Man (Stories) during Corona

[Cartmann99]

Newsmax Star Claims Vaccines Contain ‘Bioluminescent’ Tracker Linked to Devil

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Newsmax White House correspondent Emerald Robinson on Monday night tweeted out the utterly batshit claim that COVID-19 vaccines contain a “bioluminescent marker” named after Lucifer “so that you can be tracked.”

Twitter has since taken down Robinson’s post, replacing it with a note stating the tweet violated the social platform’s rules.

Robinson, who has a long history of making provocative and outrageous statements on social media, reacted to another Twitter user’s post that the “Moderna vaccine DOES contain Luciferase.” That user also attached a clip featuring a Wikipedia description of the enzyme, which notes that “the name is derived from the Latin word lucifer, meaning ‘lightbearer’” and the enzyme produces bioluminescence.

“Dear Christians: the vaccines contain a bioluminescent marker called LUCIFERASE so that you can be tracked,” Robinson blared in her Monday night tweet. “Read the last book of the New Testament to see how this ends.”

The Biblical reference cites the Book of Revelation, which describes a war in heaven between the Archangel Michael and “fallen angels” led by the devil, also known as Lucifer. The book also warns that “no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.”

None of the COVID-19 vaccines, however, contain luciferase or any other tracking materials. While the enzyme was used in COVID-19 research to help researchers track how viruses interact with cells, luciferase is not an ingredient in the actual vaccines. Furthermore, the enzyme has nothing to do with Satan or the devil, as its name merely references the Latin term for light.

[AmazonGrace]

Dude, you're on social media. That's how Satan tracks you.

That's a wild bit of magical thinking... of course a chemical must be from the devil if its name contains a reference to it. (This is why you should never eat potatoes because POT-ato, POT-ato.

[Cartmann99]

1 hour ago, AmazonGrace said:

(This is why you should never eat potatoes because POT-ato, POT-ato.

The road to hell starts with a piece of potato in your bong. Next thing you know, you're on Laura Ingraham talking about how you used to shoot up french fries because of Critical Race Theory.

Edited November 2, 2021 by Cartmann99

[Cartmann99]

Update on Emerald Robinson:

Suspended From Twitter, Newsmax’s Benched White House Reporter Heads to Substack for a Crazed COVID Conspiracy Rant

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Twitter suspended Newsmax’s White House correspondent Emerald Robinson after she posted a ridiculous claim suggesting vaccines contain a Satanic tracker.  Newsmax followed suit, benching Robinson while it reviews her tweets, several of which Twitter took down for violating its rules, and another it slapped a “misleading” warning label on.

Now Robinson has posted a lengthy defense on Substack, the popular newsletter platform, in which she spins conspiracy theory after conspiracy theory, rather than admit she was wrong.

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“Big Pharma has big plans for Luciferase and Big Government has big plans for it too. The U.S. military’s technology arm DARPA is currently fighting with Moderna over the ownership of the COVID vaccine because DARPA has ‘funded an implantable biochip’ that could be used ‘to deploy’ it.”

That link goes to a website that offers “independent news alerts on natural cures, food lab tests, cannabis medicine, science, robotics, drones, privacy and more” that hasn’t updated its copyright since 2018.

Robinson adds even more fear-mongering conspiracy theories into her newsletter, like:

“a new authoritarian system of total control”

“basic civil rights have been suspended indefinitely” in Australia, New Zealand, Canada, and Italy

“a pseudo-medical tyranny has been installed”

“The Great Reset is being implemented”

and then, of course, this:

“You don’t have to be a Christian to understand that such technology will be used to build a global surveillance state.”

[Cartmann99]

I don't follow sports at all, but I still find myself fascinated by this anti-vax football player.

Unrolled version of the thread is here.

[Ozlsn]

Going to agree with him that his decision not to get vaccinated was a "no-brainer".

Also I really need to go and look at the mode of action of Ivermectin and work out why Rogan et al think it would prevent viral infection, because... it doesn't seem likely to me at all.

[Audrey2]

Well football players do take a lot of hits to the head.

[Ozlsn]

There is a happy ending to the second tweet - after a lot of one on one discussion the patient agreed that that was probably a bad idea and started looking at the things they had been reading a bit more critically. Also was ostracized from the group that had been passing on this rubbish as she had been corrupted by Big Pharma, sigh.

