Christian Porn

[BravaAmica]

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[Lostie]

Oh. Oh dear. I - I just. Wow. I don't even quite know that to say about that. I suppose it's rule 34 of the internet at work though.

[sassycupcake]

It's a troll/satire. Go to the main televictim.com page.

[BravaAmica]

Aw, man. I was hoping it'd be real.

[Kitty]

Oh.

My.

God.

:lol:

[Lostie]

It's a troll/satire. Go to the main televictim.com page.

Oh. Haha. Now I feel a bit dim, but thankful. Although, to be fair, it probably does exists for real somewhere out there. Maybe not as... outlandish, but considering all the Fundie "recovering porn addicts" it would probably be a fairly lucrative business.

[Kitty]

Aw, man. I was hoping it'd be real.

It's not?

...I'm actually a bit disappointed. Not because I wanted to see Christian porn, but because it's somehow not as funny knowing it's satire.

[ladypuglover]

There is this site. Warning do not open at work or around children or people who act like children.

http://covenantspice.com/games-c-35.html

the FAQ page.

http://covenantspice.com/about-covenant ... ezp-1.html

[Kitty]

There is this site. Warning do not open at work or around children or people who act like children.

http://covenantspice.com/games-c-35.html

OH. MY. GOD. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

My boyfriend thinks I've gone insane now.

[MadameX]

I'm scared to look. Do Jesus and Mary Magdalene get it on in the tomb or something?

[ladypuglover]

I'm scared to look. Do Jesus and Mary Magdalene get it on in the tomb or something?

No, it is just marital aids, but kids don't need to see sex toys even if they are sold in God's name.

[DarkAnts]

Oh. Oh dear. I - I just. Wow. I don't even quite know that to say about that. I suppose it's rule 34 of the internet at work though.

There are still things not covered by rule 34. :whistle:

[Lostie]

There are still things not covered by rule 34. :whistle:

Wow really? I don't want to know what to be honest, but how do you even know that?

[DarkAnts]

Wow really? I don't want to know what to be honest, but how do you even know that?

I went to a school full of male nerds. Their minds are aways in the subbasement.

[Sola]

There are still things not covered by rule 34. :whistle:

Nah, rule 34 applies in Christianity. http://www.muckflash.com/?p=382 (don't worry, it's safe to click)

[Rachel333]

Nah, rule 34 applies in Christianity. http://www.muckflash.com/?p=382 (don't worry, it's safe to click)

:lol: Is it bad that I actually thought that was real for a minute?

[Guest Anonymous]

No, it is just marital aids, but kids don't need to see sex toys even if they are sold in God's name.

And here I thought Christian porn was a college catalog, a library card or anything by Richard Dawkins or Christopher Hitchens.

[ThisOlGirl]

I noticed on the Covenant Spice site that there are no toys shaped like an actual penis. Do you think that's because they would consider using a realistic looking sex toy adultery? Or maybe they consider it pornography if they have them on the website.

[LynnKaboom]

So what exactly makes a Christian sex toy different from a regular old sex toy? They look pretty much like standard sex toys to me.

Although it's not a Christian sex toy, I have to say these are the funniest sex toys I've ever seen. Do you want to fap with sushi? http://www.jlist.com/product/OMO420 (sorta NSFW)

[MadameX]

So what exactly makes a Christian sex toy different from a regular old sex toy? They look pretty much like standard sex toys to me.

Although it's not a Christian sex toy, I have to say these are the funniest sex toys I've ever seen. Do you want to fap with sushi? http://www.jlist.com/product/OMO420 (sorta NSFW)

I think with Christian sex toys, you're not supposed to put them in your butt?

I'm honestly not sure...