F U, Fundies

[Sydney Fox]

Let's see, where do I start? I made pumpkin pies for tomorrow's Canadian thanksgiving and cranked Green Day's American Idiot to put me in the mood. Good old devil music. Then I sent the headship out for beer since we were all out. I know Teri Maxwell would have disapproved - mustn't ask or remind the headship you know. ;) The headship arrived home with the beer and champagne for tomorrow, promptly put a beer in the freezer without me asking, and announced he was making dinner. Fundies, eat your heart out.

After a fabulous dinner, we sat down as a family and watched a NOVA video about life on other planets. We discussed how being an Astrobiologist would be the coolest profession. Nooooooo! Not Science!!!!1111!!!!Eleventy!!!!

Well, I guess I failed as a fundy today. :lol:

[dawbs]

I just finished filling out my absentee ballot request form...I'll be WORKING on election day and won't make it back to vote.

And I asked my dad to keep his 'voters guide' he'll get from some whack-a-loon religious group. I use it to make sure that I don't vote for the individuals that they endorse.

(and, yes, dad knows I'll be cancelling out his vote--he's always helpful at me doing so)

[Kitty]

Made an idol out of Minecraft.

Wore shorts that once belonged to my boyfriend with an immodest v-neck top.

Had sex. Took a shower with my boyfriend.

Read FJ. Somehow fucked up heating up hot dogs. The pasta I cooked came out great this time though, as last time I overcooked it.

Swore a lot. Did not beat my kitten even when she refused to stay off the dining room table. Did not beat bf's dog when she started barking at the mailman. Considered having my hair cut.

Played some Muse, afterward danced to Gangnam style.

But todays been a pretty lazy day. :D

[FeministShrew]

I put up ebul Halloween decorations consisting of jack-o-lanterns, skeletons, tombstones, spiders, ghosts, ghouls & witches. All while wearing defrauding shorts & a man's white t-shirt. Oh yeah, and with bleached short hair & bc in my bloodstream.

[Nothing2CHere]

I've been feeling under the weather today, so my loving headship was willing to emasculate himself by washing dishes this afternoon and looking after LittleBabyNothing while I napped.

Actually, it would REALLY throw the fundies in a tizzy to learn that if we could, my husband would be a stay at home dad in a heartbeat and gladly let me be the family's sole breadwinner :D

[ladyamylynn]

I sold copious amounts of (really expensive) wine and cracked endless dirty, immature jokes with all of the godless heathens I work with! While wearing heels and pearls, thank you very much.

[rock_girl]

Mooched around the filthy house (too lazy to clean, house not filthy enough to justify getting in a professional; I'll give it another week) in which I live alone, ate a great lentil curry, read a paper about fossil findings in the Phillipines (evoluuuuuuuuuuuution), and made some arrangements for a trip I'm taking on Thursday. Yes, yes I *am* flying solo on an international flight. I'll be getting myself to the airport since it's an early departure and I'm not such a jerk as to make other people drive me there at 4:30am. Except, you know, people who are paid to drive for a living :lol:. I also read some naughty messages sent to me by someone I rather like. They'd put hair on a fundy's chest!

[mirele]

I was getting a 12 pack of diet Coke out of the car and dropped it. Cans went everywhere and I said, quite loudly, "FUCK!"

Many of my neighbors are Mormon. Thankfully, it's after dark and there wasn't anyone around to hear me swear.

I also studied teh ebil Arabic instead of the Bible.

[debrand]

My hair is thinning on top so I got it cut very short. Now it looks really nice and has volume on top. When the beautician was done she said, "Oh sexy, sexy." LOL I did not ask my husband for permission but I did drag him along to watch.

After I had my hair cut, I found myself feeling sad for fundie women who might not look good with longer hair but are stuck with a one size fits all hair style. Not everyone looks good with long hair. And some people just get tired of long hair. Fundamentalists have no choice.

[bettertomarry]

Oooh, this is a fun game.

The wife and I celebrated our anniversary by drinking champagne and eating oysters, which is only pearl clutching because we're both women, I'm a former minister and our marriage is legal because we live in Massachusetts.