But seriously - why are these patients even at the hospital if they mistrust everything though? 

[47of74]

On 11/6/2021 at 3:16 PM, Ozlsn said:

But seriously - why are these patients even at the hospital if they mistrust everything though? 

Yeah that's what pisses me off is these sticks of fuck taking up actual hospital beds and making people who did what they were supposed (vaccines, etc) to stay 30+ hours in the ER on something that's not designed for extended use when they have to go to the hospital.  

And I see Terry Brandshaw was none too impressed with Aaron Rogers (R-horse's ass)

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The FOX NFL Sunday crew did not hold back when it came to Aaron Rodgers's tumultuous week, with Terry Bradshaw in particular not mincing words.

On site at the Naval Academy in Annapolis, the Steelers legend said that Rodgers lied when he said he was "immunized" in August during a press conference. Rodgers went on on The Pat McAfee Show on Friday to explain his unvaccinated status, which also led Bradshaw to criticize his use of the drug Ivermectin.

"It would've been nice if he could've come to the Naval Academy and learn how to be honest, learned not to lie," Bradshaw said. "Because that's what you did, Aaron. You lied to everyone. 

"... Unfortunately we've got players who think only about themselves and I'm extremely disappointed in the actions of Aaron Rodgers."

 

[Bluebirdbluebell]

On 10/24/2021 at 5:25 PM, Cartmann99 said:

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Just to be clear this woman is basically the second coming of Ann Coulter. She's a conservative pundit, who loves saying things to rile people.

[Cartmann99]

How long until conservatives start claiming that vaccinations interfere with the will of God?

 

[Alisamer]

On 11/6/2021 at 4:16 PM, Ozlsn said:

But seriously - why are these patients even at the hospital if they mistrust everything though? 

This!

Seriously. They should just stay home, "research" their own treatments, and do whatever they're going to try and force the hospital to do themselves. It'll cost them less money, lessen the burden on the hospitals, and if they actually STAY at home it'll reduce the risk of spreading Covid. 

I'm also amazed by the number of men who "don't trust" the vaccine, but then would be on the phone looking for a viagra prescription in minutes if they even thought for one second they needed it. Pfizer makes both viagra and one of the vaccines! 

 

[47of74]

Anti vax doctor died 

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Dr. Christopher Foley, who criticized mask-wearing and spread false information about a COVID-19 vaccine, passed away from complications of the virus.

The Minnesota doctor pushed back against continued use of masks, writing on his company website that they are "downright dangerous" if worn for extended periods of time. He was also critical of the vaccine, calling it a "human experiment" and advocated for the widespread use of ivermectin and vitamins to cure COVID-19.

Foley's obituary said he passed away from an "unexpected illness," but his son, Logan Foley, confirmed at his funeral that his death was the result of complications from COVID-19.

"Was he vaccinated? No, he was not," Logan said. "If he'd only been vaccinated, wouldn't he still be here? Obviously, we'll never know."

Well he probably would still be alive. I think you all can guess how full my field of fornicates is for this guy. 

[FiveAcres]

12 minutes ago, 47of74 said:

Anti vax doctor died 

Well he probably would still be alive. I think you all can guess how full my field of fornicates is for this guy. 

My field is barren as well.

[Alisamer]

16 minutes ago, 47of74 said:

Anti vax doctor died 

Well he probably would still be alive. I think you all can guess how full my field of fornicates is for this guy. 

Yeah I have absolutely no sympathy. How many of his patients also died from following his advice? How many of them caught Covid, suffered, and will have long-term effects because their doctor gave them horrible misinformation?

Dude may very well be effectively a serial killer. His patients are better off with him gone.

[Ozlsn]

Quote from the article:

"While acknowledging his father's beliefs about COVID-19 prevention methods, treatments and the vaccine, Logan Foley said his father helped successfully treat over 50 people for COVID-19 and spent "countless hours" researching the virus."

And yet somehow managed to miss the nearly 200,000 articles on covid-19 on PubMed. Amazing.

Although I'm sure he found the ones on Ivermectin, many of which are now retracted.

 

[Bluebirdbluebell]

A police officer in San Francisco was placed on administrative leave for his refusal to get vaccinated. He died on Sunday of COVID.

