F U, Fundies

[MrsKay]

Aside from the usual things like women working, wearing pants, etc., have you done anything today or just recently that would make fundie clutch their pearls? Hell, even anything really good at some point in time?

I finally decided to suck it up and pull out my epilator - I prefer hair-free legs on myself, although I've gone the natural look route in the past, so please don't judge! - because I'm tired of spending a fortune on razors. BoyKay came into the room where I'm using it, and asked what I was doing. Since he's very interested in how things work, we had an indepth discussion about hair removal. As I was finishing up the lecture of various methods to remove leg hair, complete with demonstration, I suddenly pictured a male fundie walking in on us, and his reaction to this emasculating discussion that was most certainly sucking every heterosexual thought out of my son's head. :lol:

There are so many subtle things that I've done as a sister to brothers, and now a mother to a girl and two boys; just thinking about them all makes my heart feel all warm and fuzzy. Care to share any of your horrific moments? Bonus points for pics - I totally have emasculating pics that I can post later. ;)

[fundiefan]

I'm pretty sure every minute of my life would make fundies clutch their pearls.

[Hane]

For me, it would be the anecdote in this thread I started, in which I ripped three people a new one for getting all warm and fuzzy about corporal punishment.

[ilovetchotchkes]

Not today, but my son wanted to wear one of my daughter's dresses yesterday. I considered it, but wasn't his size.

[slh12280]

Today not too much. I complained a lot and used the word hell, but not in the fundie appropriate way. Don't know if this counts but I got lazy after work so instead of cooking I just went to taco bell. Oh yeah, I debated the veracity of the rapture with someone.

[Wandering]

Probably now as I sit in my college dorm room, eating a vegan Tofurky sandwich, and reading a book by the ebil feminist Jessica Valenti. Wearing shots and a sports bra no less. Wow, that sentence was very Miss-Raquel-esque.

[lilith]

I painted my five year old sons nails yesterday, and told him he could keep them painted for school if he wanted to. He did choose the manly option of blue sparkles though...... Then later at the supermarket he picked out an incredibly hideous yellow shade for his next manicure.

[SpeakNow]

A few summers ago when I was a camp counselor for the 5-7 year olds (kids going into first and second grade) I had a male camper who just loved dressing up as a fairy princess. He could never get the zipper on the costume (the wings got in the way) so I gladly helped me out. I guess I sent him straight down the homosexual highway.

[Guest Anonymous]

I have nothing! A week ago, I babysat a little girl who spent the whole day dressed in a boy's Halloween costume. But that wasn't so much my influence as her ebil (unwed :o) mother's.

[OkToBeTakei]

I think by existing the fundies would hate me.

Today? Well i was at work so I did evil Socialist stuff. I stuck up for those they wish to marginalise in social care. I :shock: Wanted to get them more free stuff.

I then got home. Watched evil TV with my kiddo. Some fun stuff. Then we watched an update on a very sad story we have been following, you know real life stuff she needs to know but I can help her with.

Then we laughed at her Dad because he was so happy he got a bargain red wine..yes we noticed. OMG the fundies are JUST dying now. But considering while I was working he was taking her to play tennis in a 'social' setting. Then went for a walk on the beach. Went shopping for her 'Fisherman's Mission' Went to visit his Mum. Then he let her destroy my kitchen to make me a cake. While I was evilllly working. HA.

FU Fundies :D

[Sumeri]

Today I did one teenage boy's laundry (which is ordinarily his job) only on the condition that he clean the kitchen and make dinner - which he happily did. He's a great cook. Steak tacos with fresh tortillas and fried peppers. Also, the headship took youngest daughter and a friend to see Hotel Transylvania while I napped in the middle of the day. Now we are all drinking malts and teenage boy #2 is downstairs with his girlfriend with his arm round her :o watching the last Harry Potter. And daughter is watching Wizards of Waverly Place on netflix. Sinning left, right and center at our house tonight!

Oh, and I nearly forgot, we also watched a video my son (the one who cooks) did for AP English in his evil public school. He and his buddies did 1984 with sock puppets. It featured a sex scene (they took their socks off) and one of our pet rats.

[freealljs]

I chatted on skype to one of my best male friends for a couple hours, who is Muslim (gasp) and from Saudi Arabia. I can't see a fundie (like an adult Duggar or Gothardite) having Muslim friends and/or knowing anyone from the MIddle East.

[MrsKay]

Oh, and I nearly forgot, we also watched a video my son (the one who cooks) did for AP English in his evil public school. He and his buddies did 1984 with sock puppets. It featured a sex scene (they took their socks off) and one of our pet rats.

