Defrauding new Bates Post

[BigSandy]

There are more pictures up today, for anyone interested.

[Shoes Grace]

I sure don't like it when men talk about women that way.

Thank you, I've been thinking some of this conversation is right up there with, "but what do they expect if they dress like that?" in terms of squicky. Appreciation is one thing, objectification is another.

Remember what the fundies teach us, guard your hearts against their flesh or Gil won't consider you as potential helpmeets! :lol:

[AVENues]

OMG. I almost never post on here but that post by Nessa had me crying-laughing. LOL!!! Especially @ " It was ever so pleasing to the eye to see the power of youth blast like dynamite." That was great usage of words Nessa!

As a non-native that only has a TESOL degree, thank you : ) Yes, it reads very differently depending on who's reading it and how dirty their minds are :lol:

**Lilith, I agree that Kelly was really cool about all those comments. I guess she loves being complimented on her children (in a certain way. I mean, heck, she isn't blind, she must know that her sons don't look bad.). And who doesn't like receiving compliments on their kids? Parents love reaffirmation from other people. And she sure has gotten a truckload of that now... : )

PPS, indeed, new post with more defrauding pics. Kelly, you are tempting fate here. I'm running short on euphemisms, and if I can't bite my hand quick enough to stop myself from commenting, you might read something about pink handcuffs and whips.

[love2scrap]

i must applaud the Bates for having a blog that is generally mobile friendly and loads VERY quickly. i hate those that take FOREVER to show the pics everyone on FJ is talking about (looking at you Pecan Waller and Steve Maxwell)!

[Loveday]

PPS, indeed, new post with more defrauding pics. Kelly, you are tempting fate here. I'm running short on euphemisms, and if I can't bite my hand quick enough to stop myself from commenting, you might read something about pink handcuffs and whips.

She's definitely toying with us now, isn't she? :pink-shock: :lol:

[DrWhat]

I don't think Kelly has a mind for sexual innuendo. I would try using the language of her people, but I don't want her to take down the photos.

Kelly, as sisters in science, we should encourage one another to remove stumbling blocks in our lives which may cause us to stray from keeping our spiritual hymens whole. One of these photos, the one which shows a clear outline of your son's cut-figure and rosebud-shredder, stirs up desires in me upon which I have spent many minutes devising ways to unrighteously fulfill. Without your help, I will have to remove the Internet from my home.

Trusting you as an accountability partner,

Ms. What

Edited because I went to a shitty high school and still have to double-check my which vs thats

[Shoes Grace]

DrWhat- you'd have to have to write it as your headship!

Dear Mrs. Bates, My SAHD DrWhat loves your blog, and one day hopes to raise as godly a family as you, but after viewing your blog, and the latest images of your sons, she came to me and confessed the sin in her heart. She told me that she looked upon your sons with desire. As her headship, I informed her that those pictures were certainly not intended to defraud, your sons are Men of God and she should look only upon their righteous countenances. She promised to pray about it, and has determined that she cannot yield to the temptation of Satan, and we are removing the Internet presence in the house. But I appraise to you- will you help me to raise a righteous daughter? So far, she has been accountable to me and her mother, but I fear she may stumble at some point in the future. I can take those images out of my house, but I cannot remove them from my precious daughter's heart without your help. Pray for us, and pray for your sons, that their bodies may not tempt other godly girls to sin in their hearts.

Fearing My God,

PapaWhat

[DrWhat]

DrWhat- you'd have to have to write it as your headship!

Dear Mrs. Bates, My SAHD DrWhat loves your blog, and one day hopes to raise as godly a family as you, but after viewing your blog, and the latest images of your sons, she came to me and confessed the sin in her heart. She told me that she looked upon your sons with desire. As her headship, I informed her that those pictures were certainly not intended to defraud, your sons are Men of God and she should look only upon their righteous countenances. She promised to pray about it, and has determined that she cannot yield to the temptation of Satan, and we are removing the Internet presence in the house. But I appraise to you- will you help me to raise a righteous daughter? So far, she has been accountable to me and her mother, but I fear she may stumble at some point in the future. I can take those images out of my house, but I cannot remove them from my precious daughter's heart without your help. Pray for us, and pray for your sons, that their bodies may not tempt other godly girls to sin in their hearts.

Fearing My God,

PapaWhat

:cracking-up:

Love it! Best change it to Miss What. Kelly might call bullshit when she sees that your SAHD has an advanced degree. Unless CollegeMinus is offering those now, in which case we might be safe.

