Texts from Jane Eyre/Scarlett O'Hara

[Seven Severn]

http://thehairpin.com/2012/07/texts-from-jane-eyre

 

http://thehairpin.com/2012/06/texts-from-scarlett-ohara

[wtfrenchtoast]

Oh my goodness. I love these! Especially Scarlett!

[acheronbeach]

The Jane Eyre one is so funny. I've never read Gone with the Wind, so I don't really get that one.

But Rochester is just spot on, haha.

[gimlet]

The writer for those 2 pieces has another 2 part series on The Hairpin about texts from a ghost that was just heartbreaking. Apparently the "Texts From (Literary Character or Person)" series is being shopped as a book; the writer reported in the comments that she got an agent based on her Hairpin writing.

[Loveday]

http://thehairpin.com/2012/07/texts-from-jane-eyre

http://thehairpin.com/2012/06/texts-from-scarlett-ohara

Especially Scarlett, you just know that if she could, she'd have gotten a smartphone as soon as she'd paid the taxes on Tara. :lol:

[ceg045]

JANE WHERE HAVE YOU GONE

I AM BEREFT AND WITHOUT MY JANE I SHALL SINK INTO ROGUERY

i am with my cousins

WHICH COUSIN

IS IT THE SEXY ONE

Please don’t try to talk to me again

IT IS YOUR SEXY COUSIN

“ST. JOHNâ€

WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS ST. JOHN

I’m not going to answer that

I KNEW IT

DID YOU LEAVE BECAUSE OF MY ATTIC WIFE

IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT

Jane Eyre is my favorite book of all time, but this had me dying at my desk.