Snowmen encourage lust. True story.

[FundieWatcher]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/j ... nter-fatwa

Link not broken because it is The Guardian.

A fatwa was issued against snowmen. In addition to being an image of a "person", they could also promote lust and eroticism.

[Grimalkin]

I know andyrogenous lumps of snow that barely, resemble a human form turn me on."Frozen" was like watching porn to me.

[FundieWatcher]

Right. Frosty the Snowman is known to be a gateway into pornography.

[sparkles]

I can't. I just can't…

HELP!

[samurai_sarah]

I know andyrogenous lumps of snow that barely, resemble a human form turn me on."Frozen" was like watching porn to me.

You too? Friend!!! You are no longer alone! And finally someone takes the time to persecute us. I was starting to feel left out. :lol:

[browncoatslytherin]

You too? Friend!!! You are no longer alone! And finally someone takes the time to persecute us. I was starting to feel left out. :lol:

let it go!

[Idolatry]

What about snow angels? They're wearing pants!!!

[browncoatslytherin]

but seriously :wtf: do uber religious people just not want others to have any kind of fun? are they going to outlaw snow angels, as well, since they have a human-like (even more so) form? i swear, some people just have no sense of humour or fun at all. :disgust: pretty sure this is the first i've heard of snowmen being offensive. ffs.

[Four is Enough]

I can sort of see a stricture against "graven images"... but lustfulness? :angry-banghead:

[Grimalkin]

let it go!

I wish I could. There is virgin snow all around me and I have NEEDS. I have URGES.

[browncoatslytherin]

I wish I could. There is virgin snow all around me and I have NEEDS. I have URGES.

we got a dusting of virgin snow here, too! on top of all the slutty snow that was already here, of course. and the ice. the slutty, slutty ice. it's so tempting to kiss it with my buttcheek, but i resist, i resist. i must be strong.

[Grimalkin]

Well I'm off to violate the snow on my driveway.

[samurai_sarah]

I wish I could. There is virgin snow all around me and I have NEEDS. I have URGES.

Me too. Must.not.look.out.of.window.

[Grimalkin]

I am starting to think the slutty snow is begging to be violated.

[Maggie Mae]

I don't have any snow, but as soon as I find some, maybe I'll convince my SO to help me with an anatomically correct snow sculpture. I'd carve some ice, but I don't know how. And that sounds dangerous. Either way... here is a gallery of ice sculptures. I don't believe any of them are graven images, but I could be wrong.

http://www.anchoragedowntown.org/upcomi ... ry-of-ice/

[spud]

When it snows in my town (maybe once a year) a ridiculous number of these get built

http://www.snowpenis.com

every time.

[Deist woman]

Maybe the cleric was turned on by the sight of a carrot shoved right into that slutty snow head. "Take THAT, nasty filthy slut! I shove it in! You no like? I shove it in DEEPER! Now what you say? You like my carrot, DON"T YOU? DON'T YOU? I am man with carrot! You nobody! You fit only for carrot shoving in!"

[Naga Viper]

Snow is a filthy, filthy whore that WANTED me to perform watersports on it.

[DGayle]

Frozen penises? I'm not kidding when I saw this, but there's an Edward Cullen dildo that sparkles, and for an, ahem, "authentic experience," it can go in the freezer. That shit sold like hotcakes. My lady-bits shrivel in fear at the thought of that.

So I guess there are people turned on by ice. :think:

[browncoatslytherin]

Frozen penises? I'm not kidding when I saw this, but there's an Edward Cullen dildo that sparkles, and for an, ahem, "authentic experience," it can go in the freezer. That shit sold like hotcakes. My lady-bits shrivel in fear at the thought of that.

So I guess there are people turned on by ice. :think:

rule 34: if it exists, there is porn of it.

so yes, there are people turned on by any conceivable thing under the sun. :P (or moon, in the case of traditional vampires?)

[GeoBQn]

[FloraKitty35]

Did the cleric have a romantic encounter with a snowman or snow-woman and did this encounter leave him with a case of frostbitten junk?

[DGayle]

rule 34: if it exists, there is porn of it.

so yes, there are people turned on by any conceivable thing under the sun. :P (or moon, in the case of traditional vampires?)

There's a hilarious Smurf-porn (that show was begging for it) made somewhere in Russia. The men are whistling the theme, and even their penises are painted blue. It's so bad that I've watched it a couple times to laugh. Seriously, watching truly bad porn is a good way to laugh your ass off. It's not at all erotic. It's just plain funny.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-most- ... s-rule-34/

http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-have-brai ... no-no-nos/

[browncoatslytherin]

There's a hilarious Smurf-porn (that show was begging for it) made somewhere in Russia. The men are whistling the theme, and even their penises are painted blue. It's so bad that I've watched it a couple times to laugh. Seriously, watching truly bad porn is a good way to laugh your ass off. It's not at all erotic. It's just plain funny.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-most- ... s-rule-34/

http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-have-brai ... no-no-nos/

oh gods yes! i remember that one XD

efukt.com also has quite the library of various porn bloopers and ridiculous. they even have a few compilations of "porn performances worthy of an oscar" that are just over the top and dramatic and hilarious. warning: definitely nsfw and trigger warnings everywhere. definitely not a site for the faint of heart or sensitive person.

[AnywhereButHere]

Well, damn. It is a thing... :D