Fundy parody of "Both Sides Now" about skirts and hymens

[It'sFunToRun]

I was bored and without internet, so I wrote a parody of Jodi Mitchell's song "Both Sides Now". Now that FJ has a mascot, it needs a theme song too! Without further ado:

Cute girly things, make up and hair

Let those pink parts get some air

Struttin' my stuff without a care

I've looked at skirts that way

But required now, they're not much fun

Afraid to defraud anyone

So many things I would have done

But skirts got in my way.

I've looked at skirts from both sides now

From up (tee hee!) and down and still somehow

It's skirts' illusions that I recall

I really don't know skirts, at all.

Soft pink skin that's water based

I like the feel, I like the taste

Lets in love, lets out blood in haste

I've looked at "hearts" that way

But now old men are acting strange

They tell me I should be ashamed

I'm spoiled goods, I should be caned

Cuz I gave my "heart" away.

I've looked at "hearts" from both sides now

Broken and whole, and still somehow

It's "hearts"' illusions that I recall

I really don't know "hearts", at all.

[It'sFunToRun]

For the visual people and because I have way too much time on my hands. (One image is possibly NSFW, the spoiler is NSFW):

Cute girly things, make-up and hair

Let those pink parts get some air

Struttin' my stuff without a care

I've looked at skirts that way

But required now, they're not much fun

Afraid to defraud anyone

So many things I could have done

But skirts got in my way

I've looked at skirts from both sides now

From up (tee hee!) and down

And still somehow

It's skirts' illusions I recall

I really don't know skirts at all.

Soft pink skin that's water based

I like the feel, I like the taste

Lets in love, lets blood out in haste

I've looked at "hearts" that way

But now old men are acting strange

They tell me I should be ashamed

I'm spoiled goods; I should be caned

Cuz I gave my "heart away.

I've looked at "hearts" from both sides now

Broken and whole, and still somehow

It's "hearts"' illusions that I recall

I really don't know "hearts", at all.