"Ask Michelle" now open on TLC FB page

[HOTW]

I don't have Facebook...has anyone asked if JB and her have sex in anything other than missionary? Or is that the only Godly way???

[Minerva]

How does a lady who bore 19 kids stay so beautiful?

Sheree, that was my exact question! No bags, no tiredness, how the heck does she do it?

They do realize that picture is photoshopped, right? I can tell they blurred under her eyes.

[Buzzard]

They do realize that picture is photoshopped, right? I can tell they blurred under her eyes.

Considering they believe what they see on teevee I'm gonna go with "they have no clue what photoshop is."

[Bloo]

I can't get to the page right now, but has anyone asked if she realizes that there are 25 other letters in the English alphabet and to stop favoring the youngest one?

[E Street Fan]

I just ran across the question that said "I have wondered why the older children (girls) don't go off to college like Joshua did; or maybe even move out into their own apts." Are the leghumpers really that clueless?! :lol: :lol:

And oh my internal copy editor, the leghumpers really can't spell shit. It's really a shame they don't have the sense to be embarrassed.

Back to reading and thinking of questions...

[snarkyjan]

Considering they believe what they see on teevee I'm gonna go with "they have no clue what photoshop is."

I seriously doubt that any of them could AFFORD Photoshop

[johnhugh]

Gosh, only just seen this. I would have asked her if she was f@@@ing Stevie Maxwell after his visit

last year? Unless he is having sweat fellowship with jimboob

[RosyDaisy]

Who the hell would be crazy enough to ask Michelle anything. I don't have any kids, but if I did, I sure as hell wouldn't ask her anything. I have plenty of family and friends I could turn to.

[GeoBQn]

Michelle answers one question about how they save on heating.

parentables.howstuffworks.com/dollars-sense/warm-home-budget.html

[slickcat79]

Wow, the comments on the Parentables article are worse than the questions in the first place, although they are more coherent.

Hello Mrs. Duggar. I am a homeschool mommy with two daughters ages 8 and 6. I also have a son who will be 2 this February. I have two questions: have you ever had to deal with a child who isn't doing what they should do when it comes to their schoolwork? For example, my eldest daughter was supposed to read a story and answer questions. For the answers, she'd write "this is stupid", or "I really hate school", or "I just don't know". My second query is: how do you successfully schedule in schoolwork for different age groups while dealing with a toddler? I love homeschooling, and would never choose anything else, but these things are really irritating me, and I'd love some input from a seasoned homeschool mom.

Um, really? Of all the people you could ask about this :?

I often think of your family when I am giving bags of clothes to goodwill my family has out grown... I just gave 4 brand new pairs of jeans and 6 brand new pair of shoes away sometimes I wonder if I could send them to your beautiful family I like to think of giving to some family who can really use them.

I'd really like to give my unwanted clothing and household items to someone who really needs them, so I want to send them to a family who makes hundreds of thousands a year from reality TV, lives in a 7000 square foot megahome, takes expensive international vacations, and hasn't worn used clothes in years :doh:

[Dollypeeps]

They do realize that picture is photoshopped, right? I can tell they blurred under her eyes.

I did point this out to them, sadly it went straight over their heads or they are so thick they just didn't get it. It's that or they've blocked me.

[Etaoin Shrdlu]

Michelle answers one question about how they save on heating.

parentables.howstuffworks.com/dollars-sense/warm-home-budget.html

Could she have picked a more innocuous question? Of all the things no one gives a shit about in regard to the Duggars, that pretty much tops the list. :roll:

[Buzzard]

Could she have picked a more innocuous question? Of all the things no one gives a shit about in regard to the Duggars, that pretty much tops the list. :roll:

I call bullshit on the wood burning water heater. With the amount of laundry they do thats just the dumbest thing I've ever heard, especially if they claim the heating is from the radiant floor... Which also requires a constant supply of hot water.

Do one of the boys constantly add wood, Michelle? I think not...

[Feberin]

I'd really like to give my unwanted clothing and household items to someone who really needs them, so I want to send them to a family who makes hundreds of thousands a year from reality TV, lives in a 7000 square foot megahome, takes expensive international vacations, and hasn't worn used clothes in years :doh:

I cannot believe people can be so stupid! The Duggars do not need anyone's charity they have more money most likely then the poster! I'm sure there are many QF families who could use some help but the Duggars have been well off for years!

[Coconut Flan]

Apparently they really did begin with the wood fired water heater. I don't know how long that lasted, but it was what they originally installed.

[Childless]

As a mother, I have to say the very last person I would ask advice from is Michelle Duggar. Anyone who would beat an infant that did not stay on a blanket is no parental role model. Thanks, but no thanks. I'm an intelligent, college educated individual. I think I can handle being a parent without Michelle holding my hand. Any issue I come across that I do not have the answer to, I'd rather seek the advice of a degreed professional (doctor, child development specialist, early childhood educator, etc.). I'd get better advice that way.

[Buzzard]

Apparently they really did begin with the wood fired water heater. I don't know how long that lasted, but it was what they originally installed.

As the sole source of water AND heat? That would shock me!

[Freedom17]

whats up with any leghumpers that don't like whats written writing they'll pray for that person who wrote it

[Minerva]

whats up with any leghumpers that don't like whats written writing they'll pray for that person who wrote it

It's a subtle "fuck you".

[Feberin]

As a mother, I have to say the very last person I would ask advice from is Michelle Duggar. Anyone who would beat an infant that did not stay on a blanket is no parental role model. Thanks, but no thanks. I'm an intelligent, college educated individual. I think I can handle being a parent without Michelle holding my hand. Any issue I come across that I do not have the answer to, I'd rather seek the advice of a degreed professional (doctor, child development specialist, early childhood educator, etc.). I'd get better advice that way.

I love getting advice from other mothers but ones that actually take care of their children and don't beat them.

[greek_chorus]

Shouldn't it be the headship Erica petitions?

I mean, it's not like Michelle has any autonomy or decision making power.

That's right! She should ask Jim Boob so he can command Smuggar and Anna.

[greek_chorus]

Wow, the comments on the Parentables article are worse than the questions in the first place, although they are more coherent.

Um, really? Of all the people you could ask about this :?

I'd really like to give my unwanted clothing and household items to someone who really needs them, so I want to send them to a family who makes hundreds of thousands a year from reality TV, lives in a 7000 square foot megahome, takes expensive international vacations, and hasn't worn used clothes in years :doh:

Actually, I think it would be hysterical to send them all my family's old clothes. I'd be sure to throw in some stretched out bras and holy panties :dance:

[Freedom17]

someone questioned them about Caleb

[snarkyjan]

Ooh, I got hand-slapped by the inimitable Diane Stadtherr. One of my posts asked if the kids' homeschool education would enable them to hold real jobs in adulthood, and pointed out that it would take more than a Godly character to find a job these days. She said I was rude and snide. Woot! Woot!

Maybe I should change my username to "Snidely Whiplash". Thoughts, anyone?

[NeonJungle]

I don't think she will answer any of them at all, or ever even see them. TLC is just trying to get people to talk about the Duggars, even though they won't say when the show is coming back despite the 6 million people who have asked on the page. Maybe they're trying to get inspiration for a new "Parentables" but we already know Michelle doesn't write those.

I agree with this. There probably are TLC staffers tasked to go through the questions, and I doubt she'll see them, as it is likely a marketing tactic.

I do wonder how she and Jim Bob would respond to the question of a child who is gay. Statistics are mixed; some sources say one in 10, some say one in 20.