[Shoes Grace]

Oh, of course, God has been helping Miss What work steadily towards achieving her BS in Religion ever since she graduated 8 years ago!

[August]

As a non-native that only has a TESOL degree, thank you : ) Yes, it reads very differently depending on who's reading it and how dirty their minds are :lol:

**Lilith, I agree that Kelly was really cool about all those comments. I guess she loves being complimented on her children (in a certain way. I mean, heck, she isn't blind, she must know that her sons don't look bad.). And who doesn't like receiving compliments on their kids? Parents love reaffirmation from other people. And she sure has gotten a truckload of that now... : )

PPS, indeed, new post with more defrauding pics. Kelly, you are tempting fate here. I'm running short on euphemisms, and if I can't bite my hand quick enough to stop myself from commenting, you might read something about pink handcuffs and whips.

Sure, it's fine for her to post soft porn pics of her sons, but god forbid she allow her daughters to wear comfortable clothes.

[AVENues]

As someone that gets bladder infections way too often, I don't think that wet jeans - I could not peel them off! - or wet t-shirts and wet shoes are particularly comfortable.

[RachelB]

As someone that gets bladder infections way too often, I don't think that wet jeans - I could not peel them off! - or wet t-shirts and wet shoes are particularly comfortable.

I generally agree. But back when I lived in a place with real summer and no air conditioner, a wet T-shirt plus a ceiling fan made it possible to fall asleep on a hot night. Evaporative cooling for the win.

[miffy]

As someone that gets bladder infections way too often, I don't think that wet jeans - I could not peel them off! - or wet t-shirts and wet shoes are particularly comfortable.

I think i'd probably wear an old pair of defrauding sweat wicking running tights (NIKE!!! :lol: ) if I were to go 'mudding'. I don't know about footwear. I lost a shoe stepping into the edge of Lake Eyre once, turns out dry salt lakes aren't completely dry!

[AVENues]

I don't know what I would be wearing. We have jungles here, monkey sanctuaries, real life jungle experiences. If I'm not wearing my wavy, thin, breezy and definitely non-denim longskirts, I normally wear a pair of tights under a pair of shorts. That is real comfy. And a pair of boots. I'm afraid of ticks, leeches and mosquitoes. People can ride elephants in the mud, I'd never do that. You can laugh as much as you please but I'd be horrified to dip my privates in the mud. When we crawl, climb, hike I normally get mddy but dipping Mittens in the mud, no way. There. I said it.

[August]

As someone that gets bladder infections way too often, I don't think that wet jeans - I could not peel them off! - or wet t-shirts and wet shoes are particularly comfortable.

And a tank in 100 degree weather? Jeans?

[Tangy Bee]

So folk, I didn't know where to post this info and I wasn't sure if it deserved a new topic. The Bates have some new pics up with kids having a blast at a lake. What got my attention right away was the girls are wearing "sleeveless" swim wear and the boys are in shorts! Everyone looks comfortable and happy. We all know the Duggar ladies wouldn't be caught dead in anything sleeveless :roll:

[lizziesmom]

Erin is courting. Which one is she and who is the chosen one?

[tabitha2]

erin elise is 22 and the second bates daughter and 3 child. you can tell her from the line up by her elaborate 70's country singer hair...very teased, big and curled. she is marrying chad paine, ?30? of the paine family, a moderately well known ati family and acquaintances of the staddon, duggars and wallers.

[Cats B4 Quivers]

OHHH I like getting defrauded! Makes me feel tingly. :pink-shock:

[AussieKrissy]

Thankfully, none of the Batseseses do anything for me. Body-wise they're okay (although I like a slimmer build). But what's the male equivalent of a "butterface?"

Mileage varies of course but in my case, phew... I'm safe from defrauding.

However, Kelly's either clueless or she's shopping them around.

In Australia the male version is a Prawn as in keep the body throw out the head

(USA call prawns, shrimps)

BTW, that whole toss a shrimp on the barbie is not an Aussie thing we do not say that unless we are mocking yanks mocking us :)

A prawn is also a mean term too. Because a prawn has a head full of shit.

On a side note more related to this thread, I also agree with someone here that said Nathan is an 8 incher. Hung like a horse is what I call it.

I would like to court him and by court I mean shag senseless. I would put said horse part to some very good use before he has to settle down and scare some poor naive young fundie virgin shitless who looks at it and wonders how that gunna fit?

I just can help but sigh to think how wasted that 8 inches may be on some young fundie only interested in the missionary....

I did post this before I finsished reading the thread and saw that "prawn" had been mentioned