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HerNameIsBuffy

Seriously Steve 2 - she was a woman, so she probably f*cked up somewhere

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MamaJunebug

(Y’kniw, there are ladies who appreciate the sight of a nice bosom. Should someone mention that to Stevarino? I imagine the droplets of ooze from his head exploding would be found as far off as Saskatchewan...)

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grandmadugger
55 minutes ago, MamaJunebug said:

I almost fell off my chair !!!!

Oh you poor things. Srsly.  In Kansas? Is it heading Illinois-way? I must look. I will look. You save your strength for getting more ice. 

Before I read another word, I got to “Gentle Reader” and I have to say, @Palimpsest, I love you!!!!

Ok, back to your post now.

The good news is that this kind of heat means extra money in the bank account but I never see my husband. He’s on his 4th AC repair today. I am living in tank tops and shorts. It is a good thing that Steve isn’t nearby. The girls barely covered might send him into a meltdown. 

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PsyD2013

In Steve's defense a glimpse of your neighbor in provocative clothing can have unintended results.  Four years ago, my then single next store neighbor saw me in a pair of slutty yoga pants and an equally slutty tank doing sun salutations on my deck and walked over to introduce himself.  We've been inseparable ever since.

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kpmom
4 hours ago, PsyD2013 said:

In Steve's defense a glimpse of your neighbor in provocative clothing can have unintended results.  Four years ago, my then single next store neighbor saw me in a pair of slutty yoga pants and an equally slutty tank doing sun salutations on my deck and walked over to introduce himself.  We've been inseparable ever since.

Were the two of you able to have a conversation though?  I mean what with him crying over your immodesty and all.

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feministxtian

here in the SW desert, most houses have 8 foot high walls enclosing the back yards. I enjoy chunky dunking after dark (not during the day, there are parts of me that haven't seen the sun since 1981 and I plan to keep it that way). Stevehovah would shit bricks here anyway...take him on the strip where the young ladies are wearing thongs and pasties. Then there's Larry Flint's Hustler Club, the Gentlemen's Club and assorted other establishments that advertise "male entertainment". 

He'd be in tears just touching down in good old "Sin City"...

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MamaJunebug

This can’t be Steve — all his neighbors are family.... unless..... oh, Gigi, you scamp!  

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PsyD2013
16 hours ago, kpmom said:

Were the two of you able to have a conversation though?  I mean what with him crying over your immodesty and all.

We had a wonderful conversation and ended up going out for coffee afterwards.  With my Steve there was no crying over my immodest attire- just a lot of you are the total package- smart, beautiful, and those omg those yoga pants.  He loves to tell the story that a pair of red yoga pants brought us together.

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Syriana

Why does he do this to me?  I know that even a stopped clock shows the correct time twice per day, but why does Steve have to say something sensible from time to time?

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There is a degree of obedience which looks like the child is heading in the right direction, but the child is hardened and merely avoiding consequences. He is “off-course” from the parents’ hearts and certainly not seeking to please the Lord Jesus. 

Now, whether or not you buy into the religious aspect, I think every parent has probably run into 'they're telling me what I want to hear' and/or 'they're following the rules but I know it's not sincere'.

Steve, you're not as much fun to snark on when you're sensible <grumpy> please resume normal snarkable service!

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kpmom
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According to Steve's latest Seriously there are no big screen t.v.'s in heaven.  So, I guess smaller screens will have to do. 📺

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Coconut Flan

What does he know?  We might spend all day watching movies if we want in heaven.

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Coconutwater

Why does Steve seem to proclaim to know what’s in Heaven? No one knows, I like to think that (if there is one) it’s filled with the things you loved on earth and the greatest pleasures you enjoyed or never got to enjoy (due to your parents looking at you Steve and Teri, or health reasons, etc...) are there for you. That’s the definition of paradise for me. Steve needs to chill with the “I am all knowing shit” he’s in for a surprise. 

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danvillebelle
12 hours ago, kpmom said:

According to Steve's latest Seriously there are no big screen t.v.'s in heaven.  So, I guess smaller screens will have to do. 📺

Oh but there are - and they play The Sound of Music twice an hour, and Jaws 1 2 and 3!  :pb_lol:

Fuck you, Stevehovah.  I love watching The Office and my favorite movies on my nice big screen.  

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Black Aliss
20 hours ago, Coconutwater said:

Why does Steve seem to proclaim to know what’s in Heaven? No one knows, I like to think that (if there is one) it’s filled with the things you loved on earth and the greatest pleasures you enjoyed or never got to enjoy (due to your parents looking at you Steve and Teri, or health reasons, etc...) are there for you. That’s the definition of paradise for me. Steve needs to chill with the “I am all knowing shit” he’s in for a surprise. 

I think the really big surprise for Steve and so many other fundigelicals is that they're not going to heaven. But, just say they did make it there, in spite of their decidedly un-Christlike values. Teri's heaven will feature a giant fridge that is constantly filled with Diet Pepsi.

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Hane

Fuck you, Steve: I got my new smart TV and Amazon Fire Stick up and running the other day, and I cordially invite you to GFY.

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