While we lingered over dessert, we discussed which of our gay friends is going to provide the sperm for her to get pregnant. I would like to think we could have caused some heart-attacks if the fundies knew.

[DistantStar]

I'm 36, never been married, but have had sex. With two men. Not at the same time. Yep, I'm such a whore. And I went to work today and then came home to my apartment I share with my cat. On our own. That I pay for.

I've decided that as winter is coming on, unless I have a reason, I say screw shaving. Anything. TMI, perhaps. But it's my own choice, which I think is the bit that might annoy fundies. It's just not worth it, and in this climate, any extra insulation I can get for the next six months is a plus. Nobody else tells me what to do with my body hair, though if I had a date, the razors would come out. I'm not that much of a hippie. (Nothing wrong with hippies! Lots of 'em around here.)

I've had about half a bottle of a nice Zinfandel tonight, which seems to be why my sentences are so short. I'm usually all about semicolons and commas. Weird.

[2xx1xy1JD]

I'll let you choose which is the worst:

1. When my firstborn was a baby, not only were we living in an apartment building filled with ebil Muslims, but we also sent her to ebil YMCA daycare, filled with kids from every background. Not only did our little toddler learn to sing YMCA with the actions, but the center was located near the gay village so it was actually used as a location shoot for "Queer As Folk", and my kid would come home saying things like "I want 2 mommies, just like Micah" and "I want to get earings, just like Moe (her male preschool teacher)". Before she started that daycare, she spent a couple of months in a student co-op daycare that was vaguely socialist, vegetarian, environmentally-friendly and committed to gender equality. Having daycare allowed me to take a contract with a child protection agency, where I would do the legal work to allow the state to take children from abusive parents.

2. Doing the Deed with my boyfriend. 17 times. During a religious youth tour. With a group that repeatedly told us the importance of dressing modestly and not having any physical contact with the opposite sex before marriage. In Israel. In a bomb shelter in a West Bank settlement. Where we got caught by the owner of the bomb shelter.

[AddieBelle]

I went to work in jeans and a defrauding v neck shirt. Stopped on way home to get headship some beer. Did not cook but picked up Chinese. Layed on couch drinking ice water while headship did laundry and dishes. Babysat my nephew and let him play with ny high heels and make up while his sister played with my husbands tool box.

[frumper-rump]

I painted my five year old sons nails yesterday, and told him he could keep them painted for school if he wanted to. He did choose the manly option of blue sparkles though...... Then later at the supermarket he picked out an incredibly hideous yellow shade for his next manicure.

I love this! I used to paint my now 13 year old son's toenails with blue sparkle polish. I loved how horrified his daycare teachers would get! I think it's such a fun memory of doing something special and silly with my son!

[ShadowyOne]

I can't think of a good biggie example from the past; I'm sure I can think of something better than going to school and traveling by myself. I think I'm at about a wash for the day... I went to work (ebil), did some laundry (approved), made a cake from scratch (approved) for the birthday of a single mother (ebil), walked to a neighborhood street festival where I drank beer (ebil), listened to pop, rock, and hip hop (ebil), and associated with people I don't know (ebil), and because it's pretty chilly out, everyone was pretty much covered head to toe (approved), though most of the wimmins were wearing pants (ebil). Look, I guess I came out ahead, after all!

[Rubydog]

Just a few--

Last year, for Halloween, my 2 year old son wanted to be a princess. He picked out a smashing cinderella dress, and wore it not only on Halloween, but about 3x/week before and after Halloween for 2 months.

Today, he was playing with a barbie, combing her hair, putting a bracelet on her, and calling her a princess.

My 4 year old daughter likes to kick and punch the heavy bag daily. My kid can fight.

[flojo]

I skyped the fiance all morning, with no chaperone present. This was done in my apartment, where I live alone! My apartent is rented through my work, where I work full time, and most of my workmates and students are Buddhist and Shinto. I have been studying through my ebil secular university, at graduate level - which is currently higher than the headship in practice! I decided not to cook lunch, and instead bought a bunch of junk from the grocery. And my apartment is a mess, and will remain that way until semester's end, in 3 weeks time! And I argued online about the fact that poor people don't deserve to be without healthcare just because they are poor!

