Spam is the Work of Satan

[kpmom]

The Maxwells are adding a step if you want to comment on their blog, in that you have to type in random words before you submit a comment to ensure you are a human. Apparently they are having spam issues, as I'm sure all blogs do (and forums like this).

 

No argument with any of that (although I do wonder if Sarah or Steve are ever tempted to look at those porn links), but I had to laugh at one of the commentators who said all of spam on blogs is just Satan interfering with the Lord's work.

 

So, the next time we get spam here, just remember, it is only Satan. And don't you feel better reading here, knowing we are doing the Lord's work?

 

titus2.com/blog/index.php/2011/07/01/dealing-with-spam/#comments

[Gizmola]

Spam controls are such a blessing!!! The Maxwells are such an encouragement to use those new controls. Glory be!

[debrand]

I thought that this post was about the near food, Spam. Because my mother had little money, we sometimes ate Spam and I agree, it is the work of Satan.

[tehfanglyfish]

Spam controls are such a blessing!!! The Maxwells are such an encouragement to use those new controls. Glory be!

You made me choke on my water :lol:

[allyisyourpally5]

dang I didn't see this.....i JUST STARTED A TOPIC! :shifty: please forgive

[kpmom]

dang I didn't see this.....i JUST STARTED A TOPIC! :shifty: please forgive

An hour in the prayer closet, and then bring me that plumbing line.

[allyisyourpally5]

Am I gonna be a squished tater tot? :(

[apple1]

I thought that this post was about the near food, Spam. Because my mother had little money, we sometimes ate Spam and I agree, it is the work of Satan.

We had to eat it sometime when I was a kid. I agree with debrand on this.

[bertiebean]

I don't know about y'all, but I've had captcah ask me to type out some pretty defrauding words in the past. Just the thought of the regular commenters' reactions is enough to crack me up! :lol:

[ladypuglover]

We had to eat it sometime when I was a kid. I agree with debrand on this.

Me too, just look at this spam recipe:

1 (20-ounce) bag frozen French fry potatoes, thawed

2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese

2 cups sour cream

1 (10.75-ounce) can cream of chicken soup

1 (12-ounce) can SPAM® Classic, cubed

1/2 cup chopped red bell pepper

1/2 cup chopped green onions

1/2 cup finely crushed cornflakes

Directions

Heat oven to 350°F.

In large bowl, combine potatoes, cheese, sour cream and soup. Stir in SPAM® Classic, bell pepper and onions. Spoon into 13x9-inch baking pan. Sprinkle with cornflakes.

Bake casserole 30 to 40 minutes or until thoroughly heated.

[antifundie]

Please tell me that's not for real. That looks revolting.

My mom used to make spam+cornbread. You slice the spam, and lay four slices in a square baking dish. Then you make cornbread (from a box) and usually add canned corn. Spoon over the spam. Then top the cornbread with four more slices of spam. Bake until done.

Serve with maple syrup.

No, I'm not joking. It was VILE.

[kpmom]

Me too, just look at this spam recipe:

1 (20-ounce) bag frozen French fry potatoes, thawed

2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese

2 cups sour cream

1 (10.75-ounce) can cream of chicken soup

1 (12-ounce) can SPAM® Classic, cubed

1/2 cup chopped red bell pepper

1/2 cup chopped green onions

1/2 cup finely crushed cornflakes

Directions

Heat oven to 350°F.

In large bowl, combine potatoes, cheese, sour cream and soup. Stir in SPAM® Classic, bell pepper and onions. Spoon into 13x9-inch baking pan. Sprinkle with cornflakes.

Bake casserole 30 to 40 minutes or until thoroughly heated.

This reminds me a little of the Duggar's tater tot casserole.

[ladypuglover]

Please tell me that's not for real. That looks revolting.

My mom used to make spam+cornbread. You slice the spam, and lay four slices in a square baking dish. Then you make cornbread (from a box) and usually add canned corn. Spoon over the spam. Then top the cornbread with four more slices of spam. Bake until done.

Serve with maple syrup.

No, I'm not joking. It was VILE.

Sadly it is a real recipe

http://www.spam.com/recipes/detail/340/ ... erole.aspx

i hate spam with the passion of a million suns.

