Gary Parcel?

[Black Aliss]

Spoiler

This guy just turned up on @Threads and I didn’t recall seeing his name on FJ. He has some, er, interesting ideas about trust in relationships 

 

Never mind. Apparently it’s a parody account

[Ozlsn]

He'd be getting some pretty random meals from me in that case. What a tool.

[JermajestyDuggar]

I would just start shopping for lots of frozen foods. What a bored controlling weirdo.

[GreenBeans]

Crazy! 

It seems he has too much time on his hands. Imagine all that hassle, first removing all the labels, then making up a secret code (why does that make me think of 10 year olds playing spy or detectives?), putting the secret code on all the cans, and having to look it up every time you want to make a meal. It’s ridiculous!

[Howl]

Praise the Lord and amen, Gary M. Parcel  @parcel_gary is a brilliant parody account. 

Comment on the reddit sub:  "OK, but some of the stuff he posts reminds me of Steve Maxwell."

 

 

[anachronistic]

It’s absolutely brilliant parody. It’s somewhere between kink and Steve Maxwell and is rooted in reality so much that it definitely reads as real 90% of the time.