Going online without a man

[ADoyle90815]

I have 2 male cats who are napping right now, as well as 2 Corgi/German shepherd mixes who were littermates.

[samurai_sarah]

I would be very suspicious of that plant. They tend to be government agents ;)

:shock:

[VaSportsMom]

Oh noes, I'm online too. Of course I am in the kitchen cooking but while my food simmers I'm dividing my time between snarking here, shopping and even looking at places to move to with no input from my "headship" because he couldn't care less.

[ILoveJellybeans]

Im fine....as long as my little brother counts as a man. He cant read yet, but he can make sure I am not looking at boobies.

[VaSportsMom]

Im fine....as long as my little brother counts as a man. He cant read yet, but he can make sure I am not looking at boobies.

My little brothers are grown now but they would have been shoving you out of the way to find the boobies.

[fundiefan]

All I can say is, WTF?

[meda]

My feline headship just walked across the iPad, a clear indication that he deeply disapproves of my online shenanigans. I believe he also asserted his male privilege by meowing for fancy feast.

[CanadianHippie]

Going online without a guard is very dangerous.

Whenever I go online by myself I always end up looking at a lot of porn.

It's worse than that... You might accidentally access sites that do things like teach you about being a strong independent woman! It might give you ideas like you can go out and be a doctor or something!

[desertvixen]

It's okay, my headship has given me his purr-mission.

[Wolfie]

Wait, I thought that Katiehonkers was on time out.

I have a male cat somewhere in the house, does that count? One of my female cats tries to grab my pinkie while I'm typing- as the hand should be petting her.

In other middle eastern related news- I'm elated that one of my 2nd graders moved back from Afghanistan. (she was here last year, then moved back at the end of the year, and she was back yesterday. I saw a little girl in a hijab as I arrived at the school, and soon was surrounded by kids who were all excited that she was back.)

[Gil]

I clearly need to hit up the transman upstairs. We've only talked a couple of times, but someone has to keep all this in line.

[marmalade]

Just me and my naked female cat here. I also had her reproductive organs removed 8 years ago. :twisted:

I see your one naked female (fixed, I presume), and raise you a second naked, female, spayed kitty. The Headship just left for a meeting, so I have no accountability for my online usage for the next hour and a half! Oh noes!!!!!!!!!!1111 :o :o :o :o :o

[fundiefan]

I was just Skyping with my male cousin - he's in Kosovo, I'm home. Is that having a man online with me? He's even a relative, that's gotta' count for something, right?

He has a pretty hot roommate. I will ignore the fact that said roommate is young enough to be my son. He got in on the conversation a few times, so I chatted with a man who is not a relative, but with a relative present. I think that's ok...the rules confuse me.

[CrazySister]

I just have naked rodent headships here, but they're in a different room so that might not count. Hmmm, I think I need to move one of my plants to my computer table. O wait, I don't know if it's a male or female plant tho. O well, all the rodents are male; that makes up for something, right?

[LadyBlue]

My infant headship is asleep on my lap at the moment and the toddler headship is looking over my shoulder. They're both male, do they count?

[Deleted07]

My cat is NUDE too!!! *LE~GASP* Should I sew him a frumper?

[grovelina]

My cat is NUDE too!!! *LE~GASP* Should I sew him a frumper?

At least get that cat a head covering!

[NoQuiverNoCry]

My cat is NUDE too!!! *LE~GASP* Should I sew him a frumper?

Oh no, not a frumper! If he's a boy, he needs trousers...you know, like Jesus wore?

Prediction: The next upgrade to One Ton Ramp will be a double-password entry: one password for the user, and another for the user's male authority. (If the user happens to be male, he can just re-enter his own password for the authority portion, of course.)

[galaxygirl]

Can my one male cat keep track of the three female cats, the female dog, the baby girl and me while my headship is at work? It would mean that he has to come out from under the bed and stop being scared of everything and everyone.