[twin2]

My junior year of college I lived in a townhouse with five other girls. One night, around 10 there was a knock on the door. It was one of the boys from the townhouse next door wondering if we had a cheese grater he could borrow. We did, and lent it to him. About an hour latter he shows up to return the cheese grater and to share some of his culinary delight with us for being so kind. His culinary achievement, Spam melts. Cut up spam mixed with onions, hard-boiled egg, and mayonnaise spread on toast topped with cheddar cheese and broiled to perfection. He was so proud, he said it was his favorite snack. He had a plate for us to have. Only three of us were up at the time and we all looked like we wanted to puke. We tried to just get him to leave the plate, so we could "share it with the others the next day", but he kept insisting it tasted best warm. We felt bad for him and each managed to choke down a couple bites, complemented him on how wonderful it was, and said we were going to save the rest for the roommates the next day. It still makes me sick thinking about it.

[Chrystal-J]

I can't eat Spam either. It always feels too heavy to me and has a really strong taste to it.

As far as computer spam and Satan, if they weren't always on the computer patting themselves on the back, they wouldn't have to worry about it.

[ladypuglover]

Free Jingerians seem to have a severe case of ADD...oh look a squirrel! :animals-cat: Never mind it was just a cat, what were we talking about again?

[fundiefan]

My brother in law likes to grill chunks of spam on toothpicks with pineapple. Rarely will he serve food from the grill without adding it. I know it's spam and all but it is actually quite good. It's the only way I've ever been able to eat spam.

I commented on the Maxwell's blog once and got the weirdest, creepiest reply from daddy M. Some quote from a headstone, something about 'follow me'. It was just awful and so him, death obsession and all. There was also a bible quote, I think. I guess he didn't like what I had to say.

Maybe he got tired of trying to find enough quotes off headstones to send to those who dare to disagree with him? Because I am sure no one who disagrees will take the extra five seconds to prove they're not a spammer...if you're going to take 10 seconds to comment, five more to enter some words is no impossible task.

[clarinetpower]

My husband used to eat it occasionally, until he went on a research trip (a few weeks after our wedding) for a month living on a glacier (yes, ON it) in Canada, and the PhD candidate that was the lead researcher was too cheap to buy real Spam, so they had SPORK. He said it was revolting, and that (combined with other delightful asswipery) caused him to leave the trip two weeks earlier than he promised.

He still doesn't speak to this guy, 15 years later. Spork. *shudder* :character-willie: (Willie looks like a guy who would like spork, so I stuck him in.)

/OT

[ladypuglover]

I commented on the Maxwell's blog once and got the weirdest, creepiest reply from daddy M. Some quote from a headstone, something about 'follow me'. It was just awful and so him, death obsession and all. There was also a bible quote, I think. I guess he didn't like what I had to say.

Maybe he got tired of trying to find enough quotes off headstones to send to those who dare to disagree with him? Because I am sure no one who disagrees will take the extra five seconds to prove they're not a spammer...if you're going to take 10 seconds to comment, five more to enter some words is no impossible task.

Maybe he should try some of these?

"Here lies Lester Moore,

Four slugs from a forty-four.

No Les,

No Moore."

Boothill Cemetery, Tombstone Ariz.

Effie Jean Robinson

1897-1922

Come blooming youths,

as you pass by ,

And on these lines do cast an eye.

As you are now, so once was I;

As I am now, so must you be;

Prepare for death and follow me.

Upon which someone scribbled:

To follow you

I am not content,

How do I know

Which way you went.

On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:

Here lies

Ezekial Aikle

Age 102

The Good

Die Young.

In a London, England cemetery:

Ann Mann

Here lies Ann Mann,

Who lived an old maid

But died an old Mann.

Dec. 8, 1767

Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:

I was somebody.

Who, is no business

Of yours.

[emmiedahl]

I grew up poor, but I have never even smelled Spam much less tasted it. We had lentils every.fucking.day though. Of course my kids will probably remember their childhood the same, because a lot of my comfort foods now involve lentils, as they were the food of my youth.

Sia Furler named one of her songs Lentil and I was unhappy because it was a sad song. Are there any good songs about Spam?

btw: my husband wants his epitaph to read: I told you I was sick!

[ladypuglover]

I have a huge oops going on, so bear with me for a moment.