That video sounds awesome. :lol:

[ThisOlGirl]

I am single & was alone with not one, but 2 men in my house today. One of those men is married. Oh, the humanity! Unfortunately it's nowhere near as scandalous as your typical fundie might think--landlord was replacing a window & his friend was fixing the kitchen sink(though I'm kicking myself for not finding out if landlord's friend is single--I'm a harlot like that).

[Closed Womb]

This week I made plans to fly out to the midwest to take care of my gay male best friend :o , who'll be having surgery.

I will be going (gasp) unaccompanied. I will be staying (gasp) alone in a hotel room (because I am allergic to my friend's pets.) If he can get a pet sitter, I will having my friend stay in my hotel room, where there is cable tv; we will share a queen bed (grasp pearls). We've shared a bed on numerous trips (faint).

My poor emasculated headship not only made the reservations, but used his frequent points to pay for the trip.

Oh, that and I took my birth control pill today.

[mkitten]

My husband cooked dinner tonight (and nope! pretty sure he did not feel emasculated in any way, shape or form.) He also did the dishes, and took the kids grocery shopping so that I could sleep in. After the kids went to bed tonight we watched Warehouse 13, which feature evil magical objects. Worst of all, I'm reading and posting on the evil, feminist, worldly FJ :dance:

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[Claddagh]

Making a costume with a short skirt. I also have some suffragist ribbons that I made for a suffragist costume.

[TXDuck]

I don't think I've done anything today fundies would ever above of. And I'm ok with that. :lol:

Currently, I'm watching Phineas & Ferb with my son and a vodka tonics. And I'm wearing capris and make up. And my daughter is wearing shorts and reading ether Chimera's Curse". The headship is watching football.

[Arete]

Went and watched girl niece's soceer game. Even worse, boy nephew was with us being defrauded by many females in shorts and form fitting socks. Later it was boy nephew's turn to choose a DVD, and he wanted to watch Justice League. Since he considers me a Justice League encyclopedia, he brought me the DVD and asked me to choose an episode with that heavily featured HawkGirl, as she is his current favorite. He is only 7 and I fear in danger of needing a bra soon from all the estrogen he gets exposed to.

In my misspent youth, I spent a morning showing a male cousin how to wax his legs. He was biking competitively and all extraneous hair had to go. God is good, because he was not scared for life and has actually managed to get married to a woman.

[themadapple]

I swore a lot with more than a few blasphemies thrown in for good measure. Devoted time to feeding and caring for my proud trans cat, thereby seeing her as an idol (she's actually a neutered male, but due to the vast amount of fluffiness back there appeared to be a female to me and a number of others for an embarrassingly long amount of time). Perused certain reading material that was deliciously non-god honoring. Saw photos of naked people. Wore blue jeans. Smoked cigarettes. Flipped off a photo of Romney. Accidentally burned some food in the oven because I was too busy reading a message board populated by glorious hags and bitches. Thought interesting thoughts all by myself. Thought critically. Took a shower and washed my lady bits. That's about all I have.

[AuntCloud]

OMG, I was going to post the *exact*. *Same*. *Topic*.

Are you sure this board doesn't have a mind-reading app?

Other than my entire existance (non-Christian, atheist, working, b/c using, pants-wearing, pro-choice, the works), a few tidbits of this week incoude:

- Buying the CloudLets pre-teen magazines.

- Having a lengthy discussion with DH (Dear Headship) about our next major purchase - not submitting to his mightly manly will.

- Sending said headship grocery shopping while I was sick with a sinus infection.

- Taking antibiotics for said infection rather than praying on it.

- Having teachable moments with both CloudLets about not believing everything other people say, taking information with a grain of salt, and basically being a nasty cynic just like their parents.

- Painting my toenails bright green.

- Teaching males, while discussing scientific inquiry and evolution in the process.

- Had CloudLet #1 participate at a track meet, rode my bike wearing defrauding bike shorts, ran wearing more defruding clothes.

Enough fainting among the fundie crowd?

[Witsec7]

I enjoyed carnalities, and not with my husband. (The never ending divorce is still never ending. )

[frumper-rump]

I'm a working, single mother and prefer it to marriage at this stage in my life. I divorced my first husband and had my second child...gasp...out of wedlock. :shock:

[alikat]

Today? Well i was at work so I did evil Socialist stuff. I stuck up for those they wish to marginalise in social care. I Wanted to get them more free stuff.

I then got home. Watched evil TV with my kiddo. Some fun stuff. Then we watched an update on a very sad story we have been following, you know real life stuff she needs to know but I can help her with.

Jill Meagher? She lived around the corner from me. I walked in her peace march down Sydney Rd last week. Tragic, tragic story.

[AuntCloud]

Forgot the TV-watching, fiction-reading, being seen by a make doctor, sleepovers, male cooking and various pre-halloween preparations.

No alcohol this week, alas. Blast this sinus infection.