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I love how Jordyn is looking at Michelle. Poor, sweet little Jordyn!

 

What caption would you put for this picture?

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Ack. I can't even focus on snarky captioning. All I see is crusty hair that has been manipulated into unnatural positions.

I wonder what she looks like just out of the shower. Before she gets her hands on her ugly mane.

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Ack. I can't even focus on snarky captioning. All I see is crusty hair that has been manipulated into unnatural positions.

I wonder what she looks like just out of the shower. Before she gets her hands on her ugly mane.

Srsly. The Candy Brauer bangs need to goooo!

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I can't think of a caption for the photo.

What first caught my eye was Michelle's face. The wrinkles. I good 10 years older than Michelle and I don't have those wrinkles. Good grief I grew up on the beach and my skin looks better. Also, the caked on foundation isn't helping her any. Then there is that hair. I have curly hair and I do use a good quality serum on it to keep the curls controlled and the frizz effect down. Not sure how to respond to whatever product Michelle is using.

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Lmao! I can't caption this because it's too hilarious! It's the best thing to happen since Jordyn gave Boob that look in one episode. Man, I might make this my wallpaper. Pure gold.

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Who's that lady with the smelly hair?

Man - I'm so glad I'm not the only one who supposes this! Somewhere along the line the thought occurred to me that Michelle's hair must always smell stale. Ew.

:puke-front:

ETA: I **adore** Jordyn!!

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Man - I'm so glad I'm not the only one who supposes this! Somewhere along the line the thought occurred to me that Michelle's hair must always smell stale. Ew.

:puke-front:

ETA: I **adore** Jordyn!!

I **adore** your avatar. All kinds of win.

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The wrinkles caught me first too and her need of a good shampoo thingie that washes the shampoo scum away. (Gawd I hate peri-menopause)She really needs a make over stat!

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I just want to say, in the picture above do you notice how Michelle's face is totally in focus and Jordyn is a little blurry? It's their priorities in a photo form.

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I **adore** your avatar. All kinds of win.

Thank you, xDreamerx! That's our Dougie, for you - cheerfully and manfully telling us that we're all going to hell with every post I make!

And ITA on the LOLJ'chelle caption!

Well, golly darn: ETA that I'm now a Tater Tot, so my sentence above makes no sense now. :lol:

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Jordyn: "Mommy farted"

Michelle: "Sorry, the TTC got to me"

Other kid: "oh dear God, get me out of here"

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Thank you, xDreamerx! That's our Dougie, for you - cheerfully and manfully telling us that we're all going to hell with every post I make!

And ITA on the LOLJ'chelle caption!

Well, golly darn: ETA that I'm now a Tater Tot, so my sentence above makes no sense now. :lol:

We should do an LOLJ'chelle thread or an LOLDuggars.

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Wow, Michelle is looking old. I think she would look probably much better with natural hair and less make up.

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Then there is that hair. I have curly hair and I do use a good quality serum on it to keep the curls controlled and the frizz effect down. Not sure how to respond to whatever product Michelle is using.

I don't think it's natural. I think it a (really bad) perm....

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Jordyn: "Who IS she?? Does Dill know she's getting this close to us?"

Josie: "Dill?? where's Dill"

Michelle: "My girls just have to be near me!"

The one with the girls & Joy

Joy: "Thank God we're out of the bus and I can puke."

Older girls (under their breath) "Keep smiling or we'll have to go back in before John gets the sewage pumped."

(After the "click" of the picture... Joy......empties tummy....)

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