[47of74]

13 minutes ago, Bluebirdbluebell said:

A police officer in San Francisco was placed on administrative leave for his refusal to get vaccinated. He died on Sunday of COVID.

[Ozlsn]

7 hours ago, Bluebirdbluebell said:

A police officer in San Francisco was placed on administrative leave for his refusal to get vaccinated. He died on Sunday of COVID.

I am sorry for his family. It's a crap way to die, and if he had family and friends trying to convince him to change his mind it must be awful for them. I just don't understand how people still, after nearly 2 years, believe this is a trivial virus and/or a hoax.

[CTRLZero]

A state senator against vaccine mandates is hoping someone, anyone, will ship monoclonal antibodies to him as he’s in El Salvador with Covid.  From the Seattle Times, here are the opening paragraphs under spoiler.  Barren fields… 

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OLYMPIA — Washington Sen. Doug Ericksen, R-Ferndale is stranded in El Salvador after testing positive for COVID-19 there, and has sought help from fellow Republican lawmakers to send him monoclonal antibody treatments.

Ericksen told KIRO radio he was “fighting a bad bout” with the virus while in the Central American country.

It’s unclear if the senator was vaccinated against the virus, and he did not respond Friday to a text message or phone call seeking comment. 

A fierce critic of Gov. Jay Inslee’s emergency pandemic orders — including the recent vaccine mandates — Ericksen this year sponsored legislation to protect the rights of people who won’t get vaccinated.

In an email sent Thursday afternoon to House and Senate Republican lawmakers, Ericksen described his plight.

“I took a trip to El Salvador and tested positive for COVID shortly after I arrived,” wrote Ericksen in the email, a copy of which was shared with The Seattle Times by a senate staffer. “I cannot get back home, and it’s to the point that I feel it would be beneficial for me to receive an iv of monoclonal antibodies (Regeneron). I have a doctor here who can administer the iv, but the product is not available here.”

 

[Ozlsn]

 

[47of74]

Brought to you by the same people who said to eat horse paste

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In a TikTok video that has garnered hundreds of thousands of views, Dr. Carrie Madej outlined the ingredients for a bath she said will “detox the vaxx” for people who have given into Covid-19 vaccine mandates.

The ingredients in the bath are mostly not harmful, although the supposed benefits attached to them are entirely fictional. Baking soda and epsom salts, she falsely claims, will provide a “radiation detox” to remove radiation Madej falsely believes is activated by the vaccine.  Bentonite clay will add a “major pull of poison,” she says, based on a mistaken idea in anti-vaccine communities that toxins can be removed from the body with certain therapies. 

Then, she recommends adding in one cup of borax, a cleaning agent that’s been banned as a food additive by the Food and Drug Administration, to “take nanotechnologies out of you.”

In reality, in addition to being potentially harmful as a skin and eye irritant, a borax “detox bath” will not remove the effects of the Covid vaccine from your body.

 

And also George Takei is a national treasure.

 

[Ozlsn]

I have to admit I read the Rogan headline and thought "well if you can't get anyone else to..."

[Someone Out There]

On 11/10/2021 at 3:53 AM, Alisamer said:

This!

Seriously. They should just stay home, "research" their own treatments, and do whatever they're going to try and force the hospital to do themselves. It'll cost them less money, lessen the burden on the hospitals, and if they actually STAY at home it'll reduce the risk of spreading Covid. 

I'm also amazed by the number of men who "don't trust" the vaccine, but then would be on the phone looking for a viagra prescription in minutes if they even thought for one second they needed it. Pfizer makes both viagra and one of the vaccines! 

 

I also wonder how many of these people in their research have also come across the fact that one of the side effects of having COVID-19 can be Erectile Disfunction?

[Howl]

So, about Aaron Rodgers.  Nobody is pointing out that maybe the natural "immunization" he bragged about isn't so great if he, uh, got Covid?  He's cleared to play today (Sunday).  It will be interesting to hear crowd response when he takes the field. 

Also, 

16 hours ago, 47of74 said:

Brought to you by the same people who said to eat horse paste

Can we all agree that people "unvaxxing" themselves is the best thing ever, literally.  They get vaxxed, we're all safer, and they can pretend to themselves that they have reversed the vaxx. 

Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be any tracking going on to ensure that they get the 2nd dose or a booster, when it's time for that.  But something is better than nothing.