Gay People Are Possessed By “Fart Demons�

[thoughtful]

This does give a new option to people who are no longer believed when they blame the dog.

"It wasn't me -- it was a gay fart demon!"

[moodygirl86]

The only way to expel fart demons it through an exorcism, one that includes the holy trinity of cauliflower, beer and beans.

Or cabbage and eggs. Lethal.

[moodygirl86]

Maybe he sings it! I wonder if he fears that his regular, food-related farts are somehow "gay demon farts:"

Get thee behind me, Satan

I want to resist.

But I gotta blow and I can't say "No"

Get thee behind me.

Get thee behind me, Satan

I'm shaking my fist.

Too late for Beano, so I may let go --

Get thee behind me.

I had some Brussel sprouts,

And then a pound of broccoli.

Doesn’t mean I’m gay, you see.

Satan, get thee behind me.

It’s just what I ate,

I am not a queer, it’s just too much beer.

Had some beans, thus my fate.

Get thee behind me --

Stay where you are;

It's too late.

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Hey I love it! You'll have to see if you can do a similar parody of the White Stripes song with the same title.

[feministxtian]

The true fart demons come out to play when my husband does not have enough enzymes with his food. He is missing his pancreas and w/o the proper amount of enzymes when he eats...well...he can clear an entire floor of the house.

He is the TRUE Fart Demon

[RosyDaisy]

How about barking spiders?

[RachelB]

How about barking spiders?

We live under the flight path for a bunch of noisy waterfowl. So we occasionally blame a duck, goose, or pelican for fart sounds (depending on pitch and volume).