The Maxwells were blessed this Christmas, as always

[gardenvarietycitizen]

What's that? Maxwell Xmas songs? Snow on the ground in Omaha? Ahem.

To the tune of "Winter Wonderland": :dance:

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,

In the lane, snow is glistening

But death's on the way,

So y'all better pray,

Living in a Maxwell Wonderland.

Gone away is depression,

Here to stay, is obsession

They're preaching of death,

With every breath,

Living in a Maxwell Wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,

Then pretend that he is Papa Steve

He'll ask if we're good people

We'll say: Sure man,

But he'll deny us, if

We don't believe.

Later on, we'll conspire,

As we dream by the fire

To pimp more Chore Packs

No time to relax

Living in a Maxwell Wonderland.

In the meadow we can build some snowmen,

And pretend that they're The Elderly

We'll preach death with lots of fire'n'brimstone,

As long as they endure our company

Read the Word, so fulfilling

Up at dawn, ain't it thrilling?

Don't frolic and play,

Or you'll lose your way,

Walking in a Maxwell Wonderland.

...had to.

[Witsec7]

We need to rattle La Traviata's cage and get her to make us some festive red and green smocked capes for the Hives holiday caroling. :lol:

edited for spelling

[contrary]

omg. i will pray for you.

[Koala]

That is Christmas gold! You win everything.

[Sola]

You win the internets!

Now I dare you to post it on the Maxwells blog!

[Guest Anonymous]

:dance: I just sang that all the way through - it's the best ever! :lol:

[VodouDoll]

You're a genius!

[No KoolAid]

:lol: :clap: :lol: :clap:

[VenusJS]

Perfection.

[Lostie]

That was fantastic... and sad... and amazing. Now we just need The Free Jingers to record it.

[Love]

awesome! :lol: :lol:

[Hane]

gardenvarietycitizen, I abase myself before you at your mad parodyin' skillz.

[clibbyjo]

Best x-mas song evah!! :dance: :clap: :P

[NurseNell]

That is great! Winter Wonderland will never have the same meaning again.

[baristachica]

That is amazing! :lol:

[Trynn]

You have WAY too much time on your hands.

But, that was very well written. Well done.

[gardenvarietycitizen]

*extreme bow*

Thank you, I am basking in the love! :D

Waaaaayyyyyyy too :animals-chicken: to post over there though...

[Guest Anonymous]

I think the original song is too 'worldly' to be known by the Maxwells... :snooty:

[uber frau]

I think the original song is too 'worldly' to be known by the Maxwells... :snooty:

Steve probably white-outed the words in the kids 1st grade music books.

[fundiefan]

I love it!

[AKay]

OK, I had to delurk for this one because I am literally LOLing. This was awesome, bravo. :)

[Guest Anonymous]

Bravissima!

[Sweetpea1]

We need snarky awards.

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Guest Anonymous]

So perfect, so amazing. Brava!

[ChunkyBarbie]

That is hilarious. Superb job!