Suggest New Moody Titles

[Lady Grass Lake]

Since the Moody Books seem to be a big seller in Maxwell Land, and now that the Seasons have been covered, here are some possible new book titles:

Do You Know Where You Are Going When You Die - An ABC Book:

A - Abraham - God told Abraham to kill his son to show his faith in God, suitable drawing of man just about

to sacrifice his son

B - Bible - the only book you ever need to read, besides the Moody and Maxwell titles of course

C - Courtship - how your father, with direction from God, will find your future spouse

D - Death, the final frontier

E - Eternity - where you should be working very hard to get to

F - Father - the head of everything and the person who will dictate your every waking and sleeping moment..

G through Z, the possibilities are endless, as long as they are biblical and pure and humble

Other suggestions:

Burrito Day at the Moodys - trip to Costco to purchase bulk beans, cheerful female children and spouses

slaving through the preparation, making tortillias and serving the hard working

menfolk a glorious meal after a day of preparing an entire year's worth of

meals, plenty of time to listen to Bible reading, hymn singing, and silent prayer.

Cleaning with the Moody's - Home chores with trips to ELDER homes to do service to others.

Can you think of more? Might keep Sarah writing for hours on end, and filling the coffers.

[ILoveJellybeans]

Misery with the Moodys. Pretty much every day Maxhell life.

[OnceModestTwiceShy]

Moodys and the Art of Ceiling Fan Maintenance

[Jana814]

Misery with the Moodys. Pretty much every day Maxhell life.

Love this one.

[ILoveJellybeans]

They could write a guide to how to obsessively parent adult children. Most parenting resources only go up to age 18 for some reason....

I was going to suggest a guide to completely fuck your kids up for life, but theres already many books for that in fundie culture.

[Peas n carrots]

Tragedy At The Moodys: Mollie Loses It And Beats The Family To Death With A Muffin Tin

[uber frau]

Let's be realistic:

More -insert season- days with the Moodys.

Still more -insert season- days with the Moodys

Yet still more -insert season- days with the Moodys

[Justme]

No No No!!!!! :hand:

Remember, every Moody book has to have a season in it's title! That way, you can have 4 books on the same subject. For example, the next 4 books could be:

Burrito Winter Days

Burrito Spring Days

Burrito Summer Days

Burrito Fall Days

then:

Colorado in the Winter

Colorado in the Spring

Colorado in the Summer

Colorado in the Fall

next:

Something to think about in the Winter

Something to think about in the Spring

Something to think about in the Summer

Something to think about in the Fall

:cracking-up:

[love2scrap]

Pepsi and 1001 animal crackers with the Moody's

[salex]

Moodys and the Art of Ceiling Fan Maintenance

The one I always heard was "Christianity and the Art of RV Maintenance" (this is from the 80s, or earlier)

[snarkyjan]

Moodys Get A Social Disease

[ILoveJellybeans]

Tragedy At The Moodys: Mollie Loses It And Beats The Family To Death With A Muffin Tin

We know Sarah uses the Moody stories to represent things that have happened in her life...I wonder if she has ever thought of writing anything like that.

[Sailing on Europa]

failed courtship with the Moody's

[snarkyjan]

Moody Children Make A Run For It

Moody Daughter Deserts Family, Enrolls At Berkeley

[Jinderella]

Where do the Moody's go to in Summer?

Where do the Moody's go to in Fall?

Where do the Moody's go to in Winter?

Where do the Moody's go to in Spring?

Then, finally:

Where do the Moody's go to when they die?

[Marian the Librarian]

Mood Disorder With the Moodys

Melancholia With the Moodys

Major Depressive Disorder With the Moodys

Mittelschmerz With the Moodys

[sassycupcake]

Crying and Praying on New Years Eve with the Moodys

Pretending We're Not Home on October 31 with the Moodys

Not Having a Pagan Idol Tree on Christmas with the Moodys

The Holiest of Holy Days: Steve's Mr. Moody's Birthday... with the Moodys.

[Mary C Doates]

Maxwells With the Moodys. Reality meets surreality. It would be like looking an an image in a mirror in a mirror in a mirror in a mirror...ad infinitum. There would be no plot, since the restrictive beliefs of each family combined would result in complete physical and psychological paralysis. Fun!

[ljohnson2006]

Sorry, Prince Charming will never come, so stop waiting for him.

[SPHASH]

Going to a Homeschool Conference with the Moodys. Visiting the nursing home with the Moodys. Going to a restaurant on someone elses dime with the Moodys.

[Cora Persephona]

I suggested this before, but let's be honest poor Sarah will never be in a position to write this:

[season] Nights with the Moodys: A Guide to Sweet Fellowship

[formergothardite]

The Moodys: Making this life hell so that the next life will be heaven.

[ThatSnark]

The Moody's Guide to Parenting Elderly Children With a Meek and Quiet Spirit.

[Brittany15]

Have the Moodys ever been to a Maxwell conference? I could see that- more advertising!!

[Many_Spaynes]

Don't Worship Idols: Why the Moody Books Distract You From God (introducing the much more Godly Mooty family)

Then she can just rewrite all the books w/new names.