Grab your pitchforks the antiChrist has been found!

[formergothardite]

Newest article shared by my crazy relative. :lol:

The editor of this "news" site wants people to know that they should be looking for Christ, not the antiChrist, but once they found out about this guy, they just had to spread the news. But they are totally not spending all their spare time looking for the antichrist.

His name is Alexis Tsipras, and it seems that he meets much of the criteria of the prophesied Antichrist. He was just elected as the Prime Minister of Greece. He is an atheist and a far left winger. His party in Greece is called SYRIZA. He has appeared out of nowhere in the last couple of years, almost magically.

He magically appeared! Out of nowhere! I bet no one knows where he was born because he appeared magically. Oh wait, it seems he was born July 28, 1974 in Athens. Maybe Athens is a magical place that doesn't exist?

On Sept 17, 2014 Mr. Tsipras met with Pope Francis at the Vatican.

OMG! OMG! OMG! HE MET THE POPE! If that isn't a sign he is the antichrist, well nothing would be.

This is not surprising with this Pope, because he is rabidly ecumenical, and very “Greenâ€, always talking about global warming and people harming the earth. It has been said that Tsipras and the Pope get along famously, and are in one accord.

Well the Pope is clearly on the highway to hell because he cares about the earth. Nobody who cares about global warming can be godly.

Could it be that there are unseen circumstances, not being divulged to the public? I would say, assuredly so.

Clearly the Pope and Tsipras are hiding stuff and are getting ready for world domination.

He remains un-married, but has cohabitated with his high school girlfriend for twenty years and they have one child.

He had sex with a woman he wasn't married to and then had a child! No good, godly Republican politician has EVER done that.

Tsipras was sworn in on Monday after his Syriza party won the elections in Greece, but he chose not to take a religious oath at the ceremony. Reuters noted that Tsipras, whose left-wing party has opposed austerity measures, broke from tradition when he decided to take a civil, rather than a biblical oath.†[3] – source

He is the first leader of Greece to refuse to take a religious oath on the Bible in the history of the country.

I'm going to need the smelling salts. He didn't want to take a religious oath?! Clearly the antichrist.

Alexis Tsipras as the Antichrist? Pope Francis as the False Prophet? It certainly is pretty interesting, wouldn’t you say?

Do you need more proof after reading that? Because there is more.

I have been digging into the Internet, attempting to find everything I can about Alexis Tsipras. What I am about to tell you will probably shock you as it did me.

Sit down for the rest of this because you might faint from the shock.

I have been finding people in Greece saying that Tsipras is actually “Cipra†and is of Jewish blood.

“Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all.†Many End Times scholars have concluded that this passage of Scripture from Daniel 11:37 shows the Antichrist to be atheist, since he no longer regards the God of his fathers.

:o

People get ready! Jesus is coming!

nowtheendbegins.com/blog/?p=30736

I can't find anything saying that this is supposed to be a joke, but I am holding out hope that it is a parody blog.

[samurai_sarah]

I need more info: Do we have to bring our own tar and feathers, or will those be provided?

[formergothardite]

You will need to bring your own. If I just gave people stuff I would be an evil fascist communist socialist. If you don't have tar and feather or a pitchfork, I want you to get an envelope and start saving. You can join the angry mob once you have saved enough to buy your own supplies.

[KittenMitten]

I have a pitchfork and tar. Anyone have feathers? Wow, that is one crazy website. I'm on the fence on if it is real or satire, it is that crazy. But I'm afraid it's real. Later today I will go down that rabbit (hell) hole. Where are the ferrets?

[samurai_sarah]

You will need to bring your own. If I just gave people stuff I would be an evil fascist communist socialist. If you don't have tar and feather or a pitchfork, I want you to get an envelope and start saving. You can join the angry mob once you have saved enough to buy your own supplies.

Oh, okay. Won't be protesting then. Evil European commie that I am, I have no time and money to do all that. And imagine what would happen if I had my own envelope! People would want to share it! Sorry, I can't do anything for the cause!

[formergothardite]

Oh, okay. Won't be protesting then. Evil European commie that I am, I have no time and money to do all that. And imagine what would happen if I had my own envelope! People would want to share it! Sorry, I can't do anything for the cause!