[phoenissadido]

I...have incredibly big boobs, have decided it's easier to wear low-cut tops than ill-fitting ones, and play with them when I'm by myself. They're squishy!

[Imora]

Hmmm... where to start with today.

I just got out of the pool where I swam (in a bikini) and oh noes I invited our neighbour (a MAN!). Who saw me in the bikini! :naughty:

The headship left me alone with the MAN while he went to get some beer! :shock: Oh there is another one. I am having a nice cold beer right now lying on the couch while my husband gives me a foot massage. Soon I am going to ask him to reheat me some leftover pizza because I'm lazy and hungover hence the need for the beer. Headship went and got that pizza last night because I asked him to because I couldn't be arsed cooking. :whistle:

[RandomTrivia]

Just a few--

Last year, for Halloween, my 2 year old son wanted to be a princess. He picked out a smashing cinderella dress, and wore it not only on Halloween, but about 3x/week before and after Halloween for 2 months.

Awesome! My son (5 last year) wanted to be Wordgirl for Halloween (gasp) and I let him! Although, did I cancel that out by actually making the cape myself? He also has a dollhouse, with dolls, but I think the 5 zillion Legos and toy cars may balance that out, too.

Nothing really pearl-clutching today, except for making the husband do the veggie tray for the family reunion we went to today. And it was full of conservatives, too - I heard lots of false crap about Obama and the National Day of Prayer, etc. etc. etc. (How educated people - masters degrees in engineering! - can believe that utter Crap boggles my mind.) Any mind-reading fundies would have clutched their pearls at the mental swearing, though.

[anniebgood]

I cooked a wonderful skillet dinner because the errant spouse had to finish his traffic school.

I lazed around most of the day, doing 1 load of jeans so I have a pair of pants to wear to church tomorrow. I'm finishing up a Jack and Ginger Ale and will go and move my ancient cat so I can sit in the recliner. I also have forgone wearing a bra under my hot pink Yosemite tee shirt.

I watched 3 episodes of True Blood on HBO Go. Nothing like a semi naked Askars to make the afternoon whisk by.

Tomorrow I may or may not go to church. Depends on what time the Packers are playing and if they are being broadcast here in the large city with no football team but perhaps a new stadium.

I thought about writing my fundie SIL a letter but since she doesn't ever put pencil to paper to reply I said Hell No. They've defriended me on FB because I am a member of the Christian Left and a liberal.

[bionicmlle]

I went to yoga today. And chanted. and I LET THE DEVIL IN MY BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNNN!.

Oh, and it felt SO good.

[jessablessa4realz]

Where to start...

Woke up next to my fiance in the morning. Got dressed in front of him. Started drinking at 10:30 in the morning. Went to a concert where the band is made up of men who wear spandex, makeup, and have some of the raunchiest lyrics ever (Steel Panther, I highly recommend it for anyone who has a naughty sense of humor). Glorified Satan in singing "the Number of the Beast" by Iron Maiden as loud as I could before the concert started. Danced in a crowded room full of strangers without regard for maintaining attention to my countenece. Drank some more alcohol. Cavorted around Sydney until the wee hours of the morning. Fell asleep at a hotel next to my fiance. Am currently neglecting my household jurisdictions because I have a wicked hangover. I will also not be cooking dinner for my fiance. That's all I got.

[jessablessa4realz]

Tomorrow I may or may not go to church. Depends on what time the Packers are playing and if they are being broadcast here in the large city with no football team but perhaps a new stadium.

The Pack has the early game tomorrow. Kick off is at 1 EST. This means I will have to get up at 4 am to watch them here in Oz.

[Imora]

The Pack has the early game tomorrow. Kick off is at 1 EST. This means I will have to get up at 4 am to watch them here in Oz.

Ahh yuk! Are you going to get up?

I don't know anything about the Packers so I know I will be sleeping soundly. Probably not wearing anything. :shock: