Debi Pearl's new book - Create a Better Brain

[CyborgKin]

I just saw the latest Babylon Bee article and had to share it with the thread:

[dripcurl]

Holy shitballs. Shoshanna has posted a complete walk through of her home, and I am honestly jealous, it’s really cool - it’s a mix of rustic and modern, and when I say modern, I am talking about serious luxury fixtures. The shower makes my blood boil. I will say it again, she only has the downline she has by riding on the coattails of her parent’s abusive and vile preaching. I am not one to hate on the rich, because hey, I’d love to be rich one day - but I sure as hell would come by it with some integrity. 

 

I am not sure of how surprised to be that she and her husband have zero discretion at showing how rich they are. I feel like they just like to brag, but is she bragging to encourage people to join Plexus? What about all of the people in her downline? Wouldn’t they be kind of frustrated that she is living so high on the hog and their “Plexus journey” has not yielded a fraction of the fruit hers has? Or are they all so dumb that they all believe that this could be them someday.

 

[hoipolloi]

2 hours ago, dripcurl said:

Or are they all so dumb that they all believe that this could be them someday.

If they're dumb enough to believe Mike & Debi Pearl, they're probably dumb enough to believe that Plexus will also bring them lots of money even though they're stuck in the Easlings' downline.

There's a sucker born every minute...

[dripcurl]

Shoshanna is apparently excited about Trump. If I were her I would not get remotely political in her social media. I know she has a lot of Pearl leghumpers in her downline, but she must have other Plexus folk that are closer to being “equals” that would most likely not be down with the bigotry.

[hoipolloi]

3 hours ago, dripcurl said:

Shoshanna is apparently excited about Trump.

Yeah, her mother, Debi Pearl, is a big tRumper, too. 

Hope her political posts bring down the Plexus income, though I wouldn't be surprised to learn that the CEO & other top-echelon people at Plexus are also tRumpers.

[Howl]

Does Shoshanna also do cooking videos, or is that another Pearl spawn?  

Wonder how Rebekah Pearl Anast is doing? They moved from New Mexico to Michigan (?) in the last year or two and have been dark on public social media for quite some time.  Rebekah and her husband Gabe always seemed to me to be religious fanatics, of sorts.  I know, I know, the Pearls are all fanatics, but they seem to have taken it to another level.  Rebekah practiced being utterly subservient to Gabe, who at one point decided to quit working and supporting his family to study the Bible full time, leading to quite the hardscrabble life.  The oldest son should be grown and maybe out of the house. 

[dripcurl]

Shoshanna is having her 2 year old use a potato peeler while naked on the counter. What could go wrong. 

[hoipolloi]

30 minutes ago, dripcurl said:

Shoshanna is having her 2 year old use a potato peeler while naked on the counter. What could go wrong. 

Even if he safely negotiates using the potato peeler, the thought of a two-year-old's naked butt & feet on a food preparation surface is pretty revolting.

Could that possibly have anything to do with the bout of stomach flu they just had at their house? Not even Plexus can ward off novoviruses, etc.

 

[JermajestyDuggar]

I still have issues with potato peelers and I’ve been using them for decades. Those damn slippery potatoes make it so easy to cut yourself. 

[Howl]

MesserMeister potato peelers.  You'll never look back. 

Messermeister Pro Touch Fine Edge Swivel Peeler, Black

This one looks good to, because I like this color green.  It gets a solid five stars from around 500 users: 

Kuhn Rikon Serrated Piranha “Swivel” Peeler 7.25” Green

Naked baby butt on a kitchen counter.  This is so much no. 

[dripcurl]

Shoshanna is still pregnant. She was able to afford to take her daughter to a spine specialist in California. They are putting up Anthropologie wallpaper in their house. They are cutting wood in flip flops with Michael. They are still smug in the fact they are making an ample living on the backs of abuse loving leg humpers and their ilk.

[Melissa1977]

On 9/30/2019 at 6:12 AM, dripcurl said:

Shoshanna is having her 2 year old use a potato peeler while naked on the counter. What could go wrong. 

Had she ever dressed that kid? When he was 1 year old he was naked in Shoshanna's wedding (vow renewal?) in a humid forest, and after the wedding she took the baby, just *dressed* with a diaper, for a 2 days trip to California. No clothes!!! I think he was sick and he was naked on a cold plane, then she got him to her plexus meetings in a hotel, always naked. Madness!!!!!!1!!!!11

 

 

[JermajestyDuggar]

5 hours ago, dripcurl said:

Shoshanna is still pregnant. She was able to afford to take her daughter to a spine specialist in California. They are putting up Anthropologie wallpaper in their house. They are cutting wood in flip flops with Michael. They are still smug in the fact they are making an ample living on the backs of abuse loving leg humpers and their ilk.

And her parents lived off the proceeds that came from teaching people how to abuse their children. That whole family is incredibly disgusting. 

[hoipolloi]

11 hours ago, Melissa1977 said:

Shoshanna's wedding (vow renewal?)

That was her third & only legal wedding to James Easling. She & James, like her sisters, had a faux "covenant wedding" originally. 

 

Edited January 9, 2020 by hoipolloi

[dripcurl]

@Melissa1977 It’s 2020 and she is still most definitely not dressing that kid lol. He sure can pose though. However, I think he is almost 3, so as weird as it has been it’s going to get weirder. Can “letting my naked toddler sit on the kitchen counter” be post a count title? (Referencing a past post - not the photo posted below from yesterday) Or maybe “Letting my toddler be naked on an airplane”? 

 

Edited January 10, 2020 by dripcurl
photo edit mine

[Xan]

On 9/30/2019 at 9:20 AM, JermajestyDuggar said:

I still have issues with potato peelers and I’ve been using them for decades. Those damn slippery potatoes make it so easy to cut yourself. 

I hate peeling potatoes so much that I leave the skins on for everything but mashed potatoes.  For that, I cut the potato into chunks (peeling on), cook them, then use a ricer to get the skins off and break up the potatoes.

And what is it with the naked kid?  These are Pearl grandkids.  Do they not enforce modesty rules for them?  You'd think Daniel would be all over this.  Although, I'm glad he seems not to be involved.

Edited January 10, 2020 by Xan

[JermajestyDuggar]

9 minutes ago, Xan said:

I hate peeling potatoes so much that I leave the skins on for everything but mashed potatoes.  For that, I cut the potato into chunks (peeling on), cook them, then use a ricer to get the skins off and break up the potatoes.

And what is it with the naked kid?  These are Pearl grandkids.  Do they not enforce modesty rules for them?  You'd think Daniel would be all over this.  Although, I'm glad he seems not to be involved.

The Pearls aren’t rigid when it comes to modesty. I think most of the Pearl children and grandchildren dress in a pretty mainstream way. I don’t want to imagine the mental gymnastics Jill Rod has to do every time her Plexus idols wear jeans and regular bathing suits in public. 

[dripcurl]

1 hour ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

The Pearls aren’t rigid when it comes to modesty. I think most of the Pearl children and grandchildren dress in a pretty mainstream way. I don’t want to imagine the mental gymnastics Jill Rod has to do every time her Plexus idols wear jeans and regular bathing suits in public. 

Yes! Back when Jill made that awful, and illogical* post about modesty last summer, Shoshanna, simultaneously, was posting pics in a bikini top and shorts on one of her grand vacations IIRC  ?‍♀️  And of course, the Plexus/Pearl praise from Jill continued as usual. 
 

I am embarrassed that so much of this thread is me posting “Shoshanna *insert cringe actions*”, but I love to hate her! I can’t help it.

 

 

 

*dressing like “men” is immodest, but it was implied that somehow immodesty does not apply to men???

Also, what the FUCK is with the family letting children barefoot/unclothed around dangerous objects? There have been many pic of her teenage son using axes in flip flops, the infamous potato peeling incident, and now a nail gun right by the naked toddlers feet? I know the same kid burned his hand pretty bad on a pressure washer earlier last year, and she did a beautiful job treating it with plantain leaves and some sort of Amish butter (risky move, but to my knowledge no infection happened), but I have a feeling the kid was unsupervised when that happened. But then again, she probably beats the shit out of them, that’s what her family is famous for - so like they give a fuck if the kids hurt themselves.

[Melissa1977]

4 hours ago, dripcurl said:

Also, what the FUCK is with the family letting children barefoot/unclothed around dangerous objects? There have been many pic of her teenage son using axes in flip flops, the infamous potato peeling incident, and now a nail gun right by the naked toddlers feet? I know the same kid burned his hand pretty bad on a pressure washer earlier last year, and she did a beautiful job treating it with plantain leaves and some sort of Amish butter (risky move, but to my knowledge no infection happened), but I have a feeling the kid was unsupervised when that happened. But then again, she probably beats the shit out of them, that’s what her family is famous for - so like they give a fuck if the kids hurt themselves.

Probably they think accidents make kids clever and tough. You know, life lessons. And as Pearl mothers are not affected by children suffering, or are brainwashed to ignore their feelings, it's easier for them to have children unsupervised than to look after them.

I cannot even imagine the life of the Pearls elder daughter, with same crazy beliefs than Shoshanna but marinated in extreme poverty and much more kids. Uughh.

[dripcurl]

This is the second passive-aggresive post I’ve seen of Shoshanna’s about someone transmitting illness to her and her family, and I’ve only been following her for about a year. My family and I definitely commiserate when someone shows up contagious somewhere, but to make a public post talking about how great said event was except for the exposure seems very underhanded. She blamed a friend at a church picnic for giving her and her two youngest kids Rotavirus, but then the infamous naked toddler butt on the counter post happened just a few days later, so I am presuming said illness was the Easling’s own fault.

 

What I find the most odd about this particular is that she says she is “holding off labor”. This is her fourth, term pregnancy and she is 41 weeks along... I don’t think she can exactly hold it in like your everyday poop. According to the comments she has her son on antibiotics, which is good, and she’s diffusing clove and oregano which might help with air purification. Oregano EO causes uterine contractions, Shoshanna - depending on how much your using, this might be a stretch but I doubt that will aid in “holding off” labor *sarcasm*. 

[hoipolloi]

Oh, sure, Shoshanna, you're so fucking concerned about infection that you let your 3-year-old still do kitchen work while partly naked:

Naturally, all of her leghumpers think it's so cute.

[FluffySnowball]

On 1/10/2020 at 1:20 AM, Xan said:

I hate peeling potatoes so much that I leave the skins on for everything but mashed potatoes. 

In fact, that’s much healthier anyways. Or, more beneficial, I guess I should better say. And crispy oven baked potatoes with the skin on are so delicious! 

Regarding Shoshanna: Many kids enjoy being naked and I wouldn’t mind her allowing her wee one to  sometimes run around naked at home. My two main issues, however, are that she neither dresses him in public, now protects his privacy online. That’s where I draw the line. This isn’t cute, this is irresponsible. 

[JermajestyDuggar]

My kids are nudists and I would never post naked pictures of them on a public FB page. My husband is actually against us taking nude pictures of them period. He’s in IT and worries more than the usual parent about hackers getting into the cloud storage and finding naked pics of kids and spreading them around.

[hoipolloi]

4 hours ago, FluffySnowball said:

My two main issues, however, are that she neither dresses him in public, now protects his privacy online. That’s where I draw the line. This isn’t cute, this is irresponsible. 

I agree. 

Neither is it responsible to have a partially or completely unclothed toddler working in the kitchen, especially on food prep. Between safety and hygiene, that should just be fucking obvious.

I am all for kids of nearly any age learning how to cook, but they need to do so safely.

Edited March 13, 2020 by hoipolloi

[Howl]

Back to the topic of a Debi Pearl book title,  I looked up a book title on the No Greater Joy web site and now I'm being love bombed by NGJ on Facebook, which is how I discovered that Debi Pearl has published a novel, The Vision. 

Quote

"What do you get when Islamic terrorists and White Supremacists go up against a small group of Bible believers in the hills of East Tennessee? Get your hands on a copy of this intensely exciting, informative fictional novel written by Debi Pearl."

I'd be most interested in an update on Rebekah Pearl Anast. They moved from Gallup, NM to (I think) the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and have stayed silent on public social media for quite a few years.