If you aren't with us, you are against us. :shifty-kitty: Matthew 12:30.

[Walking Cat Bed]

Do you have a financial aid system or like temp-to-hire, but for angry mob supplies? I'm a broke grad student.

[Terrie]

These things always make me want to get a black cat and name it "The AntiChrist." Fundies will be offended, non-fundies will roll their eyes that I'm trying to hard to be offensive and the cat won't care.

[samurai_sarah]

If you aren't with us, you are against us. :shifty-kitty: Matthew 12:30.

Hey! That's not fair, because Luke 57:221 says "be excellent to each other, dudes". I could still, dunno, shout and chant? I want in! Just because I don't have the money to pay for my own pitchfork, tar and feathers doesn't mean I can't be useful to the cause of liberty, free commerce and freedom of speech, right?

Wait, I scrambled around. I found an old down pillow for feathers, and a shovel. Can I be part of the gang now?

Please stop discriminating against me, while I'm trying to discriminate!

[salex]

I have a pitchfork and tar. Anyone have feathers? Wow, that is one crazy website. I'm on the fence on if it is real or satire, it is that crazy. But I'm afraid it's real. Later today I will go down that rabbit (hell) hole. Where are the ferrets?

Oh, I hope it is satire, but I thnk it is real. My fakebook is filled with fundies who refer to it, so they at least believe it is real....

But every third person is the antichrist, based on how many are defined as that by these kinds of people, so who knows.

[KittenMitten]

Hey! That's not fair, because Luke 57:221 says "be excellent to each other, dudes". I could still, dunno, shout and chant? I want in! Just because I don't have the money to pay for my own pitchfork, tar and feathers doesn't mean I can't be useful to the cause of liberty, free commerce and freedom of speech, right?

Wait, I scrambled around. I found an old down pillow for feathers, and a shovel. Can I be part of the gang now?

Please stop discriminating against me, while I'm trying to discriminate!

I will be happy to share my pitchfork and tar if you share your feathers.

And I think my late cat named Jezebel was the antichrist. Many people were afraid of him. Yes, it was a him when I got him he was tiny and they thought he was a girl. Bet said nope, he's a boy. And get this, I got him from my Mom's minister's daughter. :twisted: :twisted:

[samurai_sarah]

I will be happy to share my pitchfork and tar if you share your feathers.

And I think my late cat named Jezebel was the antichrist. Many people were afraid of him. Yes, it was a him when I got him he was tiny and they thought he was a girl. Bet said nope, he's a boy. And get this, I got him from my Mom's minister's daughter. :twisted: :twisted:

Done! Here are the feathers, now hand over the pitchfork and let us bless this mess! :lol:

[CelticGoddess]

Okay, who the hell IS the anti-christ. Obama? Kennedy? (any of the Kennedy's with the exception of Anthony) or maybe it's some other random liberal leader? They can't make up their bloody minds! I have even heard that the Mayor of Charleston (Joe Riley, or has he finally retired?) was the anti-christ when I lived there.

Personally, I think the anti-christ is in the form of my neighbors cat. That cat is MEAN!

[Buzzard]

I thought it was a requirement that the antichrist read here. Does that mean that we have a world leader in our midst? Or maybe that requirement is wrong... :wink-kitty:

[BrownieMomma]

O snap. And here I thought all this time the Pope WAS the anti-Christ. Or is going to become the anti-Christ. Or something.

Sounds like someone read one too many Left Behind books.

[louisa05]

So confused. For six years at Christian school, I was told on at least a weekly basis that Bill Clinton was the antichrist.

They were rather obsessed with the antichrist having a head wound. So one day a sweet little freshman girl raised her hand in government class to ask if it was true that Clinton nearly died of a head injury in infancy, because her pastor said he did. I said I had never heard such a story. She was then worried that Jesus was not really about to come back because if it weren't true, the President was not the antichrist after all.

A little FB snooping awhile back led me to believe that that particular girl, like many of them, is no longer evangelical or a church goer at all.

[salex]

So confused. For six years at Christian school, I was told on at least a weekly basis that Bill Clinton was the antichrist.

