Grab your pitchforks the antiChrist has been found!

[SpeshulTaterTot]

I'll buy my shovel used and save the difference to buy torches. Also, I can bring black cat fur. Even better, my cat is called Fee, which is German for fairy, so German+fairy, that has got to help. I think. I'm confused. I've been told the Catholic church in general is the anti-christ which is why I'll be going to hell, but now an actual person is the anti-christ and I can't compute. Am I going to hell? And why? And what does it all mean?

[Grimalkin]

I'll buy my shovel used and save the difference to buy torches. Also, I can bring black cat fur. Even better, my cat is called Fee, which is German for fairy, so German+fairy, that has got to help. I think. I'm confused. I've been told the Catholic church in general is the anti-christ which is why I'll be going to hell, but now an actual person is the anti-christ and I can't compute. Am I going to hell? And why? And what does it all mean?

My user name Grimalkin means an old evil looking female cat. I learned that from a word of the day app. I thought the Catholic Chirch was the anti Christ too, hence my confusion on bringing holy water and who to sprinkle it on.

[formergothardite]

The Catholic church is the Whore of Babylon, that is why you are going to hell.

[Grimalkin]

The Catholic church is the Whore of Babylon, that is why you are going to hell.

Ok, thanks for clarification. I guess I should wontonly fornicate and do whatever I want since I'm going to hell anyway.

[Trynn]

No no, the pope is the antichrist. You've got it all wrong.

Or was the pope the dragon of revelation 13(14?) and someone else was the anti Christ? Been a while since I tried to understand the mental gymnastics that is seventh day Adventist end time prophecy.

[Grimalkin]

Being Catholic keeps sounding better and better. I like how Babylon rolls off my tounge. 'Whore of Babylon' kind of exciting. I think WBC sais this too. If it pisses them off all the better.

[SpeshulTaterTot]

Oh, that's right! The Whore of Babylon! How could I get that mixed up?

[formergothardite]

Doesn't the Whore of Babylon get to ride around on a seven headed beast? Or she gets eaten by a seven headed beast? There is a seven headed beast somewhere in the rapture apocalypse story.

It is hard to believe I used to take all this very seriously. And we used to make fun of the Catholics for having a Bible with dragons. :lol:

[Grimalkin]

Doesn't the Whore of Babylon get to ride around on a seven headed beast? Or she gets eaten by a seven headed beast? There is a seven headed beast somewhere in the rapture apocalypse story.

It is hard to believe I used to take all this very seriously. And we used to make fun of the Catholics for having a Bible with dragons. :lol:

It's like Harry Potter! I don't know much about seventh day Adventists. I might do a little research. I think there was a tiny little church by the house I grew up in that was SDA. I may have gone to a bible camp with a friend there.

[Eighth-of-eleven]

Ok, so somebody needs to make a "pin the tail on the Anti Christ game, with pointy tails...