Madison Cawthorn: I’m Shocked, Shocked to Find That Drug-Fueled Orgies Are Going On Here!

[GreyhoundFan]

I hope he’s forced to pay:

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Shut up, Maddie:

 

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

12 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Shut up, Maddie:

 

Well I’m pissed that a lying, sniveling, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, racist, clearly uneducated little shit was elected to Congress, but here we are. 

[GreyhoundFan]

The fuckwit weighs in:

 

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

5 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

The fuckwit weighs in:

 

Have any of you seen “The Brady Bunch Movie”? This reminds me of when Greg gets onstage and dedicates his song- then all the females except Marcia flee. (Sorry for bad quality clip but it’s the only one that had the whole bit.)

 

[GreyhoundFan]

12 hours ago, AlmostSavedAtTacoBell said:

Have any of you seen “The Brady Bunch Movie”? This reminds me of when Greg gets onstage and dedicates his song- then all the females except Marcia flee. (Sorry for bad quality clip but it’s the only one that had the whole bit.)

 

I love that movie!  The first sequel was great too!

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

5 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

I love that movie!  The first sequel was great too!

“DAD, there’s a BRADY in our yard!” will get yelled out at our house for no reason at random times. “Get back on the Swiss Miss box where you belong” is one of our favorite “insults” to use. When my girl Taquitos had really long hair they would do the Marcia flip or the Jan swing.

The horse “statue” being a big part of the plot in the sequel was brilliant. 

[GreyhoundFan]

29 minutes ago, AlmostSavedAtTacoBell said:

“DAD, there’s a BRADY in our yard!” will get yelled out at our house for no reason at random times. “Get back on the Swiss Miss box where you belong” is one of our favorite “insults” to use. When my girl Taquitos had really long hair they would do the Marcia flip or the Jan swing.

The horse “statue” being a big part of the plot in the sequel was brilliant. 

So many great lines. One of my favorites is from the sequel, “I’m tripping with the Bradys.”

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Totally not surprised:

 

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

1 hour ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Totally not surprised:

 

“ If I can’t play Congressman then I’m gonna take my GI Joe with the king fu grip and GO HOME!”  What a child. 

[fundiewatch]

Well, fuck Chuck Edwards anyways. The man is rich off of McDonald’s money and also owns some sort of gun-adjacent small business and refuses to think of guns as a problem in spite of losing his son to suicide by gun. He’s got awful beliefs and he’ll get stuff done, maybe. And he damn well knew Cawthorn wasn’t doing shit. For the last month or two he was already having people reach out to him for, like, constituent visits to the Capitol and stuff like that. So to act as if this is brand new information is just dumb. 

[GreyhoundFan]

The latest on bad penny Maddie:

 

[GreyhoundFan]

[Xan]

Okay then, Maddie, if a politician doesn't own a uterus, he shouldn't be allowed to make laws regarding them.  If a politician has never taken an education course, he/she should not be allowed to make laws regarding schools.  

Heck, we can do a lot of these.  Maddie doesn't realize what a can of worms he's opening.

[GreyhoundFan]

The fuckwit is weighing in again:

[CTRLZero]

23 minutes ago, GreyhoundFan said:

The fuckwit is weighing in again:

Is he even in Washington DC anymore?  He’s been out of sight, out of mind, for me. 🤷‍♀️

[GreyhoundFan]

27 minutes ago, CTRLZero said:

Is he even in Washington DC anymore?  He’s been out of sight, out of mind, for me. 🤷‍♀️

I thought he had moved to Florida, but who knows?

[onekidanddone]

48 minutes ago, CTRLZero said:

Is he even in Washington DC anymore?  He’s been out of sight, out of mind, for me. 🤷‍♀️

He is a washed up has been wants his 15 minutes back. 

[Xan]

7 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

I thought he had moved to Florida, but who knows?

He seems to be living in Cape Coral, FL in a house that costs over a million dollars.  I don't think his family has that kind of money so who knows how he managed it.  I'm afraid we haven't seen the last of him.

[GreyhoundFan]

Since leaving congress, Maddy seems to have settled in FL well... /s

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