They were rather obsessed with the antichrist having a head wound. So one day a sweet little freshman girl raised her hand in government class to ask if it was true that Clinton nearly died of a head injury in infancy, because her pastor said he did. I said I had never heard such a story. She was then worried that Jesus was not really about to come back because if it weren't true, the President was not the antichrist after all.

A little FB snooping awhile back led me to believe that that particular girl, like many of them, is no longer evangelical or a church goer at all.[/quote

As far as I know, every single president in my lifetime has been called the anti-christ by someone. That would include all of them from Kennedy to Obama. Yes, I even heard people call Reagan the anti-christ. And since all the popes are too, and Muammar al-Gaddafi, and Khomemni, and The UN... well, it seems we have an abundance of anti-christs.

I"m happy enough that my methodist church didn't preach on Revelation much (at all) or dwell on the anti-christ.

[louisa05]

I left there at the end of the 1999-2000 school year, so I don't know where their viewpoints went later on, but as of that May, George W. Bush the candidate was not a potential antichrist. He was all but Christ himself. He was the greatest presidential candidate ever and they were certain that he shared every theological belief with them and that his family was the perfect Christian family who spent their evenings playing Bible trivia and praying together. Unlike the Clintons who they claimed had satanic rituals and never wanted or loved their daughter.

[formergothardite]

I left there at the end of the 1999-2000 school year, so I don't know where their viewpoints went later on, but as of that May, George W. Bush the candidate was not a potential antichrist. He was all but Christ himself. He was the greatest presidential candidate ever and they were certain that he shared every theological belief with them and that his family was the perfect Christian family who spent their evenings playing Bible trivia and praying together. Unlike the Clintons who they claimed had satanic rituals and never wanted or loved their daughter.

This was what people in the church I attended during that time period believed. The Clintons only had Chelsea because they needed her as a prop for their political careers. :roll: George W. Bush, though, was a Real Christian and a devoted family man who was the savior of this country.

[August]

Duh! Everyone knows where Athens is. Just east of Atlanta, right?

[browncoatslytherin]

This was what people in the church I attended during that time period believed. The Clintons only had Chelsea because they needed her as a prop for their political careers. :roll: George W. Bush, though, was a Real Christian and a devoted family man who was the savior of this country.

lol some conservative (former) friend of mine who shall remain nameless was one of those who kept spouting that obama was the anti-christ. i finally had enough of those stupid posts so i commented, "didn't you use to say all the time that bill clinton was the anti-christ? so which is the real anti-christ?"

he replied with some babble about how he was mistaken before because of this reason and that reason that was really just pulled out of his ass and one could only "see" in hindsight (how convenient).

i replied back, "so, hindsight is 20/20, i spose. how do you know you're right this time, then, without that beneficial hindsight?"

i got blocked for my trouble. :lol: worth it.

**edited for riffle**

[louisa05]

This was what people in the church I attended during that time period believed. The Clintons only had Chelsea because they needed her as a prop for their political careers. :roll: George W. Bush, though, was a Real Christian and a devoted family man who was the savior of this country.

The 1982 edition of the A Beka American Government book said that having two or more children was an "unofficial qualification" for the presidency, too. So Clinton was not even qualified to be president according to them. My students were always quite taken aback by this. And, of course, I got in a bit of trouble that spring for saying "well, thank God the Bushes got lucky and had twins".

[KittenMitten]

I spent some time on that website. I think it's real and it's seriously frightening. All the End Of Times Stuff we talk about, conveniently on one site for your reading pleasure. If you need to stay awake, and can't drink coffee or Red Bull like me, this place is perfect. The scary will keep you awake for days

[browngrl]

I need more info: Do we have to bring our own tar and feathers, or will those be provided?

I have two questions: Will snacks be provided or do we bring our own? Should we start humming the theme front the Omen now or would it be best to wait?

[Grimalkin]

I have two questions: Will snacks be provided or do we bring our own? Should we start humming the theme front the Omen now or would it be best to wait?

Is Holy Water appropriate to bring? or is it evil water since its a Catholic thing? Which endtimers are we talking about here? I want to fit in.