Uriah has had a wash !!1!!

[emesbe]

Sarah, you need new editors!

Don't be silly. Sarah would never use someone as ungodly as an editor.

No animal crackers for you!

[marmalade]

Don't be silly. Sarah would never use someone as ungodly as an editor.

No animal crackers for you!

Sure she does. His name is Steve.

As for the revised sample: TV? Newspaper? COFFEE? Ain't gonna happen in Moodyland. No way, no how.

[thoughtful]

shit, is this stuff for real? I have never read a Moody book but I am crying with laughter. OK I'm a nice guy and think blessed thoughts but

Goes along with:

Dad says we always should keep the nozzle right here

[Maul the Koala]

FREE URIAH!

[OddlyAmused]

I’m sure your mom will be blessed.†Mr. Delome watched Max. “You’re pretty wet.â€

Uh Oh! Sounds like Max is defrauding Mr. Delome :shock: :shock:

Beat me to it!

Also, “I’m sure your mom will be blessed.� Who even says shit like this?

[darkplumaged]

Lord Jesus help me, but I actually want to read the rest of that Moody book. I don't understand myself.

[kunoichi66]

Goes along with:

*facepalm*

[Esther]

What? You're telling me you never spoke to your siblings that way? ;)

You know, I'm actually living at home right now before going off to university, and I am TOTALLY saying that to my brother this afternoon.

[freejoytoo]

I want to read the rest if only to see more innuendo, and a morbid curiosity to see if it can possibly stay that wooden. Not enough to actually buy it though.

[sugarpie]

I don't understand the Maxwells' fascination with that dumb bus. lol

[Coconut Flan]

Is it close to becoming an idol?

[Justme]

I a couple of years when John marries, they'll have to finally retire Uriah. He is, after all, the bus mechanic! Only left in the horse & pony show will be Ma, Pa, 3 daughters, and Jesse....