grimalkin]

Oh god that is weird. I like spiders, but the spider woman is just creepy. Spider sex is weird on its own if you put it into human sexual terms. The male has bulbs on his pedipalps, which are like spider hands that they use for grabbing prey. He makes a sperm web by webbing, getting under it and depositing sperm, then using his pedipalps to pick up the sperm. He then inserts his pedipalps into the female spider's whatever the spider equivalent of a vagina is. Then she eats him. Basically, spider sex is masturbation then fisting. And then cannibalism.

My kids are asking me why I'm laughing. I love geeky facts, thank you.

Folks if you have not checked out the links I highly recommend it. The panda porn and spider porn is some of the funniest stuff I ever read.

[usmcmom]

Friend! You just made my day. My final is tomorrow, I have no idea WTF it is about, and I am on freejinger, while drinking coffee and eating ice-cream. This video makes me feel so much better.

Glad I could help! I very rarely say the "F" word...no judgment for those who do, I promise - so I giggle like a ten year old every time I watch this video.

[FloraKitty35]

With all the talk about "Frozen," I just can't help myself. This popped up during finals week last year; it was popular with all my young college friends on Facebook. I'll see myself to the prayer closet.

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I substituted for a high chorus class, last month and "Let It Go" was one of the songs that they were performing for the Winter Concert, this version would have been much more interesting.

[Cartmann99]

Thanks, guys. I now have an anatomically correct snowman in my head singing "Ice Ice Baby" and pointing at his junk. :disgust: :brain-bleach:

[Walking Cat Bed]

You too? Friend!!! You are no longer alone! And finally someone takes the time to persecute us. I was starting to feel left out. :lol:

There are dozens of you! DOZENS!

[shedemei]

http://somethingpositive.net/sp12212001.shtml

[DarkAnts]

Do not Google erotic snowmen unless you are away from kidS and work. There are some funny pictures but I don't dare post any.